Clear and Parent Danger

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Drowning in poop, vomit, and Peppa Pig and don't have time and attention span to watch Poldark? Then join us here on Clear and Parent Danger. We have a combined over eight years' experience in not knowing what the hell we're doing, but we have eight years' worth of horror stories to make you feel be…

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    • Jun 13, 2018 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 43m AVG DURATION
    • 5 EPISODES


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    Party!!!!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2018 55:36


    From invites, to cakes (yes, the Women's Weekly Cookbook ones!), to balloons, to the second worst cat story ever told, this week's episode has everything you want to know about kids' birthday parties. We didn't cover day drinking, but it's pretty common knowledge where we stand, lean, stumble, and fall over on that.

    Social Media

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2018 50:28


    Parents on social media are the worst. We look at the worst of it and also give you some tips to not come across as such an insufferable parent. Seriously, some of the stories we have are amazingly tonedeaf trainwrecks.

    Keeping a Sense of Self

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2018 38:52


    Welcome to our first ever episode! This week we cover how to survive having kids without sacrificing your entire personality. It's difficult to remember who you are, or once were when you're knee-deep in poop, vomit, and Peppa Pig, but we'll help you navigate your way through with booze, caffeine, and the internet.

    Sleep: what is it?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2018 35:20


    It never happens. We can never get enough. The kids repeatedly interrupt us. Yes, we are talking about sleep. Marvel at how you ever felt tired before kids and squandered all that kid-free time, by foolishly being awake. What suckers we all were. We've bleeped some swearing.

    Kids TV

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2018 37:05


    From a secret lovechild in Fireman Sam, to conspiracy theories concerning the ferryman on the River Styx from In the Night Garden, we tackle the big issues contained in kids TV and why Hey Duggee is just the very best.

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