Abomination: The Bible Podcast

This week in Abomination: Sarah's burial has unforeseen repercussions, Abraham enjoys some Abrahamic S&M, and Isaac meets and marries Rebecca, with a little help from some camels. Attention: there are indeed adult themes. Enjoy, and don't forget to rate us!

*Dear listeners, there are adult themes all over this one*. Abraham & Sarah play brother & sister (again), Hagar & Ishmael are cruelly cast out, and finally, in one of the Bible's BIG ONES, Isaac is born and then promptly nearly unborn thanks to God's constant need to make his subjects' lives a living hell. Sit back, relax, and ponder the power of faith with this week's episode of Abomination: the Bible podcast.

To be clear with you, our dear listeners, this one is a corker and contains ADULT THEMES. Abraham strikes a deal with God to spare a few good people from Sodom, as God has promised to annihilate the place... Meanwhile Lot gets a visit from a couple of angels, whom the people of Sodom wish to gang rape, so Lot naturally placates the mob with the offer of his two virgin daughters. Needless to say God intervenes...and Lot ends up fleeing, having his wife turned into a pillar of salt as well as having intimate relations with both of his daughters, whilst he's out of his mind drunk. Just a casual couple of chapters of the Bible for you this week!

As Abraham & Sarah lament their inability to have children, things take a strange and appalling turn. Meanwhile, as God & Abraham start making promises to each other, it becomes apparent that Abraham may have offered more than he bargained for...

Ever wondered who God's first homeboy was? Or what it would be like if someone recreated Noah's Ark in real actual life? Listen on friends...

Naked Drunks, Enslaved Grandchildren & Linguistic Difficulties!

This week we retell the classic Biblical tale of Noah's Ark. This episode does contain the end of the world and a lot of water, so if you find nihilism offensive, or you cannot swim...perhaps give it a miss. Enjoy!

Don’t say we didn’t warn you, there’s only one way for humanity to grow, and that’s for relatives to get cosy and make the magic happen... Tune in for the full story.

The creation of man, implied incest and some serious punishment...it's all there and it explains how you, me and the geezer next door came into existence. Enjoy!

Ever wondered how the earth came to being? How day and night were formed? And more importantly, which came first, the chicken or the egg?! Find out here in the opening episode of Abomination, The Bible Podcast. Sit back, relax and kick off your Jesus sandals - we're going in!