Clear and Parent Danger

From invites, to cakes (yes, the Women's Weekly Cookbook ones!), to balloons, to the second worst cat story ever told, this week's episode has everything you want to know about kids' birthday parties. We didn't cover day drinking, but it's pretty common knowledge where we stand, lean, stumble, and fall over on that.

Parents on social media are the worst. We look at the worst of it and also give you some tips to not come across as such an insufferable parent. Seriously, some of the stories we have are amazingly tonedeaf trainwrecks.

Welcome to our first ever episode! This week we cover how to survive having kids without sacrificing your entire personality. It's difficult to remember who you are, or once were when you're knee-deep in poop, vomit, and Peppa Pig, but we'll help you navigate your way through with booze, caffeine, and the internet.

It never happens. We can never get enough. The kids repeatedly interrupt us. Yes, we are talking about sleep. Marvel at how you ever felt tired before kids and squandered all that kid-free time, by foolishly being awake. What suckers we all were. We've bleeped some swearing.

From a secret lovechild in Fireman Sam, to conspiracy theories concerning the ferryman on the River Styx from In the Night Garden, we tackle the big issues contained in kids TV and why Hey Duggee is just the very best.