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    Horror Daddies Podcast
    Final Destination 5 (2011)

    Horror Daddies Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2025 86:06


    Kael Your Idols: A New Hollywood PodcastA movie discussion podcast about the New Hollywood era from the late 60s through early 80sListen on: Apple Podcasts SpotifyGET YOUR MERCH:https://horrordaddies.creator-spring.com/Follow us @HorrorDaddies on:TWITTER - https://twitter.com/HorrorDaddiesINSTAGRAM - https://www.instagram.com/horrordaddies/FACEBOOK - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1411752315688051TIKTOK - https://www.tiktok.com/@horrordaddiesJon's Art page - https://serialartist.company.site/Carlos' Twitter - https://twitter.com/CarlosWarlock_Business ONLY Email: horrordaddies@gmail.com

    Daily Dad Jokes
    I saw going to school to become a meteorologist, (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

    Daily Dad Jokes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2025 6:32


    Daily Dad Jokes (15 Jul 2025) The official Daily Dad Jokes Podcast electronic button now available on Amazon. The perfect gift for dad! Click here here to view! Email Newsletter: Looking for more dad joke humor to share? Then subscribe to our new weekly email newsletter. It's our weekly round-up of the best dad jokes, memes, and humor for you to enjoy. Spread the laughs, and groans, and sign up today! Click here to subscribe! Listen to the Daily Dad Jokes podcast here: https://dailydadjokespodcast.com/ or search "Daily Dad Jokes" in your podcast app. Interested in Business and Finance news? Then listen to our sister show: The Daily Business and Finance Show. Check out the website here or search "Daily Business and Finance Show" in your podcast app. Jokes sourced and curated from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: UncleSamsDiscardPile, Masselein, Slowloris81, Joesdad65, asromatifoso, ThaliaPower, GlamourStrong, jstein916, EmpireStrikes1st, Healthy_Ladder_6198, Healthy_Ladder_6198, whenindrime, Left-Distribution-13, , VeryLastBison, SuperSonic1919, SuperSonic1919, SuperSonic1919, Make_the_music_stop Subscribe to this podcast via: iHeartMedia Spotify iTunes Google Podcasts YouTube Channel Social media: Instagram Facebook Twitter TikTok Discord Interested in advertising or sponsoring our show? Contact us at mediasales@klassicstudios.com Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Daily Dad Jokes
    [No Laughter Version] I saw going to school to become a meteorologist, (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

    Daily Dad Jokes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2025 6:11


    Daily Dad Jokes (15 Jul 2025) The official Daily Dad Jokes Podcast electronic button now available on Amazon. The perfect gift for dad! Click here here to view! Email Newsletter: Looking for more dad joke humor to share? Then subscribe to our new weekly email newsletter. It's our weekly round-up of the best dad jokes, memes, and humor for you to enjoy. Spread the laughs, and groans, and sign up today! Click here to subscribe! Listen to the Daily Dad Jokes podcast here: https://dailydadjokespodcast.com/ or search "Daily Dad Jokes" in your podcast app. Interested in Business and Finance news? Then listen to our sister show: The Daily Business and Finance Show. Check out the website here or search "Daily Business and Finance Show" in your podcast app. Jokes sourced and curated from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: UncleSamsDiscardPile, Masselein, Slowloris81, Joesdad65, asromatifoso, ThaliaPower, GlamourStrong, jstein916, EmpireStrikes1st, Healthy_Ladder_6198, Healthy_Ladder_6198, whenindrime, Left-Distribution-13, , VeryLastBison, SuperSonic1919, SuperSonic1919, SuperSonic1919, Make_the_music_stop Subscribe to this podcast via: iHeartMedia Spotify iTunes Google Podcasts YouTube Channel Social media: Instagram Facebook Twitter TikTok Discord Interested in advertising or sponsoring our show? Contact us at mediasales@klassicstudios.com Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    The Wurst Guide to Living in Austria
    #179 Inzest-Jokes gehen immer! Österreichs Stereotypen und Klischees

    The Wurst Guide to Living in Austria

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2025 27:01


    Jacob ist nicht da – also nutzt Gabriel die Chance für seine ganz eigene Sommer-Episode. Zuerst gibt's ein kulinarisches Trostpflaster in Gabriels kleiner Kulinarik-Ecke, inklusive Rezept für die TWG-Gang. Danach liest er ein Kapitel aus ihrem „Schau ma mal – Ein Australier und ein Wiener suchen das Herz von Österreich“.Das Thema?

    Daily Dad Jokes
    I couldn't afford an ancestry DNA kit. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

    Daily Dad Jokes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2025 7:08


    Daily Dad Jokes (14 Jul 2025) The official Daily Dad Jokes Podcast electronic button now available on Amazon. The perfect gift for dad! Click here here to view! Email Newsletter: Looking for more dad joke humor to share? Then subscribe to our new weekly email newsletter. It's our weekly round-up of the best dad jokes, memes, and humor for you to enjoy. Spread the laughs, and groans, and sign up today! Click here to subscribe! Listen to the Daily Dad Jokes podcast here: https://dailydadjokespodcast.com/ or search "Daily Dad Jokes" in your podcast app. Interested in Business and Finance news? Then listen to our sister show: The Daily Business and Finance Show. Check out the website here or search "Daily Business and Finance Show" in your podcast app. Jokes sourced and curated from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: Healthy_Ladder_6198, darthaditya, berkleysquare, Mscalora, dauerad, Thai-Reidj, papayeti0603, JonnySpanglish, MaCk_Pinto, WetTruckman, jeffthechimp, Longjumping_Glass157, JollyCartographer, , Healthy_Ladder_6198, bearkatsteve, AmethystMonkey, Man-e-questions, HumanYoung7896, SnuffShock Subscribe to this podcast via: iHeartMedia Spotify iTunes Google Podcasts YouTube Channel Social media: Instagram Facebook Twitter TikTok Discord Interested in advertising or sponsoring our show? Contact us at mediasales@klassicstudios.com Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Daily Dad Jokes
    [No Laughter Version] I couldn't afford an ancestry DNA kit. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

    Daily Dad Jokes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2025 6:14


    Daily Dad Jokes (14 Jul 2025) The official Daily Dad Jokes Podcast electronic button now available on Amazon. The perfect gift for dad! Click here here to view! Email Newsletter: Looking for more dad joke humor to share? Then subscribe to our new weekly email newsletter. It's our weekly round-up of the best dad jokes, memes, and humor for you to enjoy. Spread the laughs, and groans, and sign up today! Click here to subscribe! Listen to the Daily Dad Jokes podcast here: https://dailydadjokespodcast.com/ or search "Daily Dad Jokes" in your podcast app. Interested in Business and Finance news? Then listen to our sister show: The Daily Business and Finance Show. Check out the website here or search "Daily Business and Finance Show" in your podcast app. Jokes sourced and curated from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: Healthy_Ladder_6198, darthaditya, berkleysquare, Mscalora, dauerad, Thai-Reidj, papayeti0603, JonnySpanglish, MaCk_Pinto, WetTruckman, jeffthechimp, Longjumping_Glass157, JollyCartographer, , Healthy_Ladder_6198, bearkatsteve, AmethystMonkey, Man-e-questions, HumanYoung7896, SnuffShock Subscribe to this podcast via: iHeartMedia Spotify iTunes Google Podcasts YouTube Channel Social media: Instagram Facebook Twitter TikTok Discord Interested in advertising or sponsoring our show? Contact us at mediasales@klassicstudios.com Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Incensed! A Pokémon GO Podcast
    The One Where GMax Lapras Comes Back!

