If I Grow up

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Greg and Kai, two single individuals whom are close friends, consistently find themselves at the borderline of childhood and adulthood. Appreciative of the lessons learned and the continuous gained stability on what life is, they both deny any ownership of true adulthood. Real responsibilities still seem daring, parents are always on speed dial, and their South Florida homes remain a very safe base. Determined to figure out life together with the help of making terrible decisions along the way, they relieve each other weekly of the "thought exercises" that stress their 29-year old brains on a daily basis. Hoping they're not the alone in this "where do we go from here" state of mind, this podcast is an effort to make their peers feel comfortable about still not getting everything just right.

If I Grow up

  • Sep 17, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
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  • 17 EPISODES


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Do you remember Johnny Godeeper?

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2020 44:40


We reflect on what got us in trouble in school, Kai tells a joke, and we plan our future kids sleepovers.

The one where Kai starts a new job

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2020 59:32


This week, Kai and Greg discuss the upcoming Monica Vs. Brandy Versus, Kais new job, and a novel prom proposal.

The birthday episode!

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2020 67:02


Today Kai reflects on turning 30 this week, we debate seeing a psychic, and we process why never got into Harry Potter

Get That Shit Off Of My Page PLEASE

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2020 45:06


Kai & Greg reassess their social media presence.

Bonus Episode!

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2020 30:36


Consider it a post show to the previous one.

All I Want For Christmas Is A Covid Vaccine

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2020 54:38


Kai and Greg finally hook up! (Kinda)

(It's) Such a good time to go inward... W/ Alia Rehana

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2020 61:45


Todays episode we have special guest, Alia! We talk with her about her career as a mindset coach and Food Science teacher in Los Angeles, our experience with meditation, and of course dating apps. Insta : @aliarehana on insta linktr.ee/aliarehana Special shout outs to Tedsson for the track "The Comedown" of off Califlordiacation Act III which you can check out here https://open.spotify.com/track/03d2911SGRkAmqvAcP1Y3S?si=t6IAX47gRGOJgZBM3DaV6g

Lock-in pt 2!

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2020 58:16


Update from our quarantine lock-in!

Lock-in!

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2020 78:39


Hey guys, this week we recorded via skype, so sorry about the audio quality. This week we give our thoughts on this Covid-19 epidemic and Kai needs some questions answered.

You had a popsicle, and now it's on the floor

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2020 81:21


After going over our thoughts on the dark arts and the movie Queen and Slim, we dive into something that's been on Kai's mind the best way to support a friend in need. Shout out to Tedsson for the song "Some Friends" https://open.spotify.com/track/5gK6RYT6JJRC7VULNXC7bB?si=WBksKlm4QmCn7IWaSMyRKA

We don't hunt shit down here, Iguanas just fall sometimes.

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2020 64:15


The thrilling conclusion to saga of Kai's childhood friend Shannels' move down to South Florida from New York.

Superbowl Weekend!

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2020 74:19


Superbowl Weekend! by If I Grow up

I'm very happy and fulfilled with the woman I am now.

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2020 92:26


We had our first guest! Thanks so much Camila! This week we discuss passing and breaking cultural lessons, the proper way to construct a taco, and guys who lie about their height on their dating profile.

I'm not sure I know what Trigonometry is...

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2020 65:02


Thank you to Tedsson for the Song "Rush" off the album Califloridacation Act II https://open.spotify.com/track/5W5ZZLuOfYOeIkNHwKTBhx?si=owV8FaoOR9KWZDJi6zPfyA https://music.apple.com/us/album/rush/1481756413?i=1481756421 In this episode, Kai and Greg go over all your burning Grace & Frankie questions, Greg has a bad day, and Kai gets a new gig.

The one where we make sure we never date again

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 2020 75:53


Bonus Episode!

Incidentally, I only brought one pair of pants to this party

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2019 91:28


Kai and Greg interview each other, forget the serenity prayer and discuss the validity of new years resolutions.

You can't get ratchet in an ugly sweater

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2019 61:22


Greg and Kai discuss what traffic really means since it took Greg more than 2 hours to get home when he could've been out at Taco Tuesdays. Kai gives advice on if it's appropriate for Greg to throw a "Naughty or Nice" Christmas party. Amongst a few other random topics, the two talk about living in South Florida, whether to rent or own, and if a Caribbean contractor is the wrong way to go when hiring someone to fix something broken in your house. This first episode, full of mistakes in its own way, is their first trial as they figure out what it will become. Take a listen.

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