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Light Travel and Jacob are instituting the final solution. A timeskip. Find out how we ranked this weeks Pokémon, and tell us how wrong, and stupid we are. Always remember; if you've ever seen a Pokémon, that's enough to judge it. KEEP us EVERGREEN on PATREON for Pokémon choice, bonus episodes, full episode video, 2 day early podcasts and more.

Aye DJ Stall! Hold that shit up a minute or two.. Find out how we ranked this weeks Pokémon, and tell us how wrong, and stupid we are. Always remember; if you've ever seen a Pokémon, that's enough to judge it. KEEP us EVERGREEN on PATREON for Pokémon choice, bonus episodes, full episode video, 2 day early podcasts and more.

"People don't really know enough about sea lions . . . and then you get your shit slapped." Find out how we ranked this weeks Pokémon, and tell us how wrong, and stupid we are. Always remember; if you've ever seen a Pokémon, that's enough to judge it. KEEP us EVERGREEN on PATREON for Pokémon choice, bonus episodes, full episode video, 2 day early podcasts and more.

You can attempt to change your sheets, but your brain may not be here for it. Find out how we ranked this weeks Pokémon, and tell us how wrong, and stupid we are. Always remember; if you've ever seen a Pokémon, that's enough to judge it. KEEP us EVERGREEN on PATREON for Pokémon choice, bonus episodes, full episode video, 2 day early podcasts and more.

This is your brain on coom. Any questions? Find out how we ranked this weeks Pokémon, and tell us how wrong, and stupid we are. Always remember; if you've ever seen a Pokémon, that's enough to judge it. KEEP us EVERGREEN on PATREON for Pokémon choice, bonus episodes, full episode video, 2 day early podcasts and more.

If you get through this entire podcast, and STILL want to talk to me, then I don't know what your problem is. Find out how we ranked this weeks Pokémon, and tell us how wrong, and stupid we are. Always remember; if you've ever seen a Pokémon, that's enough to judge it. KEEP us EVERGREEN on PATREON for Pokémon choice, bonus episodes, full episode video, 2 day early podcasts and more.

You can get monthly boner episodes. Find out how we ranked this weeks Pokémon, and tell us how wrong, and stupid we are. Always remember; if you've ever seen a Pokémon, that's enough to judge it. KEEP us EVERGREEN on PATREON for Pokémon choice, bonus episodes, full episode video, 2 day early podcasts and more.

Light Travel and Jacob think you should probably just eat something. Find out how we ranked this weeks Pokémon, and tell us how wrong, and stupid we are. Always remember; if you've ever seen a Pokémon, that's enough to judge it. KEEP us EVERGREEN on PATREON for Pokémon choice, bonus episodes, full episode video, 2 day early podcasts and more.

BEBAREBO 2020. BIRTH OF A NATION. BIRTH OF A LEGEND. SQUEEZE IT FOR A GOOD TIME, AND THEN SQUEEZE IT FOR A GOOD SLIME! Find out how we ranked this weeks Pokémon, and tell us how wrong, and stupid we are. Always remember; if you've ever seen a Pokémon, that's enough to judge it. KEEP us EVERGREEN on PATREON for Pokémon choice, bonus episodes, full episode video, 2 day early podcasts and more.

Light Travel and Jacob lament arms on neck. Find out how we ranked this weeks Pokémon, and tell us how wrong, and stupid we are. Always remember; if you've ever seen a Pokémon, that's enough to judge it. KEEP us EVERGREEN on PATREON for Pokémon choice, bonus episodes, full episode video, 2 day early podcasts and more.

Light Travel and Jacob as a collective, in some distant past, were in fact, Nidokings. Find out how we ranked this weeks Pokémon, and tell us how wrong, and stupid we are. Always remember; if you've ever seen a Pokémon, that's enough to judge it. KEEP us EVERGREEN on PATREON for Pokémon choice, bonus episodes, full episode video, 2 day early podcasts and more.

Light Travel and Jacob are gonna learn you on just how wrong it is. Find out how we ranked this weeks Pokémon, and tell us how wrong, and stupid we are. Always remember; if you've ever seen a Pokémon, that's enough to judge it. KEEP us EVERGREEN on PATREON for Pokémon choice, bonus episodes, full episode video, 2 day early podcasts and more.

Light Travel and Jacob think that many dogs have been doomed to a life of pain and suffering by their human overlords, but at least we don't keep them in balls, right? Find out how we ranked this weeks Pokémon, and tell us how wrong, and stupid we are. Always remember; if you've ever seen a Pokémon, that's enough to judge it. KEEP us EVERGREEN on PATREON for Pokémon choice, bonus episodes, full episode video, 2 day early podcasts and more.