    Incensed! A Pokémon GO Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2025 67:15


    Send us a textThis week,We kick things off with a full recap of the Eevee Community Weekend and the ongoing 9th Anniversary Event—was it a shiny success or just another grind fest? Then, it's time to chill with the big news of the week: GMax Lapras Battle Day is coming... AGAIN, and the hype (and surf) is rising fast!Next, we preview the brand new UK Pokémon GO Roadtrip Events, where Milo and Ian will be repping in London while Mark heads up to Manchester. What surprises do we expect from these location-based celebrations? Could this be a new direction for local in-person events?In classic Incensed! style, we bring the chaos with Milo's “What The Ducklet”—can the lads decode his craptic Pokémon clues? Plus, Mark delivers a rapid-fire “60-Second Community Day Recap” on Quaxley's big day.For Getting To Know You, Ian asks: If you could bring back any one TV show from the past, what would it be? Expect nostalgia, chaos, and likely at least 1 naughtys classic.Then it's time for Counter Bros, as we each share our top counters for Lunala, plus a brilliant WhatsApp message from a listener, and of course—Shinies of the Week, where we highlight YOUR top sparkles!The Gaming BlenderWe mash genres. We pitch games. You question our sanity.Listen on: Apple Podcasts SpotifySupport the showFind us on Niantic Campfire: CLICK MESend us a voice message on WhatsApp: +44 7592695696Email us: contact@incensedpodcast.comIf you'd like to buy merch, you can find us by clicking HERE for U.K. store, HERE for U.S. Oceana store or copy this link: https://incensedpodcast.myspreadshop.net/ for U.K. store or this link: https://incensed-podcast.myspreadshop.com/ for U.S. Oceana store!Hosted By: PoGoMiloUK, Ian Waterfall & Masterful 27. Produced & Edited By: Ian Waterfall & PoGoMiloUK. Administrators: HermesNinja & IAMP1RU5.Pokémon is Copyright Gamefreak, Nintendo and The Pokémon Company 2001-2016All names owned and trademarked by Nintendo, Niantic, The Pokémon Company, and Gamefreak are property of their respective owners.

    Daily Dad Jokes
    I have 2 pet dogs named Calvin and Klein. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

    Daily Dad Jokes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2025 6:34


    Daily Dad Jokes (13 Jul 2025) The official Daily Dad Jokes Podcast electronic button now available on Amazon. The perfect gift for dad! Click here here to view! Email Newsletter: Looking for more dad joke humor to share? Then subscribe to our new weekly email newsletter. It's our weekly round-up of the best dad jokes, memes, and humor for you to enjoy. Spread the laughs, and groans, and sign up today! Click here to subscribe! Listen to the Daily Dad Jokes podcast here: https://dailydadjokespodcast.com/ or search "Daily Dad Jokes" in your podcast app. Interested in Business and Finance news? Then listen to our sister show: The Daily Business and Finance Show. Check out the website here or search "Daily Business and Finance Show" in your podcast app. Jokes sourced and curated from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: Odd-Effort-8297, GlamourStrong, monkeyofthefunk, Hot-Head2024, Masselein, Minecraft_leorocks, TheGuyWhoAsked23, JoeFas, MethodFun7044, DrOmega2468, Jesse_Bitchman, ConfidentDuck1, Itsuka-Detsukika, , PokingMidas, Icy_Store_5908, Bourec98, Masselein, berkleysquare Subscribe to this podcast via: iHeartMedia Spotify iTunes Google Podcasts YouTube Channel Social media: Instagram Facebook Twitter TikTok Discord Interested in advertising or sponsoring our show? Contact us at mediasales@klassicstudios.com Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Daily Dad Jokes
    [No Laughter Version] I have 2 pet dogs named Calvin and Klein. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

    Daily Dad Jokes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2025 5:56


    Daily Dad Jokes (13 Jul 2025) The official Daily Dad Jokes Podcast electronic button now available on Amazon. The perfect gift for dad! Click here here to view! Email Newsletter: Looking for more dad joke humor to share? Then subscribe to our new weekly email newsletter. It's our weekly round-up of the best dad jokes, memes, and humor for you to enjoy. Spread the laughs, and groans, and sign up today! Click here to subscribe! Listen to the Daily Dad Jokes podcast here: https://dailydadjokespodcast.com/ or search "Daily Dad Jokes" in your podcast app. Interested in Business and Finance news? Then listen to our sister show: The Daily Business and Finance Show. Check out the website here or search "Daily Business and Finance Show" in your podcast app. Jokes sourced and curated from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: Odd-Effort-8297, GlamourStrong, monkeyofthefunk, Hot-Head2024, Masselein, Minecraft_leorocks, TheGuyWhoAsked23, JoeFas, MethodFun7044, DrOmega2468, Jesse_Bitchman, ConfidentDuck1, Itsuka-Detsukika, , PokingMidas, Icy_Store_5908, Bourec98, Masselein, berkleysquare Subscribe to this podcast via: iHeartMedia Spotify iTunes Google Podcasts YouTube Channel Social media: Instagram Facebook Twitter TikTok Discord Interested in advertising or sponsoring our show? Contact us at mediasales@klassicstudios.com Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Extreme Common Sense
    Big Beautiful Kidney Stones

    Extreme Common Sense

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2025 60:51


    Kidney Stones, Political Rants, and Emergency Room AdventuresIn this episode, Trizdon and Ray kick off by discussing the reopening of a local pawn shop, Berea Pawn, before diving into a candid conversation about politics and the polarizing nature of today's political landscape. They touch upon personal experiences with radical friends, healthcare issues, and conspiracy theories related to prominent figures like Trump. Both hosts share their latest trips to the emergency room, including Ray's ordeal with a kidney stone. The episode wraps up with humorous dad jokes and reflections on the recent 4th of July celebrations.Time  Topic00:27 Welcome to Extreme Common Sense with Trizdon and Ray01:45 Political Polarization and Personal Perspectives03:32 The Epstein File Controversy04:09 Trump's Marketing Genius and Media Manipulation08:49 The CBS Paramount Lawsuit and Media Ethics29:15 Kidney Stone Chronicles: Ray's Medical Update33:37 The Painful Procedure34:23 Kidney Stone Stories37:56 Family Health Issues39:30 Emergency Room Experiences44:52 Healthcare System Critique55:37 Jokes and Lighthearted Moments58:59 Concluding Remarks

    Daily Dad Jokes
    [No Laughter Version] My Cardiologist girlfriend just dumped me. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

    Daily Dad Jokes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2025 6:30


    Daily Dad Jokes (12 Jul 2025) The official Daily Dad Jokes Podcast electronic button now available on Amazon. The perfect gift for dad! Click here here to view! Email Newsletter: Looking for more dad joke humor to share? Then subscribe to our new weekly email newsletter. It's our weekly round-up of the best dad jokes, memes, and humor for you to enjoy. Spread the laughs, and groans, and sign up today! Click here to subscribe! Listen to the Daily Dad Jokes podcast here: https://dailydadjokespodcast.com/ or search "Daily Dad Jokes" in your podcast app. Interested in Business and Finance news? Then listen to our sister show: The Daily Business and Finance Show. Check out the website here or search "Daily Business and Finance Show" in your podcast app. Jokes sourced and curated from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: ivm83, Rumbling_Bullshark, thevicecitizen, berkleysquare, alanmitch34, Masselein, VeryLastBison, unlucky_genius, miniscant, jstein916, Joel_Boyens, Joe-_-King, Slowloris81, , in_kent, Longjumping_Glass157, bassistheplace246, Fearless-Voice-7602, Thornkale, Narizz28, Any-Criticism5666 Subscribe to this podcast via: iHeartMedia Spotify iTunes Google Podcasts YouTube Channel Social media: Instagram Facebook Twitter TikTok Discord Interested in advertising or sponsoring our show? Contact us at mediasales@klassicstudios.com Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Daily Dad Jokes
    My Cardiologist girlfriend just dumped me. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

