I Just Wanted to Talk About It

I almost got out of a traffic ticket, well, I did...then I didn't. I just wanted to talk about it.

Ice cream men, and K-Mart employees are a dying breed. I Just wanted to talk about it.

I've only met Mackenzie's dad once. I just wanted to talk about it.

I was scared of overdosing on multi-vitamins. I just wanted to talked about it.

I auditioned for the orchestra...well...kinda. I just wanted to talk about it.

I got in trouble for somebody else catfishing from our school. I just wanted to talk about it.

Eric used to shop at "The Chinese Store". He just wanted to talk about it.

I used to hustle children out of their parent's money. I just wanted to talk about it.

I once met a very attractive assistant coach. I just wanted to talk about it.

I walked out of my own graduation. I just wanted to talk about it.

I chased a goose into a wedding ceremony. I just wanted to talk about it.

I was almost blacklisted from a Cheddar's. I just wanted to talk about it.

A man tried to take his favorite box cutter into a theme park. I just wanted to talk about it.

In high school I made a backpack with my face on it. I just wanted to talk about it.