Children of the Beast Podcast

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Join brothers, Andrew and Carlos, as they sift through life answering hopelessness with a defiant smile and a raised middle finger.

Andrew Valdez


    • Feb 23, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 22m AVG DURATION
    • 25 EPISODES


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    Children of the Beast Episode 25. Whoops

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2021 64:18


    What up? We're *two* cool guys who are looking for other cool guys who want to hang out *and listen* to our party *podcast*. This Podcast was recorded on January 17th, 2021. We love you Lil Beasts. Go out and paint a pentagram in a street. Remember to subscribe. Leave a comment. Interact with us! You can follow the podcast wherever you get your podcasts. Leave us a review. While you're there make sure to subscribe. Finally, go draw a pentagram In a church parking lot & send us a picture. Follow us on social media: @Andrew_TheHutt & @WolfChild1980 Drop a 666 in the comments if you read all of this! PEACE!

    Children of the Beast Episode 24. Pretty Pretty Pretty Good

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2021 97:46


    What up? We're *two* cool guys who are looking for other cool guys who want to hang out *and listen* to our party *podcast*. This Podcast was recorded on January 10th, 2021. We love you Lil Beasts. Go out and paint a pentagram in a street. Remember to subscribe. Leave a comment. Interact with us! You can follow the podcast wherever you get your podcasts. Leave us a review. While you're there make sure to subscribe. Finally, go draw a pentagram In a church parking lot & send us a picture. Follow us on social media: @Andrew_TheHutt & @WolfChild1980 Drop a 666 in the comments if you read all of this! PEACE!

    Children of the Beast Ep 23. Trump is BANNED from this Pod.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2021 97:36


    What up? We're *two* cool guys who are looking for other cool guys who want to hang out *and listen* to our party *podcast*. This Podcast was recorded on January 10th, 2021. We love you Lil Beasts. Go out and paint a pentagram in a street. Remember to subscribe. Leave a comment. Interact with us! You can follow the podcast wherever you get your podcasts. Leave us a review. While you're there make sure to subscribe. Finally, go draw a pentagram In a church parking lot & send us a picture. Follow us on social media: @Andrew_TheHutt & @WolfChild1980 Drop a 666 in the comments if you read all of this! PEACE!

    Children of the Beast Episode 22. The first of 2021.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2021 49:25


    What up? We're *two* cool guys who are looking for other cool guys who want to hang out *and listen* to our party *podcast*. This Podcast was recorded on January 3rd, 2021. We love you Lil Beasts. Go out and paint a pentagram in a street. Remember to subscribe. Leave a comment. Interact with us! You can follow the podcast wherever you get your podcasts. Leave us a review. While you're there make sure to subscribe. Finally, go draw a pentagram In a church parking lot & send us a picture. Follow us on social media: @Andrew_TheHutt & @WolfChild1980 Drop a 666 in the comments if you read all of this! PEACE!

    Children of the Beast Episode 21. Carlos is Leaving His 30s.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2021 71:38


    What up? We're *two* cool guys who are looking for other cool guys who want to hang out *and listen* to our party *podcast*. This Podcast was recorded on December 20th, 2020. We love you Lil Beasts. Go out and paint a pentagram in a street. Remember to subscribe. Leave a comment. Interact with us! You can follow the podcast wherever you get your podcasts. Leave us a review. While you're there make sure to subscribe. Finally, go draw a pentagram In a church parking lot & send us a picture. Follow us on social media: @Andrew_TheHutt & @WolfChild1980 Drop a 666 in the comments if you read all of this! PEACE!

    Children of the Beast. Ep 20. Coming to you from the PAST

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2021 63:04


    What up? We're *two* cool guys who are looking for other cool guys who want to hang out *and listen* to our party *podcast*. This Podcast was recorded on December 13th, 2020. We love you Lil Beasts. Go out and paint a pentagram in a street. Remember to subscribe. Leave a comment. Interact with us! You can follow the podcast wherever you get your podcasts. Leave us a review. While you're there make sure to subscribe. Finally, go draw a pentagram In a church parking lot & send us a picture. Follow us on social media: @Andrew_TheHutt & @WolfChild1980 Drop a 666 in the comments if you read all of this! PEACE!

    Children of the Beast Episode 19. It's Fjrösted.

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2020 85:54


    What up? We're *two* cool guys who are looking for other cool guys who want to hang out *and listen* to our party *podcast*. We love you Lil Beasts. Go out and paint a pentagram in a street. Remember to subscribe. Leave a comment. Interact with us! You can follow the podcast wherever you get your podcasts. Leave us a review. While you're there make sure to subscribe. Finally, go draw a pentagram In a church parking lot & send us a picture. Follow us on social media: @Andrew_TheHutt & @WolfChild1980 Drop a 666 in the comments if you read all of this! PEACE!

