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Posing an offbeat hypothetical every week. Call in with your answers and we'll publish the best responses we receive.

Dave, Nick, and Kieran

  • Oct 15, 2018 LATEST EPISODE
  • infrequent NEW EPISODES
  • 9m AVG DURATION
  • 36 EPISODES


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37. Tony Montana vs Bathroom Live Feed

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2018 16:54


Would you rather any drug test you ever take show high levels of cocaine use OR all of your bathroom activities be broadcast and catalogued on a professionally run YouTube channel? join us on anchor.fm

34. Emotional mirror vs open book

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2017 7:06


Would you rather that your emotional state was that of the person closest to you at any given time or randomly people would be able to read you thoughts without you knowing?

33. Bread Nazi v Barter

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2017 9:20


Woul you rather: become a nazi about anyone eating bread OR have to barter for all purchases under $1000?

32. Hand Genitals v Egg Hold

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2017 7:46


Would you rather have you genitalia moves to your left hand (female or male) OR always have to carry an egg and you get tased every time it breaks?

31. Bank Robbery v Appendix

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2017 14:46


Would you rather have to plan and execute a bank vault robbery with your three best friends OR your best non-doctor friend removes your appendix with only verbal guidance from a doctor?

30. Sarcasm V Slow Clap

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2017 4:30


*** Question *** No sarcasm or Slow clap all jokes • Clarification please! • Don't you laugh at me ! • That would be soooo awful • Humour vacuum • Winner *STOP PRESS* its not Nick

29. Restaurant Sing v Arguing

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2017 4:07


Would you rather always have to try to get the whole restaurant to sing a song with you OR always have to insist your meal be discounted in some way because it wasn't up to standard?

28 Forgot Password v Flat Tire

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2017 8:46


Would you rather get a flat tire every time you are in a vehicle of any kind OR every website you go to you have to use Forgot My Password every time.

27. Grizzly Bear v Jackal Pack

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2017 13:27


Would you rather face a Grizzly Bear (with a 9 inch hunting knife) or a Pack of Jackals in a fight to the death?

26. Baby Poo v Roller Coaster

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2017 11:35


Would you rather have the bowel control of a baby and have to be cleaned up by others OR have to act like you're on a roller coaster every time you're eating.

25. Bachelorette v Toilet Clog

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2017 10:33


Would you rather always be surrounded by a rowdy bachelorette party OR clog every toilet you ever use.

24. Back v Forward 1000 Years

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2017 10:55


Would you rather go back in time 1,000 years or forward 1,000 years.

22. Giant Swing v Afghanistan

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2017 5:01


Would you rather have to ride a giant swing between two sky scrapers OR be dropped in a random place in Afghanistan?

21 Fasting vs Urine Shot

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2017 10:22


Would you rather skip breakfast and lunch or take a urine shot each morning?

20. Pay w/ Dimes v Self Travel

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2017 13:46


Would you rather have to pay for everything you but with dimes OR only travel places through self-propelled means (i.e. walking like, bike, etc)

19. Gorilla Mask v Stay Inside

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2017 11:19


Would you rather ...

18. Hawaiian Shirt v Penis Earring

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2017 7:44


Would you rather always have to wear a Hawaiian shirt OR always have to have 2 dangly penis shaped earrings hanging from both ears?

17. No Lying v Ghost Vision

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2017 4:25


Would you rather have to always tell the truth no matter what OR see ghosts of dead people for 72 hours after they die?

What if: All Babies Were Twins

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2017 13:31


What if suddenly from now all every baby that's born is a set of twins?

16. Marty McFly v Andy Dufrense

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2017 18:52


Would you rather be Marty McFly from Back to the Future right after breaking up his parents OR be Andy Dufrense in Shawshank Redemption starting the day he arrives in prison?

15. HomeGhost vs InternetBrain

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2017 11:55


Would you rather live for the rest of your life as a ghost in your house or a copy of your brain on the internet?

14. Tied laces v Perma itch

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2017 6:48


Would you rather have to always wear running shoes which are tied together or would you rather have an itch that always comes back within minutes of scratching it?

13. Sand House v Roach Food

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2017 8:51


Your home permanently had two inches of sand on the entire floor Or Everything you eat or drink has a cockroach on it.

12. Sleeveless v Broken Truck

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2017 10:27


Would you rather have to cut off all your sleeves and insist everyone always call you "pipes" or always drive a broken down pickup truck blaring White Snake?

11. Lettuce Only v Whispering

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2017 12:13


You can only ever eat lettuce for the rest of your life OR you may only talk in a whisper.

10. Food Throw v Ralphing

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2017 8:23


Every time you eat you have to throw your first fork-ful in the ground OR 5 times a year you projectile vomit with no warning

9. Lose friends vs 48-hr blackout

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2017 8:52


Would you rather, all your friends and acquaintances will forget who you are OR you blackout for 48 hours anytime you hear a Michael Jackson song?

8.1 - The Case for Poo (late fan call-ins)

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2017 1:54


Two callers left such strong poo arguments we just had to release a special episode.

8. Smell Future v Crap Pants

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2017 7:42


Would you rather be able to smell one hour into the future OR twice a year make someone crap their own pants?

7. Perpetual Rain v Flip Flops

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2017 15:43


In this episode, rather ironically, things get heated

6. Instaclean v Instadress

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2017 10:42


Every morning you are instantly and perfectly dresses automatically OR you are always perfectly clean

5. Nose Bleed v Canine Fury

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2017 13:40


You get 3, twenty-minute nosebleeds randomly each week OR all dogs except your own bark at you incessantly whenever you are in their vicinity.

4. Perfect Pitch v Who/Whom

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2017 10:21


Every time you hear music you must comment how some aspect is off key because "I have perfect pitch" OR you must immediately correct every incorrect usage of who/whom (even in written form)

3. Bath Tub vs Still Sleep

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2017 9:21


Once a week you have to work from a bath tub OR you must lie completely still when falling asleep

2. Left Shake v Fart Monster

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2017 9:24


You can only shake hands with your left hand (and can't make up any excuse why) OR unlock your phone by saying "I'm a fart monster"

1. Hammock vs Trunk

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2017 3:59


Would you rather sleep in a hammock at the top of a tree or always ride bound and gagged in the trunk of a car?

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