I AM THE GENTRY is a witty, unabashedly honest performance memoir that traces one woman's life as she realizes her role in the gentrification of her Washington, DC neighborhood. The piece hilariously and provocatively deconstructs notions of racial and socio-economic stereotypes. Gabriel herself shrewdly redefines the meaning of community and, ultimately, implicates herself as an agent of change, for better or worse. Produced and engineered Bryce Sulecki. Visit him at: www.brycemusiq.com Donate and become a patron at https://www.patreon.com/iamthegentry

A tank, some toilet paper, and the tundra Donate and become a patron at www.patreon.com/iamthegentry

Condoms, a crooner, and Clorox wipes Donate and become a patron at www.patreon.com/iamthegentry

Social work, summer school, and Homo erectus Donate and become a patron at www.patreon.com/iamthegentry

A porch, a hammer, and a paddy wagon Donate and become a patron at www.patreon.com/iamthegentry

Fresh cut grass, Casey Kasem, and a Sunday drive Donate and become a patron at www.patreon.com/iamthegentry

Chicken bones, ciabatta, and carry out Donate and become a patron at www.patreon.com/iamthegentry

Brass, bullies, and a school bus Donate and become a patron at www.patreon.com/iamthegentry

Brazilian cherry, morning coffee, and tiny earthquakes Donate and become a patron at www.patreon.com/iamthegentry

Ziploc, Ramen, and Just Say No Donate and become a patron at www.patreon.com/iamthegentry

A real estate boom, the demilitarized zone, and stealing home. Donate and become a patron at https://www.patreon.com/iamthegentry