Don’t Be Creepy

This should really be called ‘The Birthday Gift Guide For Frat Guys’ cause we’re so damn close to the holidays and you obviously only order stuff from online and at this point you’re gonna have to express one day UPS that boi. But... it’s the idea that counts, hope you like it, I had to record this twice. I’m upset about it.

We’re back! Finally! Took a little vacation, but we’re here to tell some stories about our recent endeavors. Lessons that can be learned from this episode. 1. Red Lobster on a Monday night is not very good. 2. Cheddar bay biscuits are absolutely phenomenal 3. Leave your date party if there’s any sign you won’t like being there, especially if it’s and hour away.

So Jon Jon and I (I messed that up last time) at the end of our podcast discovered that we wanted to talk about the best ways of getting to class. And again, here we are about a month later with a new episode. We hope you like it. Does anyone read these? Idk. K bye

I just re-listened to this podcast and I don’t think anyone should ever take this advice; however, if you do, you’re probably a unit. Best of luck you silly freshman I love you.

Oh so the Don’t Be Creepy podcast is getting creative now huh? We’re helping out all you freshman with being a good roommate. And you might be asking yourself, why? Well because we didn’t have this list as a little baby freshman roommate, and quite frankly, we wish we did. Enjoy :*

Jon Jon and Trentin are back and better than ever how to teach YOU how to throw a Darty. We break it down simple. 8 rules. Follow the rules and you’re gonna rule. Also, I just listened to it again and realized how much of a douchebag I sound like, I promise it’s only for the podcast I’m not actually an asshole. Anyways, hope you people love the podcast

Oh and wouldn’t you know it? We waited another month before we started to record again, that’s our fault sorry about that. Once I again I find myself writing this description with no real thought to it and I kinda forgot what we talked about so if you’re this far you’re wasting your time but hey we’re here now so I might as keep on going, I think this might be our best one yet, our shortest one? Definitely. Are we getting lazier? Maybe. But we hope you like it.

The boys go in deep, real deep. About the questions you don’t want to find yourself asking, cause we all know why you’re there and they aren’t getting you any closer to your goal. At this point in my descriptions of these podcasts, I find myself wondering, Trentin what is wrong with you? Enjoy

The boys are breaking it down simple. You’re going out with your boys, and you need some serious help. Mindset before pre-game mindset, what you should wear, pre-game, entrance to the bar, you get it.

Trentin and Jon Jon go buck wild this episode, all organization is thrown out the door in the name of phone games and AirPod butt-plug subwoofers (Patent Pending).

Trentin and Jon Jon go deep on the etiquette of sword fighting with your boys. When this was recorded Jon was coming off a lip injury inflicted by Trentin (accidentally). They also delve into the Patent Pending ‘Two Fuck Rule’

The boys talk about the etiquette of going to parties... in our instance ‘ragers’ and the etiquette of holding doors on campus.

The boys dive deep into their introductions for the first time. Finishing off this podcast with another balls deep dive into what animals they could kill with their bare hands, and Trentin keeps his confidence up by saying he could kill a grizzly with a katana.

The boys talk about some stories from spring break with special guest Jason Klee.

The boys talk about getting ready for spring break and the excitement that comes with it.