    Daily Dad Jokes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2025 7:17


    Daily Dad Jokes (12 Jul 2025) The official Daily Dad Jokes Podcast electronic button now available on Amazon. The perfect gift for dad! Click here here to view! Email Newsletter: Looking for more dad joke humor to share? Then subscribe to our new weekly email newsletter. It's our weekly round-up of the best dad jokes, memes, and humor for you to enjoy. Spread the laughs, and groans, and sign up today! Click here to subscribe! Listen to the Daily Dad Jokes podcast here: https://dailydadjokespodcast.com/ or search "Daily Dad Jokes" in your podcast app. Interested in Business and Finance news? Then listen to our sister show: The Daily Business and Finance Show. Check out the website here or search "Daily Business and Finance Show" in your podcast app. Jokes sourced and curated from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: ivm83, Rumbling_Bullshark, thevicecitizen, berkleysquare, alanmitch34, Masselein, VeryLastBison, unlucky_genius, miniscant, jstein916, Joel_Boyens, Joe-_-King, Slowloris81, , in_kent, Longjumping_Glass157, bassistheplace246, Fearless-Voice-7602, Thornkale, Narizz28, Any-Criticism5666 Subscribe to this podcast via: iHeartMedia Spotify iTunes Google Podcasts YouTube Channel Social media: Instagram Facebook Twitter TikTok Discord Interested in advertising or sponsoring our show? Contact us at mediasales@klassicstudios.com Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    The Infinite Skrillifiles: OWSLA Confidential

    I just found out the President doesn't drink and this is something we have in common. I don't drink; but i found out he didn't and it made me want to start. I'm like “Oh, I can't be associated with this dude” I started shopping for lime-a-ritas. Spritzers and shit, something fruity. I'm like “I think i just became an alcoholic.” I started to get worried. I watch a lot of late night TV; I'm like, obsessed with those guys– right? [oppotunity for crowdwork: Anybody else watch late night? [maybe one person, but probably nobody] To maybe one person Oh yeah? whose your favorite late night host? [roast, as it is probably easy to do] Option two: nobody? Ok. That's alright; i'll catch you up to speed; If you ever need to understand the state of very white america: That's pretty much late night tv. I'm in no demographic whatsoever, But i watch for the news, And these days its all about politics, Which is great, because then, I get to laugh. But i started getting concerned when I realized Myself and the president might have too much in common. We have–I'm embarrassed to admit– Ashamed, actually– Almost the exact same reaction to–nearly everything. I accidentally fucked around and humanized this motherfucker. Or unhumanized myself. Either/or. See, I find the dude funny. Hilarious, actually– Because i've been predominately poor And disproportionately black My entire life. Nothing this administration is doing is news to me. At all. Racism?! BIgotry?! Scandal?! I used to check the box for [black] It literally doesn't get much worse than that in this country. So nothing worries me more than the fact that Possibly the most hated man in the world right now, And myself– have too much in common. His reaction and my reaction to almost anything are notjust eerily alike– But identical. I get that this isn't funny. I don't like it either. I can't tell whether I'm humanizing him or becoming less human. Do I insert my tesla joke here? Maybe, might as well. Everyone was so blown away that this dude got into a Tesla and goes “It's all computers” Like a little kid and I myself found this shockingly familiar; because When i rode inside a Tesla for the first time, I had that EXACT same reaction! I said the same thing! “OH! IT'S ALL COMPUTERS” I laughed too hard at this, I think In the privacy of my own home, although, it seems like someone might have just been watching When the next day, everywhere I look there are teslas and I can't stop myself from cracking up. 1. Because I had the same exact reaction. Either the president might be a human, or I'M an android. and 2. Biff Tanen is my favorite movie villain of all time. How do you not– Anyway. Now all of a sudden, i'M a white supremacist?! HAHA! Jokes on you! I'm an ELITIST! There's a difference. don't get me wrong; i've been broke my entire adulthood– But i value high morals, good taste, and intelligence. Speaking of intelligence: [Elon] Depends on the crowd–I could be pushing it. Pushing it might be a good start. {pun intended} (get it, cause tesla's are push to start) “It's all computers!” Fuck yeah it is, goddamit, I said the same shit “It's all computers! “ “ This is a spaceship!” Don't hate the player, hate the game. Yes, being black–or any color at all during either of this dude's administrations has been horrible– But the upside is… [think real hard] Maybe segway into everybody hating Elon, which is unfair because he has asperbergs, and if he wasn't one of the richest dudes in the world– it would be the entire opposite because technically he's disabled, right? Isn't it weird how just because the dude has a lot of money everyone is allowed to hate a dude who literally has a social disability? I find this strange and kind of attribute this to the herd mentality state of discollusioned unawareness that obviously, if no one can remember that this dude is on the spectrum… Which, besides being a genius kind of excuses his bizarre social atrocities. Doesn't it. Last time i checked whenever there was a kind of issue with a disabled person, like at work or something, everyone is kind of keyed in and caught up to speed like “Oh, that's Ernie, he's special– [whispers, aside: He has aspergers…] And everyone in the office just goes “ohhhhh.” Too much latenight. I gotta start drinking. No more late night. {if crowd work engaged, follow up with one more roast.} No more idle threats Just do it, or don't You are you you are; And this is your curse— Just don't make it worse Just go to your room; You don't have a home, You just live in a tomb You live in a tomb I live in a tomb I listen to mooba This is my womb, I move out soon Full Moon, I swoon You snooze, you loose You booze? I choose to amuse the humans Shoot the roomba, too He knew me Music moves the rooms Consuming doom and gloom Though boom boxes Not just a—- He's an artist. Lol what's the plotline for this. idk adam sandler's early-career secret name change? For what though I guess we'll see. You give me body ache A subtle body ache And knowing what you cause A force of no remorse You give me body ache I knowing that you want A knock against my heart Don't push (it doesn't cost) I woke you up With no remorse (don't push– a body ache) I want to want to want to Want you But– (a cause) However I don't (don't operate unplugged) The push–the push–the push The pause || don't break || don't break|| The heart Masterful, a fool (encanto tanto) But i'm soaking up your body overflow (the cause, the cause) I want to cherish all your fountains (I wake up with no remorse) I want, I want, I want You give me body ache || The cause The cause You give me body ache || The cause The cause You give me body ache || I want I want You give me fluid heart (I pump || I pump|| I pump.. || || || (Fade out) Oka. Oka. __ Okay. I got the envelope. Good. Now, take this–Uptown. Uptown? Why Uptown? You're about to find out. No. Wait–how ‘Up' are we talking” Up. {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project™ ] {Enter The Multiverse} L E G E N D S: ICONS Tales of A Superstar DJ The Secret Life of Sunnï Blū Ascension Deathwish -Ū. Copyright © The Festival Project, Inc. ™ | Copyright The Complex Collective © 2019-2025 ™ All Rights Reserved. -Ū.

