Miranda and Frances talk dating, sex, college and culture. The girls share opinions that nobody asked for, dish out unqualified advice, and always stay on topic.

On top: v-day love line Off top: cisphobia, existentialism, the perfect medium rare steak, dinosaur anatomy

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On top: Storming the Capitol and other American traits Off top: Are we smarter than a sixth grader? (barely)

On top: 2020 madness Off top: the prostate

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Y’all sent us your icks and we picked our favorites. We will not be sparing any feelings.

On top: ADHD testing, pres-elect Joe Biden, the pod origins Off top: celebrity beef, throwing tantrums, Frances' car accident, hot prof

On top: childhood horror stories, scary movies, killer clowns Off top: ex-boyfriend’s bad tattoos, Nazis, pedos

On topic: Whole Foods hot bar, hypothetical Chopped, fuck marry kill Off topic: cleft palates, things to stick your dick in, Trader Joe's hostage incident0:03 The girls go live in Whole Foods0:15 The girls do a Mukbang10:10 CHOPPED: Starter Basket 13:15: CHOPPED:: Entree Basket19:00 CHOPPED: Dessert Basket23:05 FMK food edition24:00 SPECIAL GUEST APPEARANCE

On topic: dating apps Off topic: valium, wine tasting, smart guys, Duran Duran