Just Completely Uncalled For

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The topics can be nearly anything. Guests, if they exist, are imaginary. Feedback is encouraged at heydickface@mail.com or jcuf@mail.com. Hate mail is welcome and even thoroughly enjoyed.

Thomas Johnson

  • Aug 31, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
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I saw her clitoris.

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2020 2:29


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The pope. Who the fuck is that?

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2020 2:15


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Welcome to the Sock Talk podcast.

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2020 5:48


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Playing a drinking game with marbles on the floor? No.

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2020 2:23


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The executive chef shit the bed that day.

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2020 4:48


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The Jewish prime rib had big tits.

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2020 4:56


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Can I get a blow job from ya?

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2020 2:49


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This pause refreshes, mother fucker.

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2020 4:29


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Her nipples were slightly medial of where one might have suspected.

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2020 6:14


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A few new sound effects!

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2020 2:27


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Punch a hole in your mask, stupid.

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2020 4:51


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I'm gunna add an episode.

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2020 1:38


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We have no coins? No toilet paper?

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2020 4:08


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Do you say marijuana? Is that racist?

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2020 6:19


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If this is wrong, I am not responsible for this content, Jimbo.

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2020 6:34


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The old berserker ran away.

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2020 5:18


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Look out for his shovel when you're in the cafeteria.

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2020 3:52


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This is the boogie capital of the USA!

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2020 4:42


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Featuring a special guest! Dinoooooo...

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2020 1:51


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A summer rain shower.

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2020 3:55


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Poof. Oh, that is bad.

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2020 3:56


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It will be a HeterometroretroJethro party

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2020 4:08


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Why in God’s name would you...

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2020


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She is dying.

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2020 2:49


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Wouldn't that feel great? On your nonexistent pussy, I mean?

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2020 3:59


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I don't know yo grampa.

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2020 4:45


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Hi! I'm NOT Chrissy Harless.

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2020 3:04


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Oh my gosh. This is just awful.

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2020 2:21


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Ka- bam-o! Fat man in the water!

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2020 4:32


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The demons are here.

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2020 2:15


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He hit him in the head with a bucket of chili.

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2020 4:54


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Sarah's pussy.

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2020 4:32


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No. No, I don't reckon I seen no teen girl's nipples in a long time.

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2020 2:27


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I retell the tale of yesterday, for some reason. The sequel?

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2020 6:13


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We deliver to your house, and by that I mean that we don't.

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 3, 2020 7:07


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The dude drove off of a cliff.

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2020 7:26


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They never again saw the truck or the guy.

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2020 2:41


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The true story of, um... I don't know. Some shit. I'm stoned.

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2020 3:50


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Can I take your cock and pussy?

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2020 5:11


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Jeff and Ted were amusing idiots.

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2020 5:11


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Motorboating her titties would have been inappropriate.

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2020 3:46


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Jimmy got his face broken. A little. Not bad.

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2020 5:51


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Mike was a headless chicken.

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2020 4:17


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I was assaulted by an owl. Sexually.

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2020 4:10


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I bet we don't get pancakes tomorrow.

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2020 5:48


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My girlfriend has substantial girth.

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2020 4:53


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Condoms are good for your memory.

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2020 5:09


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Were you ever pleasantly surprised by the topography of a woman's breasts?

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2020 4:07


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I didn't believe in hell. Then, I got married.

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2020 6:03


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Her teeth fold back. A lot of people are saying that.

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2020 4:35


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It was a metal shed. God rest its miserable soul.

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2020 4:01


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