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Listen to co-hosts Ami & Amy read dating ads from the past and tear them the f*ck apart. No potential suitor is safe from the clutches of these delightful bitches.

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    • Jul 23, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 44m AVG DURATION
    • 16 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from I'd Date Me

    13 - John & Ron

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2021 39:43


    John needs a younger woman and Ron will probably murder you with a science fiction hobby kit. Check out our other shows and side hustles at delightfulbitchcraft.com! We finally have our Patreon! Follow us on the social medias @datemepod Facebook Instagram Twitter  We got some merch! Thanks a million to our friend Natalie Boh for her awesome theme music. 

    Quick Announcement from the Amieys

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2021 1:37


    Long story short; we're busy AF. 

    12 - Dat A$$ and The Karate Adult

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2021 38:52


    Jim is really into rock-climbing while wearing exceptionally tight shorts, and Jerry just isn’t that into you. Check out our other shows and side hustles at delightfulbitchcraft.com! We finally have our Patreon! Follow us on the social medias @datemepod Facebook Instagram Twitter  We got some merch! Thanks a million to our friend Natalie Boh for her awesome theme music.  Thanks to Brently at Unapologetix for his excellent editing. 

    11 - Wannabe Night Stalker and Second Rate Jon Hamm

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2021 40:05


    Both of these creepers want to straight up murder you. Check out our other shows and side hustles at delightfulbitchcraft.com! We finally have our Patreon! Follow us on the social medias @datemepod Facebook Instagram Twitter  We got some merch! Thanks a million to our friend Natalie Boh for her awesome theme music.  Thanks to Rich Lyons for his excellent editing. 

    10 - Brett & Gary with Dell!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2021 70:33


    This week Ami gets a break and Amy tags in Dell Onnearth to round out the rural Minnesota representation. Brett is definitely no Brent, and Gary will most likely kill you or recruit you into his rabbit/bird cult.  Listen to Dell’s shows! Skeptarchy Podcast Evidence Based Eating Podcast Check out our other shows and side hustles at delightfulbitchcraft.com! We finally have our Patreon! Follow us on the social medias @datemepod Facebook Instagram Twitter  We got some merch! Thanks a million to our friend Natalie Boh for her awesome theme music. 

    9 - Artie & Chuck

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2020 59:28


    Artie is SOOOOO shy, and Chuck loves superlatives.  You need this vacuum!  Check out our other shows and side hustles at delightfulbitchcraft.com! We finally have our Patreon! Follow us on the social medias @datemepod Facebook Instagram Twitter  We got some merch! Thanks a million to our friend Natalie Boh for her awesome theme music.  Thanks to Rich Lyons for his excellent editing. 

    8 - Wayne & BJ

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2020 37:53


    Wayne needs a 110 lb woman, and BJ is totally in love with his hot brother’s wife. Check out our other shows and side hustles at delightfulbitchcraft.com! We finally have our Patreon! Follow us on the social medias @datemepod Facebook Instagram Twitter  We got some merch! Thanks a million to our friend Natalie Boh for her awesome theme music.  Thanks to Rich Lyons for his excellent editing.

    7 - Michael & Mark

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2020 67:17


    Ami is joined by Nikki from Unapologetix to talk shit about men. This week, Michael is some kind of famous writer and drives a hot burgundy car, and Mark is just all over the place. Nikki had some unforeseen audio issues, but she’s fun as hell so it’s worth it. Check out our other shows and side hustles at delightfulbitchcraft.com! We finally have our Patreon! Follow us on the social medias @datemepod Facebook Instagram Twitter  We got some merch! Thanks a million to our friend Natalie Boh for her awesome theme music.  Thanks to Rich Lyons for his excellent editing. 

    6 - Kim & Dan

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2020 52:08


    Kim is feeling a little shy about his latex fetish, and Dan just loves playin’ golf and marryin’ submissive women. Check out our other shows and side hustles at delightfulbitchcraft.com! We finally have our Patreon! Follow us on the social medias @datemepod Facebook Instagram Twitter  Thanks a million to our friend Natalie Boh for her awesome theme music.  Thanks to Rich Lyons for his excellent editing. 

    5 - Ken & Vern

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2020 46:15


    This week we dive back into The Greatest Little Bachelor Book in Texas, 1980 edition, to meet Ken, who is a master salesman and lover of ladies’ arms, and Vern, who just wants to ski and pass the Equal Rights Amendment! Check out our other shows and side hustles at delightfulbitchcraft.com! Follow us on the social medias @datemepod Facebook Instagram Twitter  Tinder Profile Poetry by Marissa Alexa McCool - I remembered the link! Thanks a million to our friend Natalie Boh for her awesome theme music.  Thanks to Rich Lyons for his excellent editing. 

    4 - Robert & Robin

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2020 60:12


    This week we return to the 1996 “Bachelor Book” magazine. Robert is killing it in “the biz,” and looking for a woman who enjoys perfectly average men. Watch out for Robin. Turns out he’s super sketchy. Tinder Profile Poetry by Marissa Alexa McCool - I remembered the link! Rock Me Sexy Jesus Check out our other shows and side hustles at delightfulbitchcraft.com! Follow us on the social medias @datemepod Facebook Instagram Twitter  Thanks a million to our friend Natalie Boh for her awesome theme music.  Thanks to Rich Lyons for his excellent editing.

    3 - Bill and The Burt Reynolds Guy

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2020 31:43


    This week we start to dig into the The Greatest Little Bachelor Book in Texas, 1980 edition. It’s gonna be hot AF. Mr. Deity!! The Americans! Please follow us on the social medias @datemepod Facebook Instagram Twitter  Thanks a million to our friend Natalie Boh for her awesome theme music.  Thanks to Rich Lyons for his excellent editing.

    QUARANTINE BONUS! Tiger King Recap/Review

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2020 70:55


    This is just some total nonsense we recorded as a gift to help get you through this lonely quarantine. All poorly thought out opinions are solely our own and do not necessarily represent the views of Delightful Bitchcraft Enterprises.

    2 - David and the Cowboy Kid

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2020 61:28


    This week we discuss a fresh new bachelor from the 1996 “Bachelor Book” magazine. David is totally using his kid as a chick magnet. Please follow us on the social medias @datemepod Facebook Instagram Twitter  Thanks a million to our friend Natalie Boh for her awesome theme music.  Thanks to Rich Lyons for his excellent editing. 

    1 - Dennis the Iowa Menace & Fred-d-d with a D

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2020 37:48


    On this inaugural episode, we discuss two of our bachelors from the 1996 “Bachelor Book” magazine. Dennis from Iowa is just looking for a wholesome gal to get his mom off his back about being gay, and Fred-d-d is definitely hiding bodies in the desert.  Please follow us on the social medias @datemepod Facebook Instagram Twitter  Thanks a million to our friend Natalie Boh for her awesome theme music.  Thanks to the amazing Rich Lyons for his excellent editing. 

    I'd Date Me Trailer

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2020 1:14


    Get ready bitches! The show is almost here!

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