    The Infinite Skrillifiles: OWSLA Confidential

    I just found out the President doesn't drink and this is something we have in common. I don't drink; but i found out he didn't and it made me want to start. I'm like “Oh, I can't be associated with this dude” I started shopping for lime-a-ritas. Spritzers and shit, something fruity. I'm like “I think i just became an alcoholic.” I started to get worried. I watch a lot of late night TV; I'm like, obsessed with those guys– right? [oppotunity for crowdwork: Anybody else watch late night? [maybe one person, but probably nobody] To maybe one person Oh yeah? whose your favorite late night host? [roast, as it is probably easy to do] Option two: nobody? Ok. That's alright; i'll catch you up to speed; If you ever need to understand the state of very white america: That's pretty much late night tv. I'm in no demographic whatsoever, But i watch for the news, And these days its all about politics, Which is great, because then, I get to laugh. But i started getting concerned when I realized Myself and the president might have too much in common. We have–I'm embarrassed to admit– Ashamed, actually– Almost the exact same reaction to–nearly everything. I accidentally fucked around and humanized this motherfucker. Or unhumanized myself. Either/or. See, I find the dude funny. Hilarious, actually– Because i've been predominately poor And disproportionately black My entire life. Nothing this administration is doing is news to me. At all. Racism?! BIgotry?! Scandal?! I used to check the box for [black] It literally doesn't get much worse than that in this country. So nothing worries me more than the fact that Possibly the most hated man in the world right now, And myself– have too much in common. His reaction and my reaction to almost anything are notjust eerily alike– But identical. I get that this isn't funny. I don't like it either. I can't tell whether I'm humanizing him or becoming less human. Do I insert my tesla joke here? Maybe, might as well. Everyone was so blown away that this dude got into a Tesla and goes “It's all computers” Like a little kid and I myself found this shockingly familiar; because When i rode inside a Tesla for the first time, I had that EXACT same reaction! I said the same thing! “OH! IT'S ALL COMPUTERS” I laughed too hard at this, I think In the privacy of my own home, although, it seems like someone might have just been watching When the next day, everywhere I look there are teslas and I can't stop myself from cracking up. 1. Because I had the same exact reaction. Either the president might be a human, or I'M an android. and 2. Biff Tanen is my favorite movie villain of all time. How do you not– Anyway. Now all of a sudden, i'M a white supremacist?! HAHA! Jokes on you! I'm an ELITIST! There's a difference. don't get me wrong; i've been broke my entire adulthood– But i value high morals, good taste, and intelligence. Speaking of intelligence: [Elon] Depends on the crowd–I could be pushing it. Pushing it might be a good start. {pun intended} (get it, cause tesla's are push to start) “It's all computers!” Fuck yeah it is, goddamit, I said the same shit “It's all computers! “ “ This is a spaceship!” Don't hate the player, hate the game. Yes, being black–or any color at all during either of this dude's administrations has been horrible– But the upside is… [think real hard] Maybe segway into everybody hating Elon, which is unfair because he has asperbergs, and if he wasn't one of the richest dudes in the world– it would be the entire opposite because technically he's disabled, right? Isn't it weird how just because the dude has a lot of money everyone is allowed to hate a dude who literally has a social disability? I find this strange and kind of attribute this to the herd mentality state of discollusioned unawareness that obviously, if no one can remember that this dude is on the spectrum… Which, besides being a genius kind of excuses his bizarre social atrocities. Doesn't it. Last time i checked whenever there was a kind of issue with a disabled person, like at work or something, everyone is kind of keyed in and caught up to speed like “Oh, that's Ernie, he's special– [whispers, aside: He has aspergers…] And everyone in the office just goes “ohhhhh.” Too much latenight. I gotta start drinking. No more late night. {if crowd work engaged, follow up with one more roast.} No more idle threats Just do it, or don't You are you you are; And this is your curse— Just don't make it worse Just go to your room; You don't have a home, You just live in a tomb You live in a tomb I live in a tomb I listen to mooba This is my womb, I move out soon Full Moon, I swoon You snooze, you loose You booze? I choose to amuse the humans Shoot the roomba, too He knew me Music moves the rooms Consuming doom and gloom Though boom boxes Not just a—- He's an artist. Lol what's the plotline for this. idk adam sandler's early-career secret name change? For what though I guess we'll see. You give me body ache A subtle body ache And knowing what you cause A force of no remorse You give me body ache I knowing that you want A knock against my heart Don't push (it doesn't cost) I woke you up With no remorse (don't push– a body ache) I want to want to want to Want you But– (a cause) However I don't (don't operate unplugged) The push–the push–the push The pause || don't break || don't break|| The heart Masterful, a fool (encanto tanto) But i'm soaking up your body overflow (the cause, the cause) I want to cherish all your fountains (I wake up with no remorse) I want, I want, I want You give me body ache || The cause The cause You give me body ache || The cause The cause You give me body ache || I want I want You give me fluid heart (I pump || I pump|| I pump.. || || || (Fade out) Oka. Oka. __ Okay. I got the envelope. Good. Now, take this–Uptown. Uptown? Why Uptown? You're about to find out. No. Wait–how ‘Up' are we talking” Up. {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project™ ] {Enter The Multiverse} L E G E N D S: ICONS Tales of A Superstar DJ The Secret Life of Sunnï Blū Ascension Deathwish -Ū. Copyright © The Festival Project, Inc. ™ | Copyright The Complex Collective © 2019-2025 ™ All Rights Reserved. -Ū.

    [ENTER THE MULTIVERSE]

    I just found out the President doesn't drink and this is something we have in common. I don't drink; but i found out he didn't and it made me want to start. I'm like “Oh, I can't be associated with this dude” I started shopping for lime-a-ritas. Spritzers and shit, something fruity. I'm like “I think i just became an alcoholic.” I started to get worried. I watch a lot of late night TV; I'm like, obsessed with those guys– right? [oppotunity for crowdwork: Anybody else watch late night? [maybe one person, but probably nobody] To maybe one person Oh yeah? whose your favorite late night host? [roast, as it is probably easy to do] Option two: nobody? Ok. That's alright; i'll catch you up to speed; If you ever need to understand the state of very white america: That's pretty much late night tv. I'm in no demographic whatsoever, But i watch for the news, And these days its all about politics, Which is great, because then, I get to laugh. But i started getting concerned when I realized Myself and the president might have too much in common. We have–I'm embarrassed to admit– Ashamed, actually– Almost the exact same reaction to–nearly everything. I accidentally fucked around and humanized this motherfucker. Or unhumanized myself. Either/or. See, I find the dude funny. Hilarious, actually– Because i've been predominately poor And disproportionately black My entire life. Nothing this administration is doing is news to me. At all. Racism?! BIgotry?! Scandal?! I used to check the box for [black] It literally doesn't get much worse than that in this country. So nothing worries me more than the fact that Possibly the most hated man in the world right now, And myself– have too much in common. His reaction and my reaction to almost anything are notjust eerily alike– But identical. I get that this isn't funny. I don't like it either. I can't tell whether I'm humanizing him or becoming less human. Do I insert my tesla joke here? Maybe, might as well. Everyone was so blown away that this dude got into a Tesla and goes “It's all computers” Like a little kid and I myself found this shockingly familiar; because When i rode inside a Tesla for the first time, I had that EXACT same reaction! I said the same thing! “OH! IT'S ALL COMPUTERS” I laughed too hard at this, I think In the privacy of my own home, although, it seems like someone might have just been watching When the next day, everywhere I look there are teslas and I can't stop myself from cracking up. 1. Because I had the same exact reaction. Either the president might be a human, or I'M an android. and 2. Biff Tanen is my favorite movie villain of all time. How do you not– Anyway. Now all of a sudden, i'M a white supremacist?! HAHA! Jokes on you! I'm an ELITIST! There's a difference. don't get me wrong; i've been broke my entire adulthood– But i value high morals, good taste, and intelligence. Speaking of intelligence: [Elon] Depends on the crowd–I could be pushing it. Pushing it might be a good start. {pun intended} (get it, cause tesla's are push to start) “It's all computers!” Fuck yeah it is, goddamit, I said the same shit “It's all computers! “ “ This is a spaceship!” Don't hate the player, hate the game. Yes, being black–or any color at all during either of this dude's administrations has been horrible– But the upside is… [think real hard] Maybe segway into everybody hating Elon, which is unfair because he has asperbergs, and if he wasn't one of the richest dudes in the world– it would be the entire opposite because technically he's disabled, right? Isn't it weird how just because the dude has a lot of money everyone is allowed to hate a dude who literally has a social disability? I find this strange and kind of attribute this to the herd mentality state of discollusioned unawareness that obviously, if no one can remember that this dude is on the spectrum… Which, besides being a genius kind of excuses his bizarre social atrocities. Doesn't it. Last time i checked whenever there was a kind of issue with a disabled person, like at work or something, everyone is kind of keyed in and caught up to speed like “Oh, that's Ernie, he's special– [whispers, aside: He has aspergers…] And everyone in the office just goes “ohhhhh.” Too much latenight. I gotta start drinking. No more late night. {if crowd work engaged, follow up with one more roast.} No more idle threats Just do it, or don't You are you you are; And this is your curse— Just don't make it worse Just go to your room; You don't have a home, You just live in a tomb You live in a tomb I live in a tomb I listen to mooba This is my womb, I move out soon Full Moon, I swoon You snooze, you loose You booze? I choose to amuse the humans Shoot the roomba, too He knew me Music moves the rooms Consuming doom and gloom Though boom boxes Not just a—- He's an artist. Lol what's the plotline for this. idk adam sandler's early-career secret name change? For what though I guess we'll see. You give me body ache A subtle body ache And knowing what you cause A force of no remorse You give me body ache I knowing that you want A knock against my heart Don't push (it doesn't cost) I woke you up With no remorse (don't push– a body ache) I want to want to want to Want you But– (a cause) However I don't (don't operate unplugged) The push–the push–the push The pause || don't break || don't break|| The heart Masterful, a fool (encanto tanto) But i'm soaking up your body overflow (the cause, the cause) I want to cherish all your fountains (I wake up with no remorse) I want, I want, I want You give me body ache || The cause The cause You give me body ache || The cause The cause You give me body ache || I want I want You give me fluid heart (I pump || I pump|| I pump.. || || || (Fade out) Oka. Oka. __ Okay. I got the envelope. Good. Now, take this–Uptown. Uptown? Why Uptown? You're about to find out. No. Wait–how ‘Up' are we talking” Up. {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project™ ] {Enter The Multiverse} L E G E N D S: ICONS Tales of A Superstar DJ The Secret Life of Sunnï Blū Ascension Deathwish -Ū. Copyright © The Festival Project, Inc. ™ | Copyright The Complex Collective © 2019-2025 ™ All Rights Reserved. -Ū.

