Harbottle Radio

In which the sun comes up and the disc still spins

In which there is some brief creepy digital distortion; sorry friends!

In which Susan embraces her inner babysitter

In which our gentle reader makes a The Penny Dreadfuls joke without even thinking about it

In which we meet the Scissor Man via a quintessentially Pratchett simile

In which the penny drops for Susan, as does Mr Brown for ever

In which our reader has a nap with a precious little kitty on his lap all afternoon so sorry this episode's slightly late

In which our text betrays its age somewhat but then we get some nice description with the Librarian

In which Death demands FULL COMMUNISM

In which a childhood of half listening to The Archers comes in handy, and also King Matt Berry or equivalent

In which all these scratchy Laaahndun accents start audibly taking their toll

In which we get back to normal with some pratting about in the High Energy Magic Building

In which our reader valiantly braves the pages he's been bracing himself for this whole time

In which "eructation" and "Ngrhf" and "η β π"

In which a Cure is concocted, and Corporate Nobby Nobbs gets more than he deserves

In which our reader records a certain word a few different ways, and then Googles to check the pronunciation to leave in

In which our reader encounters a nested footnote

In which, inevitably, Ridcully sings. Also: a Sound Effect

In which our reader just about manages to say "and the horse was there" without having a complete emotional breakdown

In which our reader has ninety-nine problems but defaulting to a gruff London accent in a pinch ain't one

In which our reader isn't particularly happy with his voice for the Death of Rats but he'll work on it

In which eight different characters in one scene proves too much for our gentle reader

In which our reader doesn't plan voices ahead of time and so Medium Dave is Irish I guess

In which our reader belatedly remembers that dwarfs are all Welsh