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Rate Every Pokémon


    • Oct 19, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 3m AVG DURATION
    • 130 EPISODES


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    #585: Deerling

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2021 3:05


    Transcript: https://bit.ly/2Z3KMSH Pay us: https://ko-fi.com/rateeverymon Their coloring changes according to the seasons and can be slightly affected by the temperature and humidity as well. Generation: 5 Species: Season Type 1: Normal Type 2: Grass Height: 0.6m 585: Deerling

    #693: Clawitzer

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2021


    Transcript: https://bit.ly/3FvMtJz Pay us: https://ko-fi.com/rateeverymon Its right arm is packed with meat. When its pincer falls off, it's exported to be used as a cooking ingredient. Generation: 6 Species: Howitzer Type 1: Water Type 2: Height: 1.3m 693: Clawitzer

    #658: Greninja

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2021 4:53


    Transcript: https://bit.ly/3oLY55l Pay us: https://ko-fi.com/rateeverymon It creates throwing stars out of compressed water. When it spins them and throws them at high speed, these stars can split metal in two. Generation: 6 Species: Ninja Type 1: Water Type 2: Dark Height: 1.5m 658: Greninja

    #194: Wooper

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2021 4:54


    Transcript: https://bit.ly/3Fva5hg Pay us: https://ko-fi.com/rateeverymon Wooper usually lives in water. However, it occasionally comes out onto land in search of food. On land, it coats its body with a gooey, toxic film. Generation: 2 Species: Water Fish Type 1: Water Type 2: Ground Height: 0.4m 194: Wooper

    #270: Lotad

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2021 2:12


    Transcript: https://bit.ly/3A8cTgH Pay us: https://ko-fi.com/rateeverymon This Pokémon lives in ponds with clean water. It is known to ferry small Pokémon across ponds by carrying them on the broad leaf on its head. Generation: 3 Species: Water Weed Type 1: Water Type 2: Grass Height: 0.5m 270: Lotad

    #421: Cherrim

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2021 2:54


    Transcript: https://bit.ly/2ZA6aiJ Pay us: https://ko-fi.com/rateeverymon It is docile as a bud, but turns cheerful when it blooms. It folds back into a bud if sunlight wanes. Generation: 4 Species: Blossom Type 1: Grass Type 2: Height: 0.5m 421: Cherrim

    #537: Seismitoad

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2021 4:04


    Transcript: https://bit.ly/3B3qF5a Pay us: https://ko-fi.com/rateeverymon The vibrating of the bumps all over its body causes earthquake-like tremors. Seismitoad and Croagunk are similar species. Generation: 5 Species: Vibration Type 1: Water Type 2: Ground Height: 1.5m 537: Seismitoad

    #559: Scraggy

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2021 2:22


    Transcript: https://bit.ly/2XP6YQ0 Pay us: https://ko-fi.com/rateeverymon If it locks eyes with you, watch out! Nothing and no one is safe from the reckless headbutts of this troublesome Pokémon. Generation: 5 Species: Shedding Type 1: Dark Type 2: Fighting Height: 0.6m 559: Scraggy

    #817: Drizzile

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2021 3:00


    Transcript: https://bit.ly/3lIKg4r Pay us: https://ko-fi.com/rateeverymon Highly intelligent but also very lazy, it keeps enemies out of its territory by laying traps everywhere. Generation: 8 Species: Water lizard Type 1: Water Type 2: Height: 0.7m 817: Drizzile

    #054: Psyduck

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2021 3:39


    Transcript: https://bit.ly/3CwEk5n Pay us: https://ko-fi.com/rateeverymon Psyduck is constantly beset by headaches. If the Pokémon lets its strange power erupt, apparently the pain subsides for a while. Generation: 1 Species: Duck Type 1: Water Type 2: Height: 0.8m 054: Psyduck

    #872: Snom

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2021 2:35


    Transcript: https://bit.ly/2XvLGGO Pay us: https://ko-fi.com/rateeverymon It eats snow that piles up on the ground. The more snow it eats, the bigger and more impressive the spikes on its back grow. Generation: 8 Species: Worm Type 1: Ice Type 2: Bug Height: 0.3m 872: Snom

    #709: Trevenant

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2021


    Transcript: https://bit.ly/390CL2J Pay us: https://ko-fi.com/rateeverymon Using its roots as a nervous system, it controls the trees in the forest. It's kind to the Pokémon that reside in its body. Generation: 6 Species: Elder Tree Type 1: Ghost Type 2: Grass Height: 1.5m 709: Trevenant

    #047: Parasect

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2021


    Transcript: https://bit.ly/2X9JSTR Pay us: https://ko-fi.com/rateeverymon The bug is mostly dead, with the mushroom on its back having become the main body. If the mushroom comes off, the bug stops moving. Generation: 1 Species: Mushroom Type 1: Bug Type 2: Grass Height: 1m 047: Parasect