Light Travel and Jacob understand there are only four barriers of entry to human taxidermy. Find out how we ranked this weeks Pokémon, and tell us how wrong, and stupid we are. Always remember; if you've ever seen a Pokémon, that's enough to judge it. KEEP us EVERGREEN on PATREON for Pokémon choice, bonus episodes, full episode video, 2 day early podcasts and more.

Light Travel: "Just make books out of plastic." Jacob: "That's just a magazine." Find out how we ranked this weeks Pokémon, and tell us how wrong, and stupid we are. Always remember; if you've ever seen a Pokémon, that's enough to judge it. KEEP us EVERGREEN on PATREON for Pokémon choice, bonus episodes, full episode video, 2 day early podcasts and more.

Light Travel and Jacob debate percentages of the seal to seal ratio. Find out how we ranked this weeks Pokémon, and tell us how wrong, and stupid we are. Always remember; if you've ever seen a Pokémon, that's enough to judge it. KEEP us EVERGREEN on PATREON for Pokémon choice, bonus episodes, full episode video, 2 day early podcasts and more.

Light Travel and Jacob are deploying morals at an alarming rate. Find out how we ranked this weeks Pokémon, and tell us how wrong, and stupid we are. Always remember; if you've ever seen a Pokémon, that's enough to judge it. KEEP us EVERGREEN on PATREON for Pokémon choice, bonus episodes, full episode video, 2 day early podcasts and more.

Light Travel and Jacob will never remove gay stuff, and skeletons from the podcast for anything other than their own reasons. Find out how we ranked this weeks Pokémon, and tell us how wrong, and stupid we are. Always remember; if you've ever seen a Pokémon, that's enough to judge it. KEEP us EVERGREEN on PATREON for Pokémon choice, bonus episodes, full episode video, 2 day early podcasts and more.

Light Travel and Jacob may be changing the branding of the podcast for marketing purposes. Find out how we ranked this weeks Pokémon, and tell us how wrong, and stupid we are. Always remember; if you've ever seen a Pokémon, that's enough to judge it. KEEP us EVERGREEN on PATREON for Pokémon choice, bonus episodes, full episode video, 2 day early podcasts and more.

Light Travel and Jacob invent time travel. Find out how we ranked this weeks Pokémon, and tell us how wrong, and stupid we are. Always remember; if you've ever seen a Pokémon, that's enough to judge it. KEEP us EVERGREEN on PATREON for Pokémon choice, bonus episodes, full episode video, 2 day early podcasts and more.

"Bats don't have ears." - Jacob (2019) Find out how we ranked this weeks Pokémon, and tell us how wrong, and stupid we are. Always remember; if you've ever seen a Pokémon, that's enough to judge it. KEEP us EVERGREEN on PATREON for Pokémon choice, bonus episodes, full episode video, 2 day early podcasts and more.

Light Travel and Jacob complete the triumvirate of X, and never remember the word. Find out how we ranked this weeks Pokémon, and tell us how wrong, and stupid we are. Always remember; if you've ever seen a Pokémon, that's enough to judge it. KEEP us EVERGREEN on PATREON for Pokémon choice, bonus episodes, full episode video, 2 day early podcasts and more.

Light Travel and Jacob make sure things get further and further out of hand. Entertaining almost every tangent to its full potential. Find out how we ranked this weeks Pokémon, and tell us how wrong, and stupid we are. Always remember; if you've ever seen a Pokémon, that's enough to judge it. KEEP us EVERGREEN on PATREON for Pokémon choice, bonus episodes, full episode video, 2 day early podcasts and more.

Light Travel and Jacob are not going to tell you the story for no real reason. Find out how we ranked this weeks Pokémon, and tell us how wrong, and stupid we are. Always remember; if you've ever seen a Pokémon, that's enough to judge it. KEEP us EVERGREEN on PATREON for Pokémon choice, bonus episodes, full episode video, 2 day early podcasts and more.

Light Travel is wondering when to start judging Galarian Pokémon, and Jacob can change the intro on a dime. Find out how we ranked this weeks Pokémon, and tell us how wrong, and stupid we are. Always remember; if you've ever seen a Pokémon, that's enough to judge it. KEEP us EVERGREEN on PATREON for Pokémon choice, bonus episodes, full episode video, 2 day early podcasts and more.

Nothing Light Travel wants is ever going to happen, and Jacob is being rained on by my aircon. Palindrome is a palindrome. Find out how we ranked this weeks Pokémon, and tell us how wrong, and stupid we are. Always remember; if you've ever seen a Pokémon, that's enough to judge it. KEEP us EVERGREEN on PATREON for Pokémon choice, bonus episodes, full episode video, 2 day early podcasts and more.