    Children of the Beast Episode 18. Growing Like Bunnies

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2020 74:43


    What up? We're *two* cool guys who are looking for other cool guys who want to hang out *and listen* to our party *podcast*. We love you Lil Beasts. Go out and paint a pentagram in a street. Remember to subscribe. Leave a comment. Interact with us! You can follow the podcast wherever you get your podcasts. Leave us a review. While you're there make sure to subscribe. Finally, go draw a pentagram In a church parking lot & send us a picture. Follow us on social media: @Andrew_TheHutt & @WolfChild1980 Drop a 666 in the comments if you read all of this! PEACE!

    Children of the Beast Episode 17. Farmer's Market

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2020 78:07


    We love you Lil Beasts. Go out and paint a pentagram in a street. Remember to subscribe. Leave a comment. Interact with us! You can follow the podcast wherever you get your podcasts. Leave us a review. While you're there make sure to subscribe. Finally, go draw a pentagram In a church parking lot & send us a picture. Follow us on social media: @Andrew_TheHutt & @WolfChild1980 Drop a 666 in the comments if you read all of this! PEACE!

    Children of the Beast Episode 16. ROLL

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2020 66:12


    We love you Lil Beasts. Go out and paint a pentagram in a street. Remember to subscribe. Leave a comment. Interact with us! You can follow the podcast wherever you get your podcasts. Leave us a review. While you're there make sure to subscribe. Finally, go draw a pentagram In a church parking lot & send us a picture. Follow us on social media: @Andrew_TheHutt & @WolfChild1980 Drop a 666 in the comments if you read all of this! PEACE!

    Children of the Beast Episode 15. AND

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2020 73:14


    We love you Lil Beasts. Go out and paint a pentagram in a street. Remember to subscribe. Leave a comment. Interact with us! You can follow the podcast wherever you get your podcasts. Leave us a review. While you're there make sure to subscribe. Finally, go draw a pentagram In a church parking lot & send us a picture. Follow us on social media: @Andrew_TheHutt & @WolfChild1980 Drop a 666 in the comments if you read all of this! PEACE!

    Children of the Beast Episode 14. Rock

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2020 78:16


    We love you Lil Beasts. Go out and paint a pentagram in a street. Remember to subscribe. Leave a comment. Interact with us! You can follow the podcast wherever you get your podcasts. Leave us a review. While you're there make sure to subscribe. Finally, go draw a pentagram In a church parking lot & send us a picture. Follow us on social media: @Andrew_TheHutt & @WolfChild1980 Drop a 666 in the comments if you read all of this! PEACE!

    Children of the Beast Episode 13. But we think it's 12.

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2020 88:21


    We love you Lil Beasts. Go out and paint a pentagram in a street. Remember to subscribe. Leave a comment. Interact with us! You can follow the podcast wherever you get your podcasts. Leave us a review. While you're there make sure to subscribe. Finally, go draw a pentagram In a church parking lot & send us a picture. Follow us on social media: @Andrew_TheHutt & @WolfChild1980 Drop a 666 in the comments if you read all of this! PEACE!

    Children of the Beast Episode 12. The Eagle Plan

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2020 64:51


    We love you Lil Beasts. Go out and paint a pentagram in a street. Remember to subscribe. Leave a comment. Interact with us! You can follow the podcast wherever you get your podcasts. Leave us a review. While you're there make sure to subscribe. Finally, go draw a pentagram In a church parking lot & send us a picture. Follow us on social media: @Andrew_TheHutt & @WolfChild1980 Drop a 666 in the comments if you read all of this! PEACE!

    Children of the Beast Episode 11. The Philosopher's Stone.

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2020 68:51


    We love you Lil Beasts. Go out and paint a pentagram in a street. Remember to subscribe. Leave a comment. Interact with us! You can follow the podcast wherever you get your podcasts. Leave us a review. While you're there make sure to subscribe. Finally, go draw a pentagram In a church parking lot & send us a picture. Follow us on social media: @Andrew_TheHutt & @WolfChild1980 Drop a 666 in the comments if you read all of this! PEACE!

    Children of the Beast Episode 10. The Boyz R Back in ToWn

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2020 59:00


    We love you Lil Beasts. Go out and paint a pentagram in a street. Remember to subscribe. Leave a comment. Interact with us! You can follow the podcast wherever you get your podcasts. Leave us a review. While you're there make sure to subscribe. Finally, go draw a pentagram In a church parking lot & send us a picture. Follow us on social media: @Andrew_TheHutt & @WolfChild1980

    #9 - Let's Get Eggy With it.

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2020 94:28


    Carlos and Andrew spend entirely too much time talking about the best way to enjoy an egg. We also spend entirely too much time talking about Married at First Sight, You're welcome! We love you Lil Beasts. Go out and paint a pentagram in a street. Remember to subscribe. Leave a comment. Interact with us! You can follow the podcast wherever you get your podcasts. Leave us a review. While you're there make sure to subscribe. Finally, go draw a pentagram In a church parking lot & send us a picture. Follow us on social media: @Andrew_TheHutt & @WolfChild1980

    Children of the Beast Episode 8. Cobra Kai, Mr. Miyagi. Oh My.