    #402: Kricketune

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2021 2:48


    Transcript: https://bit.ly/38w0CHv Pay us: https://ko-fi.com/rateeverymon It crosses its knifelike arms in front of its chest when it cries. It can compose melodies ad lib. Generation: 4 Species: Cricket Type 1: Bug Type 2: Height: 1m 402: Kricketune

    #808: Meltan

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2021


    Transcript: https://bit.ly/2WyWK64 Pay us: https://ko-fi.com/rateeverymon They live as a group, but when the time comes, one strong Meltan will absorb all the others and evolve. Generation: 7 Species: Hex Nut Type 1: Steel Type 2: Height: 0.2m 808: Meltan

    #246: Larvitar

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2021 5:11


    Transcript: https://bit.ly/3gJPrzj Pay us: https://ko-fi.com/rateeverymon Larvitar is born deep under the ground. To come up to the surface, this Pokémon must eat its way through the soil above. Until it does so, Larvitar cannot see its parent's face. Generation: 2 Species: Rock Skin Type 1: Rock Type 2: Ground Height: 0.6m 246: Larvitar

    #378: Regice

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2021 4:02


    Transcript: https://bit.ly/381srai Pay us: https://ko-fi.com/rateeverymon Regice cloaks itself with frigid air of -328 degrees Fahrenheit. Things will freeze solid just by going near this Pokémon. Its icy body is so cold, it will not melt even if it is immersed in magma. Generation: 3 Species: Iceberg Type 1: Ice Type 2: Height: 1.8m 378: Regice

    #328: Trapinch

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2021 3:41


    Transcript: https://bit.ly/2UuXl7W Pay us: https://ko-fi.com/rateeverymon Trapinch's nest is a sloped, bowl-like pit dug in sand. This Pokémon patiently waits for prey to tumble down the pit. Its giant jaws have enough strength to crush even boulders. Generation: 3 Species: Ant Pit Type 1: Ground Type 2: Height: 0.7m 328: Trapinch

    #835: Yamper

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2021 2:36


    Transcript: https://bit.ly/2VQmTNx Pay us: https://ko-fi.com/rateeverymon This Pokémon is very popular as a herding dog in the Galar region. As it runs, it generates electricity from the base of its tail. Generation: 8 Species: Puppy Type 1: Electric Type 2: Height: 0.3m 835: Yamper

    #359: Absol

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2021 2:57


    Transcript: https://bit.ly/3AyFSKS Pay us: https://ko-fi.com/rateeverymon It appears when it senses an impending natural disaster. As a result, it was mistaken as a doom-bringer. Generation: 3 Species: Disaster Type 1: Dark Type 2: Height: 1.2m 359: Absol

    #717: Yveltal

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2021


    Transcript: https://bit.ly/3CdAGxX Pay us: https://ko-fi.com/rateeverymon When this legendary Pokémon's wings and tail feathers spread wide and glow red, it absorbs the life force of living creatures. When its life comes to an end, it absorbs the life energy of every living thing and turns into a cocoon once more. Generation: 6 Species: Destruction Type 1: Dark Type 2: Flying Height: 5.8m 717: Yveltal

    #289: Slaking

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2021 3:18


    Transcript: https://bit.ly/3rP9rVs Pay us: https://ko-fi.com/rateeverymon Wherever Slaking live, rings of over a yard in diameter appear in grassy fields. They are made by the Pokémon as it eats all the grass within reach while lying prone on the ground. Generation: 3 Species: Lazy Type 1: Normal Type 2: Height: 2m

    #542: Leavanny

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2021 2:36


    Transcript: https://bit.ly/3ijqFY9 Pay us: https://ko-fi.com/rateeverymon Upon finding a small Pokémon, it weaves clothing for it from leaves by using the sticky silk secreted from its mouth. Generation: 5 Species: Nurturing Type 1: Bug Type 2: Grass Height: 1.2m 542: Leavanny

    #888: Zacian

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2021 5:50


    Transcript: https://bit.ly/3eN1HOI Pay us: https://ko-fi.com/rateeverymon Known as a legendary hero, this Pokémon absorbs metal particles, transforming them into a weapon it uses to battle. Generation: 8 Species: Warrior Type 1: Fairy Type 2: Steel Height: 2.8m 888: Zacian

    #260: Swampert

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2021 3:02


    Transcript: https://bit.ly/3iAqLte Pay us: https://ko-fi.com/rateeverymon Swampert predicts storms by sensing subtle differences in the sounds of waves and tidal winds with its fins. If a storm is approaching, it piles up boulders to protect itself. Generation: 3 Species: Mud Fish Type 1: Water Type 2: Ground Height: 1.5m 260: Swampert