Light Travel and Jacob talk about trans having a better colour scheme than gays. Find out how we ranked this weeks Pokémon, and tell us how wrong, and stupid we are. Always remember; if you've ever seen a Pokémon, that's enough to judge it. KEEP us EVERGREEN on PATREON for Pokémon choice, bonus episodes, full episode video, 2 day early podcasts and more.

Light Travel and Jacob make a first attempt at an ExtremeSpeed episode. Find out how we ranked this weeks Pokémon, and tell us how wrong, and stupid we are. Always remember; if you've ever seen a Pokémon, that's enough to judge it. KEEP us EVERGREEN on PATREON for Pokémon choice, bonus episodes, full episode video, 2 day early podcasts and more.

Light Travel believes you should kill yourself if at all possible, but Jacob is pro assisted suicide. Find out how we ranked this weeks Pokémon, and tell us how wrong, and stupid we are. Always remember; if you've ever seen a Pokémon, that's enough to judge it. KEEP us EVERGREEN on PATREON for Pokémon choice, bonus episodes, full episode video, 2 day early podcasts and more.

Light Travel and Jacob are cancelling the podcast to play Fortnite 2. Find out how we ranked this weeks Pokémon, and tell us how wrong, and stupid we are. Always remember; if you've ever seen a Pokémon, that's enough to judge it. KEEP us EVERGREEN on PATREON for Pokémon choice, bonus episodes, full episode video, 2 day early podcasts and more.

Light Travel and Jacob want to know if when you cum inside a Ditto, and it transforms, is it kind of like a "The Fly" situation, where your essence combines with the intended transformation into some kind of abomination? Find out how we ranked this weeks Pokémon, and tell us how wrong, and stupid we are. Always remember; if you've ever seen a Pokémon, that's enough to judge it. KEEP us EVERGREEN on PATREON for Pokémon choice, bonus episodes, full episode video, 2 day early podcasts and more.

Light Travel explains to Jacob how it is not possible to hit something too hard, and we meet the Larry David Pokémon. Find out how we ranked this weeks Pokémon, and tell us how wrong, and stupid we are. Always remember; if you've ever seen a Pokémon, that's enough to judge it. KEEP us EVERGREEN on PATREON for Pokémon choice, bonus episodes, full episode video, 2 day early podcasts and more.

Light Travel & Jacob would have done a bonus episode last week. We know nobody would have even noticed, but WE would have done it. We just want you to know. Find out how we ranked this weeks Pokémon, and tell us how wrong, and stupid we are. Always remember; if you've ever seen a Pokémon, that's enough to judge it. KEEP us EVERGREEN on PATREON for Pokémon choice, bonus episodes, full episode video, 2 day early podcasts and more.

Light Travel has the special guest JACOMS bring a Pokémon onto the show. Also Drifblim totally has eyes. Find out how we ranked this weeks Pokémon, and tell us how wrong, and stupid we are. Always remember; if you've ever seen a Pokémon, that's enough to judge it. KEEP us EVERGREEN on PATREON for Pokémon choice, bonus episodes, full episode video, 2 day early podcasts and more.

Light Travel and Jacob disregard the last episode, and keep you warm when you run the hot water out. Find out how we ranked this weeks Pokémon, and tell us how wrong, and stupid we are. Always remember; if you've ever seen a Pokémon, that's enough to judge it. KEEP us EVERGREEN on PATREON for Pokémon choice, bonus episodes, full episode video, 2 day early podcasts and more.

Light Travel and Jacob (Light Travel) cough and cough and cough. Have fun. Find out how we ranked this weeks Pokémon, and tell us how wrong, and stupid we are. Always remember; if you've ever seen a Pokémon, that's enough to judge it. KEEP us EVERGREEN on PATREON for Pokémon choice, bonus episodes, full episode video, 2 day early podcasts and more.

Light Travel and Jacob are sick, and insist this is a production. Find out how we ranked this weeks Pokémon, and tell us how wrong, and stupid we are. Always remember; if you've ever seen a Pokémon, that's enough to judge it. KEEP us EVERGREEN on PATREON for Pokémon choice, bonus episodes, full episode video, 2 day early podcasts and more.

Light Travel and Jacob think subs are better than dubs which is a very controversial opinion. Find out how we ranked this weeks Pokémon, and tell us how wrong, and stupid we are. Always remember; if you've ever seen a Pokémon, that's enough to judge it. KEEP us EVERGREEN on PATREON for Pokémon choice, bonus episodes, full episode video, 2 day early podcasts and more.

Light Travel and Jacob welcome being stepped on by our new female monarch who is definitely not taking any kind of inspiration from the world of BDSM. Find out how we ranked this weeks Pokémon, and tell us how wrong, and stupid we are. Always remember; if you've ever seen a Pokémon, that's enough to judge it. KEEP us EVERGREEN on PATREON for Pokémon choice, bonus episodes, full episode video, 2 day early podcasts and more.

