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A podcast tearing apart the shoddy acting and highly improbable scenarios in adult entertainment. Created by @ryanarnolduk + @jonners.

Ryan Arnold & Jon Jackson

  • Dec 22, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
  • monthly NEW EPISODES
  • 21m AVG DURATION
  • 24 EPISODES


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Latest episodes from Fluffed Lines

12: Season 2 - Christmas Special!

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2020 28:00


Happy Holidays it’s that time again! Forget laughter... we’re sure there will be tiers of actual cringe after Santa gets found out, a family photo goes wrong and The Grinch turns up to ruin Christmas! Oh yeah don't forget to hit subscribe and check out more @fluffedlines!

11: Season 2 - Halloween Special!

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2020 50:43


Prepare yourself! This Halloween we join the Scooby-Doo gang on an adventure that we must have missed on TV...

Season 2 Halloween Special Teaser

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2020 7:09


The Fluffed Lines Halloween Special comes out this Wednesday 28th October! Here's a little teaser to put the willies up you..

10: The Wizard of Jizz

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2020 39:37


Oh hello! Hit subscribe and check out more @fluffedlines It’s the Series 2 grand finale! Join us for an extended episode as we follow Dorothy along the Yellow Prick Road as she goes in search of The Wizard of... Jizz

9: Undercover Cop and the Sexbots

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2020 26:10


Oh hello! Hit subscribe and check out more @fluffedlines In this episode... Don’t mess with your boss first thing on a Monday, you really never know where you might come across an undercover officer and a brave rescue mission ends in delight!

8: Gym Dispute and the Rehearsal

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2020 22:18


Oh hello! Hit subscribe and check out more @fluffedlines In this episode... Gyms are open again but still full of people with no manners. A horny student struggles with self-restraint and a religious father uncovers sacrilege during hymn rehearsal!

7: The Jock Sniffer and Landlord Meltdown

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2020 19:10


Oh hello! Hit subscribe and check out more @fluffedlines In this episode... The hopeless Landlord returns with another pathetic attempt to evict a tenant, why pants don't make a practical face mask and meeting your partner's parents should never be THIS awkward!

6: The Mechanic and the Sorry Stamp Collector

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2020 22:50


Oh hello! Hit subscribe and check out more @fluffedlines In this episode... That age old problem of needing work done on your car when you're short on cash and a stamp collector's worst nightmare comes true...

5: New Neighbour and the Missed Flight

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2020 21:30


Oh hello! Hit subscribe and check out more @fluffedlines In this episode... A new arrival causes tension in the neighbourhood! It's also not always a bad thing to lose your boarding pass at security...

4: Vacuum Wiener and The Prankster

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2020 19:54


Oh hello! Hit subscribe and check out more @fluffedlines In this episode... Some things you just shouldn't try with household appliances, it turns out people DO love a man in a mask and a simple prank goes very, very... right!

3: Bathtub Lifeguard and a Bad Boss

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2020 11:52


Oh hello! Hit subscribe and check out more @fluffedlines In this episode... Stop! Make sure you take precautions in the bath and keep the number for HR handy if you work for a boss like this..

2: Return of the Landlord and the New Job

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2020 17:16


Oh hello! Hit subscribe and check out more @fluffedlines In this episode... Our favourite landlord is back and in another spot of bother and this has to be THE worst start to a new job ever...

1: COVID-19 and The Mattress Police

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2020 13:34


Oh hello! Hit subscribe and check out more @fluffedlines In this episode... What were those rules again? Stay Alert, Control The Virus, Sleep With Your Step-Brother? There are dodgy consequences for flouting them either way! Oh yeah,  and don't mess around with the label on your new mattress...

Season 2 - Trailer

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2020 3:19


We are back!! We know you've missed us and how could you not? Rubbish acting, crap storylines and cringeworthy scenarios - subscribe now so you hear the first episode on Monday 15th June!

Episode 9 - The Christmas Special!

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2019 33:43


The office Christmas party nearly ends in disaster when the boss turns out to be a Scrooge. Santa comes down the wrong chimney and sometimes you don’t have to spend a fortune to give someone a big package..

Episode 8 - Jurassic Wood & The Nun and The Non

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2019 25:17


It turns out the dinosaurs were a lot more tame than we first thought and here's one way to make a family reunion extremely awkward...

Episode 7 - Sugar Daddy Fraud & Truth or Dick™

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2019 26:34


This time we hear a foolproof way to get a free Playstation and here's a game you probably won't be playing at your friend's next house party...

Episode 6 - The Halloween Special!

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2019 24:24


Trick or Treat with a twist, the clown from IT tries to turn you on and there really is one thing you should never put in a pumpkin!

Episode 5 - The Legend of Zildo and Dodgy Nurses

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2019 21:47


A horny hero like no other saves the day and some nurses have an usual method of treating patients!

Episode 4 - Bad Landlords and Big Sausage Pizza

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2019 15:51


Another tenant gets an unexpected visit from a creepy landlord and what better way to meet your partner's family than cooking them a 'special' meal...

Episode 3 - The Horny Monster and Lemon Tree Whores

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2019 17:34


An 18 year-old's birthday takes a fruity turn when his inner Horny Monster reveals himself and those notorious Lemon Tree Whores turn up to cause trouble!

Episode 2 - Landlords and Bad Parenting

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2019 20:43


A landlord gets more than he bargained for and a dad goes away leaving his step son with new wife... what could possibly go wrong?!

Episode 1 - Cops and Siblings

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2019 17:34


A police raid you probably didn't hear about on the news, and a bit of sibling rivalry... all on this episode of Fluffed Lines!

1: Season 1 Trailer

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2019 5:28


A podcast tearing apart the shoddy acting and highly improbable scenarios in adult entertainment. Created by @ryanarnolduk (https://twitter.com/ryanarnolduk) + @jonners (https://twitter.com/jonners) .

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