    #669: Flabébé

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2021


    Transcript: https://bit.ly/3ByeWMJ Pay us: https://ko-fi.com/rateeverymon It's not safe without the power of a flower, but it will keep traveling around until it finds one with the color and shape it wants. Generation: 6 Species: Single Bloom Type 1: Fairy Type 2: Height: 0.1m 669: Flabébé

    #474: Porygon-Z

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2021 4:53


    Transcript: https://bit.ly/3eKLGbV Pay us: https://ko-fi.com/rateeverymon Porygon-Z had a program installed to allow it to move between dimensions, but the program also caused instability in Porygon-Z's behavior. Generation: 4 Species: Virtual Type 1: Normal Type 2: Height: 0.9m 474: Porygon-Z

    #535: Tympole

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2021 3:48


    Transcript: https://bit.ly/3kIlr9F Pay us: https://ko-fi.com/rateeverymon Podcast: https://pod.link/1559916850 Graceful ripples running across the water's surface are a sure sign that Tympole are singing in high-pitched voices below. Generation: 5 Species: Tadpole Type 1: Water Type 2: Height: 0.5m Rate Every Pokémon #535: Tympole

    #265: Wurmple

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2021 4:34


    Transcript: https://bit.ly/3ilWtKD Pay us: https://ko-fi.com/rateeverymon Using the spikes on its rear end, Wurmple peels the bark off trees and feeds on the sap that oozes out. This Pokémon's feet are tipped with suction pads that allow it to cling to glass without slipping. Generation: 3 Species: Worm Type 1: Bug Type 2: Height: 0.3m 265: Wurmple

    #522: Blitzle

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2021 3:22


    Transcript: https://bit.ly/3z9Ln2g Pay us: https://ko-fi.com/rateeverymon Its mane shines when it discharges electricity. They use the frequency and rhythm of these flashes to communicate. Generation: 5 Species: Electrified Type 1: Electric Type 2: Height: 0.8m 522: Blitzle

    #218: Slugma

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2021 6:16


    Transcript: https://bit.ly/3kti72d Pay us: https://ko-fi.com/rateeverymon Its body is made of magma. If it doesn't keep moving, its body will cool and harden. Generation: 2 Species: Lava Type 1: Fire Type 2: Height: 0.7m 218: Slugma

    #595: Joltik

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2021 2:40


    Transcript: https://bit.ly/3egIKDB Pay us: https://ko-fi.com/rateeverymon Joltik can be found clinging to other Pokémon. It's soaking up static electricity because it can't produce a charge on its own. Generation: 5 Species: Attaching Type 1: Bug Type 2: Electric Height: 0.1m 595: Joltik

    #825: Dottler

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2021 2:48


    Transcript: https://bit.ly/2U5p12K Pay us: https://ko-fi.com/rateeverymon Podcast: https://pod.link/1559916850 It barely moves, but it's still alive. Hiding in its shell without food or water seems to have awakened its psychic powers. Generation: 8 Species: Radome Type 1: Bug Type 2: Psychic Height: 0.4m Rate Every Pokémon #825: Dottler

    #694: Helioptile

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2021 2:48


    Transcript: https://bit.ly/3AGapro Pay us: https://ko-fi.com/rateeverymon They make their home in deserts. They can generate their energy from basking in the sun, so eating food is not a requirement. Generation: 6 Species: Generator Type 1: Electric Type 2: Normal Height: 0.5m 694: Helioptile

    #016: Pidgey

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2021 3:28


    Transcript: https://bit.ly/3hHSCHq Pay us: https://ko-fi.com/rateeverymon Pidgey has an extremely sharp sense of direction. It is capable of unerringly returning home to its nest, however far it may be removed from its familiar surroundings. Generation: 1 Species: Tiny Bird Type 1: Normal Type 2: Flying Height: 0.3m 016: Pidgey

    #550: Basculin

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2021 2:58


    Transcript: https://bit.ly/2TF77Uu Pay us: https://ko-fi.com/rateeverymon Red- and blue-striped Basculin are very violent and always fighting. They are also remarkably tasty. Generation: 5 Species: Hostile Type 1: Water Type 2: Height: 1m 550: Basculin

    #540: Sewaddle

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2021 3:05


    Transcript: https://bit.ly/3x5rKaR Pay us: https://ko-fi.com/rateeverymon Since this Pokémon makes its own clothes out of leaves, it is a popular mascot for fashion designers. Generation: 5 Species: Sewing Type 1: Bug Type 2: Grass Height: 0.3m 540: Sewaddle

    #155: Cyndaquil

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 3, 2021 3:40


    Transcript: https://bit.ly/3qIgW06 Pay us: https://ko-fi.com/rateeverymon It is timid, and always curls itself up in a ball. If attacked, it flares up its back for protection. Generation: 2 Species: Fire Mouse Type 1: Fire Type 2: Height: 0.5m 155: Cyndaquil