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2020 112:11


    We love you Lil Beasts. Go out and paint a pentagram in a street. Remember to subscribe. Leave a comment. Interact with us! You can follow the podcast wherever you get your podcasts. Leave us a review. While you're there make sure to subscribe. Finally, go draw a pentagram In a church parking lot & send us a picture. Follow us on social media: @Andrew_TheHutt & @WolfChild1980 Drop a 666 if you read all of this! PEACE!

    Children of the Beast Episode 7: Carlos is Mormon??

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2020 78:45


    In this episode of the Children of the Beast, we explore Carlos' newest religion. We love you Lil Beasts. Go out and paint a pentagram in a street. Remember to subscribe. Leave a comment. Interact with us! You can follow the podcast wherever you get your podcasts. Leave us a review. While you're there make sure to subscribe. Finally, go draw a pentagram In a church parking lot & send us a picture. Follow us on social media: @Andrew_TheHutt & @WolfChild1980 PEACE!

    Children of the Beast Episode 6. Kanye's Platform!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2020 119:48


    In today's show, Andrew hits Carlos with Kanye's Birthday Party Platform. It's awful. PLUS Dino James is back! The normal level of silliness to be expected. Enjoy! We love you Lil Beasts. Go out and paint a pentagram in a street. You can watch the video searching by going to the "Children of the Beast Podcast" Youtube channel. Remember to subscribe. Leave a comment. Interact with us! You can follow the podcast wherever you get your podcasts. Leave us a review. While you're there make sure to subscribe. Finally, go draw a pentagram In a church parking lot & send us a picture. Follow us on social media: @Andrew_TheHutt & @WolfChild1980 Drop a 666 if you read all of this! PEACE!

    Children of the Beast Episode 5: DINO JAMES

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2020 106:28


    We love you Lil Beasts. Go out and paint a pentagram in a street. You can watch the video searching by going to the "Children of the Beast Podcast" Youtube channel. Remember to subscribe. Leave a comment. Interact with us! You can follow the podcast wherever you get your podcasts. Leave us a review. While you're there make sure to subscribe. Finally, go draw a pentagram In a church parking lot & send us a picture. Follow us on social media: @Andrew_TheHutt & @WolfChild1980 Drop a 666 if you read all of this! PEACE!

    Children of the Beast Episode 4: We're not late, you're just early.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2020 105:10


    We love you Lil Beasts. Go out and paint a pentagram in a street. You can watch the video searching by going to the "Children of the Beast Podcast" Youtube channel. Remember to subscribe. Leave a comment. Interact with us! You can follow the podcast wherever you get your podcasts. Leave us a review. While you're there make sure to subscribe. Finally, go draw a pentagram In a church parking lot & send us a picture. Follow us on social media: @Andrew_TheHutt & @WolfChild1980 Drop a 666 if you read all of this! PEACE!

    Children of the Beast Episode 3: Squeaky Chairs. Eating Chud. Featuring our First Special Guest!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2020 98:01


    In this episode of the Children of the Beast. We discuss the squeaky chair. Carlos's inability to hear it. Andrew's disbelief that he could possibly be the source of the squeak. You know we covered that UF-SEA at Fight Island. We would like to reiterate that we do not endorse nor do we want to claim the No Mask Nevada protestors stand for. We love you Lil Beasts. Go out and paint a pentagram in a street. Make sure to follow the podcast, leave us a review. We have a full video version at the youtube channel "Children of the Beast Podcast." While you're there make sure to subscribe. Leave a comment. Interact with us. Go draw a pentagram In a church parking lot & send us a picture. Follow us on social media: @Andrew_TheHutt & @WolfChild1980

    Children of the Beast Episode 2. Street Jesus crucified?! The end of the Blessed Era?! Thug Rose!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2020 80:50


    In this episode of the Children of the Beast. We discuss UFC 251: The Nigerian Nightmare defeating Street Jesus. The Blessed Era is over. The fury of Vladimir Putin aka Petr Yan. Thug Rose! Thug Rose! We delve deep into the darkness of online furniture retailers and come up for air to the Smith not-a-family "Entanglement." We love you Lil Beasts. Go out and paint a pentagram in a street. Make sure to follow the podcast, leave us a review. We have a full video version at the youtube channel "Children of the Beast Podcast." While you're there make sure to subscribe. Follow us on social media: @Andrew_TheHutt & @WolfChild1980 Last episode with Squeaky Chair ;)

    Children of the Beast Episode 1. Welcome to the Lair of the Beasts.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2020 75:53


    Welcome to Episode 1 for the Children of the Beast Podcast. Join Andrew and Carlos as they sift through life's bullshit, talk MMA, and most importantly, act silly. Follow us at @Andrew_TheHutt and @WolfChild1980 on social media. Like, subscribe. Follow the channel. Tell a friend. We're a small show, and we only grow if you tell your friends about us. Love yall. Stay safe Lil Beasts.

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