    Gerald’s World.

    I just found out the President doesn't drink and this is something we have in common. I don't drink; but i found out he didn't and it made me want to start. I'm like “Oh, I can't be associated with this dude” I started shopping for lime-a-ritas. Spritzers and shit, something fruity. I'm like “I think i just became an alcoholic.” I started to get worried. I watch a lot of late night TV; I'm like, obsessed with those guys– right? [oppotunity for crowdwork: Anybody else watch late night? [maybe one person, but probably nobody] To maybe one person Oh yeah? whose your favorite late night host? [roast, as it is probably easy to do] Option two: nobody? Ok. That's alright; i'll catch you up to speed; If you ever need to understand the state of very white america: That's pretty much late night tv. I'm in no demographic whatsoever, But i watch for the news, And these days its all about politics, Which is great, because then, I get to laugh. But i started getting concerned when I realized Myself and the president might have too much in common. We have–I'm embarrassed to admit– Ashamed, actually– Almost the exact same reaction to–nearly everything. I accidentally fucked around and humanized this motherfucker. Or unhumanized myself. Either/or. See, I find the dude funny. Hilarious, actually– Because i've been predominately poor And disproportionately black My entire life. Nothing this administration is doing is news to me. At all. Racism?! BIgotry?! Scandal?! I used to check the box for [black] It literally doesn't get much worse than that in this country. So nothing worries me more than the fact that Possibly the most hated man in the world right now, And myself– have too much in common. His reaction and my reaction to almost anything are notjust eerily alike– But identical. I get that this isn't funny. I don't like it either. I can't tell whether I'm humanizing him or becoming less human. Do I insert my tesla joke here? Maybe, might as well. Everyone was so blown away that this dude got into a Tesla and goes “It's all computers” Like a little kid and I myself found this shockingly familiar; because When i rode inside a Tesla for the first time, I had that EXACT same reaction! I said the same thing! “OH! IT'S ALL COMPUTERS” I laughed too hard at this, I think In the privacy of my own home, although, it seems like someone might have just been watching When the next day, everywhere I look there are teslas and I can't stop myself from cracking up. 1. Because I had the same exact reaction. Either the president might be a human, or I'M an android. and 2. Biff Tanen is my favorite movie villain of all time. How do you not– Anyway. Now all of a sudden, i'M a white supremacist?! HAHA! Jokes on you! I'm an ELITIST! There's a difference. don't get me wrong; i've been broke my entire adulthood– But i value high morals, good taste, and intelligence. Speaking of intelligence: [Elon] Depends on the crowd–I could be pushing it. Pushing it might be a good start. {pun intended} (get it, cause tesla's are push to start) “It's all computers!” Fuck yeah it is, goddamit, I said the same shit “It's all computers! “ “ This is a spaceship!” Don't hate the player, hate the game. Yes, being black–or any color at all during either of this dude's administrations has been horrible– But the upside is… [think real hard] Maybe segway into everybody hating Elon, which is unfair because he has asperbergs, and if he wasn't one of the richest dudes in the world– it would be the entire opposite because technically he's disabled, right? Isn't it weird how just because the dude has a lot of money everyone is allowed to hate a dude who literally has a social disability? I find this strange and kind of attribute this to the herd mentality state of discollusioned unawareness that obviously, if no one can remember that this dude is on the spectrum… Which, besides being a genius kind of excuses his bizarre social atrocities. Doesn't it. Last time i checked whenever there was a kind of issue with a disabled person, like at work or something, everyone is kind of keyed in and caught up to speed like “Oh, that's Ernie, he's special– [whispers, aside: He has aspergers…] And everyone in the office just goes “ohhhhh.” Too much latenight. I gotta start drinking. No more late night. {if crowd work engaged, follow up with one more roast.} No more idle threats Just do it, or don't You are you you are; And this is your curse— Just don't make it worse Just go to your room; You don't have a home, You just live in a tomb You live in a tomb I live in a tomb I listen to mooba This is my womb, I move out soon Full Moon, I swoon You snooze, you loose You booze? I choose to amuse the humans Shoot the roomba, too He knew me Music moves the rooms Consuming doom and gloom Though boom boxes Not just a—- He's an artist. Lol what's the plotline for this. idk adam sandler's early-career secret name change? For what though I guess we'll see. You give me body ache A subtle body ache And knowing what you cause A force of no remorse You give me body ache I knowing that you want A knock against my heart Don't push (it doesn't cost) I woke you up With no remorse (don't push– a body ache) I want to want to want to Want you But– (a cause) However I don't (don't operate unplugged) The push–the push–the push The pause || don't break || don't break|| The heart Masterful, a fool (encanto tanto) But i'm soaking up your body overflow (the cause, the cause) I want to cherish all your fountains (I wake up with no remorse) I want, I want, I want You give me body ache || The cause The cause You give me body ache || The cause The cause You give me body ache || I want I want You give me fluid heart (I pump || I pump|| I pump.. || || || (Fade out) Oka. Oka. __ Okay. I got the envelope. Good. Now, take this–Uptown. Uptown? Why Uptown? You're about to find out. No. Wait–how ‘Up' are we talking” Up. {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project™ ] {Enter The Multiverse} L E G E N D S: ICONS Tales of A Superstar DJ The Secret Life of Sunnï Blū Ascension Deathwish -Ū. Copyright © The Festival Project, Inc. ™ | Copyright The Complex Collective © 2019-2025 ™ All Rights Reserved. -Ū.