    #152: Chikorita

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2021 2:53


    Transcript: https://bit.ly/2Uc1z3I Pay us: https://ko-fi.com/rateeverymon A sweet aroma gently wafts from the leaf on its head. It is docile and loves to soak up the sun's rays. Generation: 2 Species: Leaf Type 1: Grass Type 2: Height: 0.9m 152: Chikorita

    #460: Abomasnow

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2021 3:10


    Transcript: https://bit.ly/3qQPWvv Pay us: https://ko-fi.com/rateeverymon It whips up blizzards in mountains that are always buried in snow. It is the abominable snowman. Generation: 4 Species: Frost Tree Type 1: Grass Type 2: Ice Height: 2.2m 460: Abomasnow

    #624: Pawniard

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2021


    Transcript: https://bit.ly/367H36U Pay us: https://ko-fi.com/rateeverymon It uses river stones to maintain the cutting edges of the blades covering its body. These sharpened blades allow it to bring down opponents. Generation: 5 Species: Sharp Blade Type 1: Dark Type 2: Steel Height: 0.5m 624: Pawniard

    #529: Drilbur

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2021


    Transcript: https://bit.ly/3dtB5Bk Pay us: https://ko-fi.com/rateeverymon It can dig through the ground at a speed of 30 mph. It could give a car running aboveground a good race. Generation: 5 Species: Mole Type 1: Ground Type 2: Height: 0.3m

    #329: Vibrava

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2021 3:00


    Transcript: https://bit.ly/3vJCSbW Pay us: https://ko-fi.com/rateeverymon It vibrates its wings to generate ultrasonic waves, causing its prey to faint. Then it buries the prey alive in the sand to preserve it. Generation: 3 Species: Vibration Type 1: Ground Type 2: Dragon Height: 1.1m 329: Vibrava

    #796: Xurkitree

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2021 4:33


    Transcript: https://bit.ly/3vLBAx2 Pay us: https://ko-fi.com/rateeverymon One of the mysterious life-forms known as Ultra Beasts. Astonishing electric shocks emanate from its entire body, according to witnesses. Generation: 7 Species: Glowing Type 1: Electric Type 2: Height: 3.8m 796: Xurkitree

    #636: Larvesta

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2021 3:26


    Transcript: https://bit.ly/3qdbPo9 Pay us: https://ko-fi.com/rateeverymon When battling opponents, it sprays fire from its five horns. The max temperature of the flames can reach nearly 5,500 degrees Fahrenheit. Generation: 5 Species: Torch Type 1: Bug Type 2: Fire Height: 1.1m 636: Larvesta

    #326: Grumpig

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2021


    Transcript: https://bit.ly/3wJfAnY Pay us: https://ko-fi.com/rateeverymon It can perform odd dance steps to influence foes. Its style of dancing became hugely popular overseas. Generation: 3 Species: Manipulate Type 1: Psychic Type 2: Height: 0.9m 326: Grumpig

    #836: Boltund

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2021


    Transcript: https://bit.ly/3iRe4Mh Pay us: https://ko-fi.com/rateeverymon This Pokémon generates electricity and channels it into its legs to keep them going strong. Boltund can run nonstop for three full days. Generation: 8 Species: Dog Type 1: Electric Type 2: Height: 1m 836: Boltund

    #382: Kyogre

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2021


    Transcript: https://bit.ly/3gEi8N9 Pay us: https://ko-fi.com/rateeverymon Kyogre is named in mythology as the Pokémon that expanded the sea by covering the land with torrential rains and towering tidal waves. It took to sleep after a cataclysmic battle with Groudon. Generation: 3 Species: Sea Basin Type 1: Water Type 2: Height: 4.5m 382: Kyogre

    #156: Quilava

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2021 2:23


    Transcript: https://bit.ly/2RZRzty Pay us: https://ko-fi.com/rateeverymon Before battle, it turns its back on its opponent to demonstrate how ferociously its fire blazes. Generation: 2 Species: Volcano Type 1: Fire Type 2: Height: 0.9m 156: Quilava

    #304: Aron

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2021 3:28


    Transcript: https://bit.ly/35uZpOR Pay us: https://ko-fi.com/rateeverymon This Pokémon has a body of steel. To make its body, Aron feeds on iron ore that it digs from mountains. Occasionally, it causes major trouble by eating bridges and rails. Generation: 3 Species: Iron Armor Type 1: Steel Type 2: Rock Height: 0.4m 304: Aron

    #792: Lunala

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2021 2:25


    Transcript: https://bit.ly/3gkY1F1 Pay us: https://ko-fi.com/rateeverymon Known as the Beast That Calls the Moon, this Pokémon lives by taking in any and all light and converting it into its own energy. Generation: 7 Species: Moone Type 1: Psychic Type 2: Ghost Height: 4m 792: Lunala

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