Confessions of a Stay at Home Dad

Sinatra has always been one of the greatest voices and performers of all time. It just feels natural to sing his songs. Always a fan!!!!

I've always loved Bobby Darin's version of Clementine. Thought I'd give it a shot to pay my respects.

Clementine by Dean N. Greve

When you look at the scale and say oh shit, look in the mirror. Then you see why "Oh Shit" doesn't begin to cover it. It's time to uncover what use to be and get back to the old "new" you even if you have to push some pink weights and put on yoga pants.

Why do people wait to get the closest parking spot to the gym front door? Would the few extra steps prevent them from exercising? Isn't that why they're there? And why not take a few more steps to put your shopping cart back so it doesn't bang into my car. I'm sick of lazy selfish people who are so consumed with what's best for them that they forgot about little ol' me...and everyone else.

Should we list all the side effects of marriage to make sure people know what they're getting into? Imagine a commercial on marriage telling you how wonderful it will be...except for a few side effects.

As a stay at home dad I've tried to do more to help my wife and family around the house but sometimes things just don't make sense. Folding a thong is one of those things. It's like fitted sheets...maybe I should just ask my wife, NEVER!!

Why can't married women just accept the man they married. Once you say I do she feels the need to begin morphing her man into who she want's him to be. Men aren't designed to accept change or advice and that's the problem for both sides. Women want men to grow and adapt while men are happy knowing they were good enough to land this one. Somethings gotta give!

When I tell people I'm a stay at home dad they have no idea what to say. They don't want to offend but why would any Man want to stay home and raise his kids. They have no idea what they're missing