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Miranda and Frances talk dating, sex, college and culture. The girls share opinions that nobody asked for, dish out unqualified advice, and always stay on topic.

Miranda and Frances


    • Feb 13, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 25m AVG DURATION
    • 10 EPISODES


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    Love On Top: Valentine's Day Special

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2021 35:19


    On top: v-day love line Off top: cisphobia, existentialism, the perfect medium rare steak, dinosaur anatomy

    TRAILER: Breaking Nudes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2021 1:18


    This episode is available at patreon.com/ontoppod.

    Couped Up with C*vid

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    On top: Storming the Capitol and other American traits Off top: Are we smarter than a sixth grader? (barely)

    2020 Madness: Worst Moments Bracket

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 28, 2020 46:00


    On top: 2020 madness Off top: the prostate

    TRAILER: Hot Amateur Podcasters Lose Their Patreon Virginity (LEAKED)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2020 0:36


    The sexisode is available for purchase at Patreon.com/ontoppod

    We have the ick

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2020 31:59


    Y’all sent us your icks and we picked our favorites. We will not be sparing any feelings.

    Let's get medicated

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2020 26:45


    On top: ADHD testing, pres-elect Joe Biden, the pod origins Off top:  celebrity beef, throwing tantrums, Frances' car accident, hot prof

    Murder: Hot or not?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2020 22:49


    On top: childhood horror stories, scary movies, killer clowns Off top: ex-boyfriend’s bad tattoos, Nazis, pedos

    WHOLE FOODS MUKBANG ***NOT CLICKBAIT***

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2020 30:45


    On topic: Whole Foods hot bar, hypothetical Chopped, fuck marry kill Off topic: cleft palates, things to stick your dick in, Trader Joe's hostage incident0:03 The girls go live in Whole Foods0:15 The girls do a Mukbang10:10 CHOPPED: Starter Basket 13:15: CHOPPED:: Entree Basket19:00 CHOPPED: Dessert Basket23:05 FMK food edition24:00 SPECIAL GUEST APPEARANCE

    Extremely fun and hot...if it matters

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2020 25:03


    On topic: dating apps Off topic: valium, wine tasting, smart guys, Duran Duran

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