John in Sixty Seconds

“You invade my soul.” Nathan & Patrick break down minute thirty of Say Anything, and ask YOU the listener to vote for your favorite fictitious podcast.- - - - -We are a proud member of the Radio Free Podcasting Network. Check it out!But PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE stay off Urban Dictionary.Tweet at us!JOHN IN SIXTY SECONDS | @JohnIn60NATHAN WOJAHN | @N_to_the_IzzoPATRICK BONFRISCO | @bonfriscoRADIO FREE PODCASTING | @RFPodcastingGive us a call!555-1342555-1342555-1342Don't talk to Joe!

“Joe lies...” Nathan & Patrick break down minute twenty-nine of Say Anything, launch one more podcast, start thinking about the next Cusack film to break down, and fail to finish off the minute.- - - - -We are a proud member of the Radio Free Podcasting Network. Check it out!But PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE stay off Urban Dictionary.Tweet at us!JOHN IN SIXTY SECONDS | @JohnIn60NATHAN WOJAHN | @N_to_the_IzzoPATRICK BONFRISCO | @bonfriscoRADIO FREE PODCASTING | @RFPodcastingGive us a call!555-1342555-1342555-1342Don't talk to Joe!

“So what’s up?” Nathan & Patrick break down minute twenty-eight of Say Anything, launch YET ANOTHER podcast, and swear NEVER to steal from senior citizens.Tweet at us!@JohnIn60@N_to_the_Izzo@bonfrisco,@RFPodcastingGive us a call!555-1342555-1342555-1342We are a proud member of the Radio Free Podcasting Network. Check it out!But PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE stay off Urban Dictionary,

“Lloyd Dobler... all right.” Nathan & Patrick break down minute twenty-seven of Say Anything, and try to remember if they ever brought a yearbook to a party.Tweet at us!@JohnIn60@N_to_the_Izzo@bonfrisco,@RFPodcastingWe are a proud member of the Radio Free Podcasting Network. Check it out!But PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE stay off Urban Dictionary,

“How did that “HAPPEN” ?” Nathan & Patrick break down minute twenty-six of Say Anything, reflect on that time that Patrick drilled a hole in the kitchen wall, launch ANOTHER podcast, and discuss a bunch of Heathers (but no Veronicas).ALSO... Patrick finds a way to bring Porgs into the conversation.Tweet at us!@JohnIn60@N_to_the_Izzo@bonfrisco,@RFPodcastingWe are a proud member of the Radio Free Podcasting Network. Check it out!But PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE stay off Urban Dictionary,

“You have to decide on a career.” Nathan & Patrick break down minute twenty-five of Say Anything, but neither of them decide on a career.Tweet at us!@JohnIn60@N_to_the_Izzo@bonfrisco,@RFPodcastingWe are a proud member of the Radio Free Podcasting Network. Check it out!But PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE stay off Urban Dictionary,

“Wake Up Seattle” Nathan & Patrick break down minute twenty-four of Say Anything and Nathan talks about the worst band he's seen in recent history.Tweet at us!@JohnIn60@N_to_the_Izzo@bonfrisco,@RFPodcastingWe are a proud member of the Radio Free Podcasting Network. Check it out!But PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE stay off Urban Dictionary,

“One Fresh Jam” Nathan & Patrick break down minute twenty-three of Say Anything, and announce plans for their next TWO podcasts.Tweet at us!@JohnIn60@N_to_the_Izzo@bonfrisco,@RFPodcastingWe are a proud member of the Radio Free Podcasting Network. Check it out!But PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE stay off Urban Dictionary,

“It’s gotta stay purple all night.” Nathan & Patrick break down minute twenty-two of Say Anything, and fondly remember the most popular guy in school.Tweet at us!@JohnIn60@N_to_the_Izzo@bonfrisco,@RFPodcastingWe are a proud member of the Radio Free Podcasting Network. Check it out!But PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE stay off Urban Dictionary,

“Bavarian Dutch Style Pretzels” Nathan & Patrick break down minute twenty of Say Anything, and wonder what's going on with those crazy Bavarians and their "Death Style" pretzels.Tweet at us!@JohnIn60@N_to_the_Izzo@bonfrisco,@RFPodcastingWe are a proud member of the Radio Free Podcasting Network. Check it out!But PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE stay off Urban Dictionary,

“Pain!” Nathan & Patrick break down minute twenty of Say Anything, and strongly reccomend that you high five a tree.

“An enormous amount of tips.” Nathan & Patrick break down minute ninetten of Say Anything, and try not to jump ahead. Also, the jokes get worse.

“So it’s Lloyd, and let’s go out.” Nathan & Patrick break down minute eighteen of Say Anything, solve the mystery of Phyllis Diller, and reminisce about The Big Deal.Follow us! @JohnIn60, @N_to_the_Izzo, @bonfrisco

“No noise, no sound, no movement, nothing.” Nathan & Patrick break down minute seventeen of Say Anything. Dave's still a d-bag, Richard is still creepy, and Nathan is bitchin'. Later, Patrick starts to come around on Dave. Be a Lloyd, or be a Dave, but don't be a Dick.Also: Not one, not two, but THREE outros for your listening pleasure.

“Into your scene.” Nathan & Patrick break down minute sixteen of Say Anything, and solve the mystery of Omni magazine.

“A vision in green.” Nathan & Patrick break down minute fifteen of Say Anything, and wonder whatever happened to Omni magazine.

“Ricky Don’t Lose That Number” Nathan & Patrick break down minute fourteen of Say Anything, and discuss Steely Dan and the dangers of punching walls, karaoke after eight drinks, and of course, urban dictionary.

“555-1342” Nathan & Patrick break down minute thirteen of Say Anything, try to figure out why they pace like Lloyd while on the phone, and determine the maximum number of syllables acceptable to answer the phone with.

“An exciting kick!” Nathan & Patrick break down minute twelve of Say Anything and reminisce about their first cordless phones, and checking your hair before a phone call in the days before face time.

“In a million years...” Nathan & Patrick break down minute eleven of Say Anything; Patrick consults with Urban Dictionary (against Nathan's better judgement) and Siri to finally figure out what the true definition of scam really is.

“This is ridiculous!” Nathan & Patrick break down minute tenof Say Anything, hypothesize, crack the occasional joke and go off on tangents... many tangents... English tangents.Okay, no tangents.Also, the boys try to figure out what's in the box.

“Warped and twisted and hilarious.” Nathan & Patrick break down minute nine of Say Anything and talk about bad exposition in 80s era television.

“No my brother, you have to go buy your own.” Nathan & Patrick break down minute eight of Say Anything and some of the most memorable commercials of their youth.

“Don’t talk to Joe!” Nathan & Patrick break down minute seven of Say Anything.

“Go back.” Nathan & Patrick break down minute six of Say Anything.

“Hey world, check ME out.” Nathan & Patrick break down minute five of Say Anything.

“Thank you Joe.” Nathan & Patrick break down minute four of Say Anything, and reflect on the speeches at their high school graduations... or lack thereof.

“Go back! What a great line!” Nathan & Patrick break down minute three of Say Anything, and reflect on graduating high school and their first cars.

“I wanna get hurt!” Nathan & Patrick break down minute two of Say Anything, fail at their attempt not to jump ahead (several times), try to figure out what the difference is between middle school and junior high, and reflect on a time when a 12 year old could take his mind off "the bomb" by smoking cigarettes in abandoned classrooms.

“I’m gonna take out Diane Court again.” Nathan and Patrick break down minute one of Say Anything, try to figure out what a scam is, and agree that dating sucks.