    Komische Gespräche
    #276: FIES-IO-THERAPHIE!

    Komische Gespräche

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2025 46:21


    Eine Folge, die richtig knackt mit knackigen Themen: 50 Jahre Euro-Park, Fürst Albert II., Sport schauen, Gin & Jokes, die 2. Hälfte, tirer la couverture, Schimmel, verwirrende Ideen, Stuck Bühne Leipzig, Lino Frieses Circus Varieté, Vollsperrung, Geduldsflasche und FISM Turin. Sei nicht beknackt, sondern höre dir diese Episode sofort an! HIER KANNST DU UNS ÜBERALL HÖREN: https://linktr.ee/komischegespraeche HIER KANNST DU UNS AUF KAFFEE EINLADEN: https://ko-fi.com/komischegespraechepodcast HIER GEHT ES ZUR KOMISCHE MUSIKE PLAYLIST AUF SPOTIFY: https://tinyurl.com/komischeMusike

    [ENTER THE MULTIVERSE]

    I just found out the President doesn't drink and this is something we have in common. I don't drink; but i found out he didn't and it made me want to start. I'm like “Oh, I can't be associated with this dude” I started shopping for lime-a-ritas. Spritzers and shit, something fruity. I'm like “I think i just became an alcoholic.” I started to get worried. I watch a lot of late night TV; I'm like, obsessed with those guys– right? [oppotunity for crowdwork: Anybody else watch late night? [maybe one person, but probably nobody] To maybe one person Oh yeah? whose your favorite late night host? [roast, as it is probably easy to do] Option two: nobody? Ok. That's alright; i'll catch you up to speed; If you ever need to understand the state of very white america: That's pretty much late night tv. I'm in no demographic whatsoever, But i watch for the news, And these days its all about politics, Which is great, because then, I get to laugh. But i started getting concerned when I realized Myself and the president might have too much in common. We have–I'm embarrassed to admit– Ashamed, actually– Almost the exact same reaction to–nearly everything. I accidentally fucked around and humanized this motherfucker. Or unhumanized myself. Either/or. See, I find the dude funny. Hilarious, actually– Because i've been predominately poor And disproportionately black My entire life. Nothing this administration is doing is news to me. At all. Racism?! BIgotry?! Scandal?! I used to check the box for [black] It literally doesn't get much worse than that in this country. So nothing worries me more than the fact that Possibly the most hated man in the world right now, And myself– have too much in common. His reaction and my reaction to almost anything are notjust eerily alike– But identical. I get that this isn't funny. I don't like it either. I can't tell whether I'm humanizing him or becoming less human. Do I insert my tesla joke here? Maybe, might as well. Everyone was so blown away that this dude got into a Tesla and goes “It's all computers” Like a little kid and I myself found this shockingly familiar; because When i rode inside a Tesla for the first time, I had that EXACT same reaction! I said the same thing! “OH! IT'S ALL COMPUTERS” I laughed too hard at this, I think In the privacy of my own home, although, it seems like someone might have just been watching When the next day, everywhere I look there are teslas and I can't stop myself from cracking up. 1. Because I had the same exact reaction. Either the president might be a human, or I'M an android. and 2. Biff Tanen is my favorite movie villain of all time. How do you not– Anyway. Now all of a sudden, i'M a white supremacist?! HAHA! Jokes on you! I'm an ELITIST! There's a difference. don't get me wrong; i've been broke my entire adulthood– But i value high morals, good taste, and intelligence. Speaking of intelligence: [Elon] Depends on the crowd–I could be pushing it. Pushing it might be a good start. {pun intended} (get it, cause tesla's are push to start) “It's all computers!” Fuck yeah it is, goddamit, I said the same shit “It's all computers! “ “ This is a spaceship!” Don't hate the player, hate the game. Yes, being black–or any color at all during either of this dude's administrations has been horrible– But the upside is… [think real hard] Maybe segway into everybody hating Elon, which is unfair because he has asperbergs, and if he wasn't one of the richest dudes in the world– it would be the entire opposite because technically he's disabled, right? Isn't it weird how just because the dude has a lot of money everyone is allowed to hate a dude who literally has a social disability? I find this strange and kind of attribute this to the herd mentality state of discollusioned unawareness that obviously, if no one can remember that this dude is on the spectrum… Which, besides being a genius kind of excuses his bizarre social atrocities. Doesn't it. Last time i checked whenever there was a kind of issue with a disabled person, like at work or something, everyone is kind of keyed in and caught up to speed like “Oh, that's Ernie, he's special– [whispers, aside: He has aspergers…] And everyone in the office just goes “ohhhhh.” Too much latenight. I gotta start drinking. No more late night. {if crowd work engaged, follow up with one more roast.} No more idle threats Just do it, or don't You are you you are; And this is your curse— Just don't make it worse Just go to your room; You don't have a home, You just live in a tomb You live in a tomb I live in a tomb I listen to mooba This is my womb, I move out soon Full Moon, I swoon You snooze, you loose You booze? I choose to amuse the humans Shoot the roomba, too He knew me Music moves the rooms Consuming doom and gloom Though boom boxes Not just a—- He's an artist. Lol what's the plotline for this. idk adam sandler's early-career secret name change? For what though I guess we'll see. You give me body ache A subtle body ache And knowing what you cause A force of no remorse You give me body ache I knowing that you want A knock against my heart Don't push (it doesn't cost) I woke you up With no remorse (don't push– a body ache) I want to want to want to Want you But– (a cause) However I don't (don't operate unplugged) The push–the push–the push The pause || don't break || don't break|| The heart Masterful, a fool (encanto tanto) But i'm soaking up your body overflow (the cause, the cause) I want to cherish all your fountains (I wake up with no remorse) I want, I want, I want You give me body ache || The cause The cause You give me body ache || The cause The cause You give me body ache || I want I want You give me fluid heart (I pump || I pump|| I pump.. || || || (Fade out) Oka. Oka. __ Okay. I got the envelope. Good. Now, take this–Uptown. Uptown? Why Uptown? You're about to find out. No. Wait–how ‘Up' are we talking” Up. {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project™ ] {Enter The Multiverse} L E G E N D S: ICONS Tales of A Superstar DJ The Secret Life of Sunnï Blū Ascension Deathwish -Ū. Copyright © The Festival Project, Inc. ™ | Copyright The Complex Collective © 2019-2025 ™ All Rights Reserved. -Ū.

