In which a penguin reads you a story, especially for Hogswatch
In which there is some brief creepy digital distortion; sorry friends!
In which our gentle reader makes a The Penny Dreadfuls joke without even thinking about it
In which we meet the Scissor Man via a quintessentially Pratchett simile
In which the penny drops for Susan, as does Mr Brown for ever
In which our reader has a nap with a precious little kitty on his lap all afternoon so sorry this episode's slightly late
In which our text betrays its age somewhat but then we get some nice description with the Librarian
In which a childhood of half listening to The Archers comes in handy, and also King Matt Berry or equivalent
In which all these scratchy Laaahndun accents start audibly taking their toll
In which we get back to normal with some pratting about in the High Energy Magic Building
In which our reader valiantly braves the pages he's been bracing himself for this whole time
In which a Cure is concocted, and Corporate Nobby Nobbs gets more than he deserves
In which our reader records a certain word a few different ways, and then Googles to check the pronunciation to leave in
In which, inevitably, Ridcully sings. Also: a Sound Effect
In which our reader just about manages to say "and the horse was there" without having a complete emotional breakdown
In which our reader has ninety-nine problems but defaulting to a gruff London accent in a pinch ain't one
In which our reader isn't particularly happy with his voice for the Death of Rats but he'll work on it
In which eight different characters in one scene proves too much for our gentle reader
In which our reader doesn't plan voices ahead of time and so Medium Dave is Irish I guess
In which our reader belatedly remembers that dwarfs are all Welsh