Light Travel cowards out of editing most likely only annoying himself in the process. Jacob is still along for the ride. Find out how we ranked this weeks Pokémon, and tell us how wrong, and stupid we are. Always remember; if you've ever seen a Pokémon, that's enough to judge it. KEEP us EVERGREEN on PATREON for Pokémon choice, bonus episodes, full episode video, 2 day early podcasts and more.

Light Travel and Jacob promote human fighting using members of PETA. Also Ferrarex makes noise. Find out how we ranked this weeks Pokémon, and tell us how wrong, and stupid we are. Always remember; if you've ever seen a Pokémon, that's enough to judge it. KEEP us EVERGREEN on PATREON for Pokémon choice, bonus episodes, full episode video, 2 day early podcasts and more.

Light Travel and Jacob (exclusively Light Travel) promote gambling as cool, fun and for children. Also Bignacle for Sword and Shield I guess. Find out how we ranked this weeks Pokémon, and tell us how wrong, and stupid we are. Always remember; if you've ever seen a Pokémon, that's enough to judge it. KEEP us EVERGREEN on PATREON for Pokémon choice, bonus episodes, full episode video, 2 day early podcasts and more.

Light Travel and Jacob speak on screaming appendages, and burning sensations for some reason. We also don't understand how we populate our own list. Find out how we ranked this weeks Pokémon, and tell us how wrong, and stupid we are. Always remember; if you've ever seen a Pokémon, that's enough to judge it. KEEP us EVERGREEN on PATREON for Pokémon choice, bonus episodes, full episode video, 2 day early podcasts and more.

I'd like to make one thing clear: even if Light Travel and Jacob are not high energy in episode number eight of the podcast, that does not mean we won't appear to be high energy in future episodes. Find out how we ranked this weeks Pokémon, and tell us how wrong, and stupid we are. Always remember; if you've ever seen a Pokémon, that's enough to judge it. KEEP us EVERGREEN on PATREON for Pokémon choice, bonus episodes, full episode video, 2 day early podcasts and more.

Light Travel and Jacob peruse a survey that suggests Binacle is a favourite of at least 2 people, and with the advent of Muk we wonder what makes a favourite to begin with. Find out how we ranked this weeks Pokémon, and tell us how wrong, and stupid we are. Always remember; if you've ever seen a Pokémon, that's enough to judge it. KEEP us EVERGREEN on PATREON for Pokémon choice, bonus episodes, full episode video, 2 day early podcasts and more.

Light Travel informs Jacob about cancelling his pre-order, and female Gloom being not that bad. We also create a new list for asshole placement, and introduce the shit type for Sword and Shield. Find out how we ranked this weeks Pokémon, and tell us how wrong, and stupid we are. Always remember; if you've ever seen a Pokémon, that's enough to judge it. KEEP us EVERGREEN on PATREON for Pokémon choice, bonus episodes, full episode video, 2 day early podcasts and more.

Light Travel and Jacob take Wooloo hostage (camping), condemn Game Freak, and Ferrarex is confirmed for Sword and Shield. Find out how we ranked this weeks Pokémon, and tell us how wrong, and stupid we are. Always remember; if you've ever seen a Pokémon, that's enough to judge it. KEEP us EVERGREEN on PATREON for Pokémon choice, bonus episodes, full episode video, 2 day early podcasts and more.

Light Travel and Jacob bring life to the totally real, and official, new Pokémon: Ferrarex. Find out how we ranked this weeks Pokémon, and tell us how wrong, and stupid we are. Always remember; if you've ever seen a Pokémon, that's enough to judge it. KEEP us EVERGREEN on PATREON for Pokémon choice, bonus episodes, full episode video, 2 day early podcasts and more.

Light Travel gets a better mic for Jacob who pays him back in tax returns. Find out how we ranked this weeks Pokémon, and tell us how wrong, and stupid we are. Always remember; if you've ever seen a Pokémon, that's enough to judge it. KEEP us EVERGREEN on PATREON for Pokémon choice, bonus episodes, full episode video, 2 day early podcasts and more.

Light Travel has a messed up throat, and Jacob has a messed up microphone. Find out how we ranked this weeks Pokémon, and tell us how wrong, and stupid we are. Always remember; if you've ever seen a Pokémon, that's enough to judge it. KEEP us EVERGREEN on PATREON for Pokémon choice, bonus episodes, full episode video, 2 day early podcasts and more.

Light Travel and Jacob start off the list with Garchomp, Gogoat, and Poliwhirl. Find out how we ranked this weeks Pokémon, and tell us how wrong, and stupid we are. Always remember; if you've ever seen a Pokémon, that's enough to judge it. KEEP us EVERGREEN on PATREON for Pokémon choice, bonus episodes, full episode video, 2 day early podcasts and more.