    A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
    831 - Baldwin Park Gary Coleman

    A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2025 121:00


    • Pinball Dudes ad promoting pinball machine sales, rentals, and delivery in Florida • Discussion of various pinball machine types from different decades • Deadpool pinball machine currently in Tom & Dan's studio lobby • Renting pinball machines as office decor and entertainment • Praise for Andrew from Pinball Dudes and his customer service • Dan jokes that pinball machines make businesses seem more successful • Ross McCoy joins the show as a guest • Ross holds the Deadpool pinball record at the studio • Ross McCoy plugs his podcast, The Orlando Talk Show, with producer Logan • Promotion of the Just Call Moe Family Skate-A-Thon at Cimarron Skateway • Tom plans to bring his daughter and her friend to the skate-a-thon • Cimarron Skateway described as a time capsule of the '80s • Expectation that event attendees should show up if they RSVP • Frustration with people who RSVP but don't show up • Event organizers expecting large no-show numbers despite RSVPs • Prediction that 40-60% of RSVPs won't attend the skating event • Discussion of how some people live disorganized, flakey lifestyles • Dan expresses disbelief that so many people flake after registering • Segment on conspiracy theories surrounding Gary Coleman's death • Recap of Gary Coleman's fall down the stairs and the mystery surrounding it • History of domestic violence between Gary Coleman and his ex-wife • Gary Coleman worked as a security guard later in life • Story from Molly Shannon about Gary Coleman making inappropriate advances toward her • Ross reacts to live lie detector results from Gary Coleman's ex-wife • Gary Coleman was conscious after the fall and reportedly said he fell • Host jokes about lie detector guy being confident without directly saying she killed Gary Coleman • 911 call from Gary Coleman's ex-wife sounded emotionless and suspicious • Jokes about Gary Coleman's different strokes bike shop molestation episode • Frustration that Gary Coleman isn't remembered fondly by anyone except Todd Bridges • Introduction of Finnish wife-carrying competition topic • Explanation of historical origins of wife-carrying involving bandit Herco Ronkainen • Herco used grain-carrying trials to form his group of outlaws • Wife-carrying competition now includes standardized positions and events • Joke that Gary was “testing” Molly for a wife-carrying contest • Ross brings up the Skinwalker Ranch show and billionaire owner Brandon Fugal • Mention that Brandon Fugal's company is working on cloning extinct creatures • Fugal's company recently announced plans to clone a Moa bird • Peter Jackson owns one of the largest Moa artifact collections • Hosts express excitement over seeing a Moa but acknowledge ethical issues • Dan jokes about riding a Moa like a Tauntaun from Star Wars • Commentary that Brandon Fugal may be closest to building a real Jurassic Park • Ross recently finished working fireworks season • Mention of watching the final season of Squid Game • Dan unsure how many seasons of Squid Game there are, suggesting show lost popularity • Conversation about hair growth speed differences • Dan discusses his penis retraction issues due to aging and surgery • Dan makes jokes about foreskin and anti-circumcision stance • Reminder to register online and sign waiver for skating event • Andrea already signed Dan up for the skating waiver • Skating rink system recognizes regulars for auto waiver sign-in • Discussion on flakiness and reliability of guests • Reference to Facebook Marketplace behavior and user frustrations • Common annoyance with “Is this still available?” auto-messages • Ross admits to hoarding Mac computers and struggling to let go • Problems with buyers not reading full listings before messaging • Many buyers ask questions already answered in the item description • Some people offer half the listed price immediately • Criticism of how little effort people put in before bailing • Comparison to Planet Fitness and how businesses profit off non-commitment ### **Social Media:**   [Website](https://tomanddan.com/) | [Twitter](https://twitter.com/tomanddanlive) | [Facebook](https://facebook.com/amediocretime) | [Instagram](https://instagram.com/tomanddanlive) **Where to Find the Show:**   [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time/id334142682) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2FtZWRpb2NyZXRpbWUvcG9kY2FzdC54bWw) | [TuneIn](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-p364156/) **The Tom & Dan Radio Show on Real Radio 104.1:**   [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-corporate-time/id975258990) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2Fjb3Jwb3JhdGV0aW1lL3BvZGNhc3QueG1s) | [TuneIn](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Corporate-Time-p1038501/) **Exclusive Content:** [Join BDM](https://tomanddan.com/registration) **Merch:** [Shop Tom & Dan](https://tomanddan.myshopify.com/)

    Ken Webster Jr
    Ethiopian Jokes For Charity - FRI 5.1

    Ken Webster Jr

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2025 14:13


    Today on the Walton and Johnson Show, the boys talk about ICE stopping illegal immigrants from trying to vote, and how Disney started pandering to globalism and liberalism.

    Not Today... with Eddie Pence and Jenn Sterger
    Episode 71 Not Today... Cat Evolution, Face Blindness, Comedy with a Message, Storytelling and Florida Man Friday!

    Not Today... with Eddie Pence and Jenn Sterger

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2025 46:44


    Not Today... Eddie learns something new about cats. Jenn and Eddie both have face blindness especially when it comes to their vet. How far would you go into debt to save a pet? Do you let your Alpha out when you need to? Eddie remembers when he discovered comedy can be more than just funny.  Sometimes a character in a story has to die, listen to find out why? Plus, Florida Man Friday!

    Time for bRUNch!
    Jungle Cruise Magic: Jokes, Jungle, & Joyrides

    Time for bRUNch!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2025 45:35 Transcription Available


    Step aboard our adventure-filled podcast as we navigate the fascinating world of Disney's Jungle Cruise—from its humble beginnings as one of Disneyland's opening day attractions to its global status as a beloved cultural icon.You'll discover how Walt Disney's original vision for a realistic wildlife experience transformed when Imagineers like Harper Goff and Bill Evans created a convincing jungle through innovative techniques—including flipping orange trees upside down to create instant exotic foliage. We explore how the initially serious, educational tone evolved into the pun-filled, skipper-led experience that guests cherish today, sharing some of the most groan-worthy jokes that have become part of Disney lore.Our journey takes you through the different Jungle Cruise iterations across global Disney parks, each with unique elements—from Magic Kingdom's extended riverways to Tokyo's dynamic lighting effects and Hong Kong's supernatural finale. With special guest Lynn Kinny in full skipper attire, we unpack fascinating behind-the-scenes details that even devoted Disney fans might not know, including how Disneyland's man-made environment officially became a self-sustaining ecosystem after 55 years of growth.The adventure continues as we dive into the 2021 Jungle Cruise film starring Dwayne Johnson and Emily Blunt, exploring its development, production challenges, and the numerous Easter eggs that connect it to the beloved attraction with co-captain, Sally Weyant. And, to cap things off, our Disney snack expert Kimba Watson rounds out the expedition with delicious jungle-inspired recipes perfect for your 5K celebration—from DIY Dole Whip to tropical hydration stations that will fuel your adventure.Whether you're preparing for the Run Disney Virtual 5K Summer Series or simply fascinated by Disney history, this episode delivers skipper-worthy entertainment while providing practical tips for making your own jungle adventure extraordinary. Tag us in your Jungle Cruise-themed runs!!! Have questions or want to chat? Send me a text!Support the showJoin the newsletter list for updates, special offers, and exclusive behind-the-scenes content.Join fellow pod and running enthusiasts at The Stride Collective community on Facebook or follow us on Instagram.

    Law Lite Podcast
    Thundersleep - Law Lite - Episode 303

    Law Lite Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2025 34:59


    Travis returns to the main mic to get in the zone. What zone? The "rezone" where he discusses an important zoning presentation he has to give & he's not even close to being finished with it. Tensions rise as expections hit an all time low. Great Law. Less Legal. Law Done Lite!

    Daily Dad Jokes
    [No Laughter Version] Cow Appreciation Day! Terri-bull dad jokes! 11 July 2025

    Daily Dad Jokes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2025 8:54


    Daily Dad Jokes (11 July 2025) The official Daily Dad Jokes Podcast electronic button now available on Amazon. The perfect gift for dad! Click here here to view! Email Newsletter: Looking for more dad joke humor to share? Then subscribe to our new weekly email newsletter. It's our weekly round-up of the best dad jokes, memes, and humor for you to enjoy. Spread the laughs, and groans, and sign up today! Click here to subscribe! Listen to the Daily Dad Jokes podcast here: https://dailydadjokespodcast.com/ or search "Daily Dad Jokes" in your podcast app. Interested in Business and Finance news? Then listen to our sister show: The Daily Business and Finance Show. Check out the website here or search "Daily Business and Finance Show" in your podcast app. Jokes sourced and curated from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: ArchipelagoMind, -taco-rice-, superflyguy87, SoVeryKerry, arkangel1138, kitkatty0309, windowlicker1234, Battle_Claiborne, BigOldBee, hacksawjim89, YourOverLordisME, Archimedes_Warhammer, Peachbuddha, Deerkiller14, Masselein, Jester57, treefellow64, GoatsButters, kaidevis, houndoom92, Masselein, , VirulentAura, fakeaccountlegitme, ixamnis, OccamsBeard, SmellyRapscallion, MadAdam88, tryingtolearn_1234, rszim94, Leading_General_4821, salpal271, GhostofTinky, _-Ruin-_, exterminator06, T33NW01F, alanmitch34, Giantsgiants, MadAdam88, Franko-the-tanko13, JCokeDaKilla, chuckyocouch_, Slater22, thegreatdecay12 Subscribe to this podcast via: iHeartMedia Spotify iTunes Google Podcasts YouTube Channel Social media: Instagram Facebook Twitter TikTok Discord Interested in advertising or sponsoring our show? Contact us at mediasales@klassicstudios.com Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Daily Dad Jokes
    Cow Appreciation Day! Terri-bull dad jokes! 11 July 2025

    Daily Dad Jokes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2025 10:43


    Daily Dad Jokes (11 July 2025) The official Daily Dad Jokes Podcast electronic button now available on Amazon. The perfect gift for dad! Click here here to view! Email Newsletter: Looking for more dad joke humor to share? Then subscribe to our new weekly email newsletter. It's our weekly round-up of the best dad jokes, memes, and humor for you to enjoy. Spread the laughs, and groans, and sign up today! Click here to subscribe! Listen to the Daily Dad Jokes podcast here: https://dailydadjokespodcast.com/ or search "Daily Dad Jokes" in your podcast app. Interested in Business and Finance news? Then listen to our sister show: The Daily Business and Finance Show. Check out the website here or search "Daily Business and Finance Show" in your podcast app. Jokes sourced and curated from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: ArchipelagoMind, -taco-rice-, superflyguy87, SoVeryKerry, arkangel1138, kitkatty0309, windowlicker1234, Battle_Claiborne, BigOldBee, hacksawjim89, YourOverLordisME, Archimedes_Warhammer, Peachbuddha, Deerkiller14, Masselein, Jester57, treefellow64, GoatsButters, kaidevis, houndoom92, Masselein, , VirulentAura, fakeaccountlegitme, ixamnis, OccamsBeard, SmellyRapscallion, MadAdam88, tryingtolearn_1234, rszim94, Leading_General_4821, salpal271, GhostofTinky, _-Ruin-_, exterminator06, T33NW01F, alanmitch34, Giantsgiants, MadAdam88, Franko-the-tanko13, JCokeDaKilla, chuckyocouch_, Slater22, thegreatdecay12 Subscribe to this podcast via: iHeartMedia Spotify iTunes Google Podcasts YouTube Channel Social media: Instagram Facebook Twitter TikTok Discord Interested in advertising or sponsoring our show? Contact us at mediasales@klassicstudios.com Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Second Date Update Podcasts
    7 10 25 Laura Lee & Gavin - Conspiracy Theories or Jokes?

    Second Date Update Podcasts

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2025 6:45


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    Within Brim's Skin
    WBS: Sunburn is a Real B!tch #317 7-10-2025

    Within Brim's Skin

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2025 40:42


    WBS: Sunburn is a Real B!tch #317 -- The gang is at it again. Brimstone is joined by his wing-man Alex DaPonte, and Brim's wife Danielle as they chat about Danielle's really bad sunburn, so bad that she is literally sitting on a slab of ice, Titanic jokes are made and they move on. They discuss the Nostalgia Fest coming up in Mineola, the Celebrity Softball game on Long Island that Brim will be playing in, and Sarah Hartshorne's (America's Next Top Model) new book. They discuss the incredible dinner at Tony's Di Napoli in Times Square, LabuBrim and its new custom hoodie, and they discuss Meg getting eaten by sand fleas. They also chat about inappropriate factoids, the new Dexter, and we watch (you listen) to Alex run through studio and almost smash his face into the studio table. Brim explains what gets Within Brim's Skin.

    Aaron Scene's After Party
    STAGE ONE WITH VOO feat. @tatu_voo26

    Aaron Scene's After Party

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2025 63:43


    The new Rumps & Bumps jersey just dropped! Check out afterpartyinc.com. Its a special Independence Day episode featuring our girl VOO. She tells us all about how she got started dancing in the Sun City, some wild club stories and we talk about good and bad times at the infamous Jaguars Gentleman's Club. Plus she tells us what she's up to nowadays including her brand new single life. Follow us on social media @AaronScenesAfterParty.

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    Ready Set Blow Podcast with Randy Valerio and Chase Abel
    Ep. 457 Jeff Zenisek - What's Really Going on with Immigration?

    Ready Set Blow Podcast with Randy Valerio and Chase Abel

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2025 78:24


    Podcast-favorite Jeff Zenisek is back! The two goons open the show talking about fun t-shirt ideas. Randy asks Jeff more about his time working at Hollywood Video back in the day. The fellas move on talking about gaming and how video games are supposed to be an escape from reality, not a mirror of it. Jeff talks about how stupid writing Yelp reviews and his hatred of anything “artisanal”, especially ice-cream. Randy checks in and sees if Jeff is up on the current political news. Switching gears, Randy decides to ask Jeff some of the basic questions on the US citizenship test. Jeff talks about his hatred of fireworks. The boys close with the news - Drinking dark liquor increases the chance of having a one-night stand you won't remember, and women with daddy issues are more sexually active.    Outro: “Funk Doctor” by Gee Dubs   Social Media:  Instagram: @randyvalerio @readysetblowpodcast Twitter: @randytvalerio @readysetblowpodcast TikTok: @randyvaleriocomedy @readysetblowpod YouTube:   @randyvaleriocomedy   @readysetblowpodcast    #comedypodcast #comedy #podcast #news #advice #standup #standupcomedy #comedian #jokes #politics #relationships #dating #drinkingbuddies #daddyissues #fireworks #hollywoodvideo #vhs #dvd #gaming #videogames #gta #gta5 #gta6 #icecream #politicalnews #bbb #immigration #ice #latinas #citizenship #datingadvice

    WTAW - Infomaniacs
    The Infomaniacs: July 10, 2025 (7:00am)

    WTAW - Infomaniacs

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2025 39:16


    Baseball umpires. Keep your shower simple. Keep your return. Unwanted packages. Unilever working with influencers. This date in history. Drinking glasses. Jokes with Sean.

    Daily Dad Jokes
    [No Laughter Version] Did you hear Madonna's new single about an atheist dog? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

    Daily Dad Jokes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2025 6:22


    Daily Dad Jokes (10 Jul 2025) The official Daily Dad Jokes Podcast electronic button now available on Amazon. The perfect gift for dad! Click here here to view! Email Newsletter: Looking for more dad joke humor to share? Then subscribe to our new weekly email newsletter. It's our weekly round-up of the best dad jokes, memes, and humor for you to enjoy. Spread the laughs, and groans, and sign up today! Click here to subscribe! Listen to the Daily Dad Jokes podcast here: https://dailydadjokespodcast.com/ or search "Daily Dad Jokes" in your podcast app. Interested in Business and Finance news? Then listen to our sister show: The Daily Business and Finance Show. Check out the website here or search "Daily Business and Finance Show" in your podcast app. Jokes sourced and curated from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: x_R_x, Artisticspawm, Longjumping_Glass157, kabalabonga, DrCholera1, Italiankeyboard, ndaba1, leonxsnow, drsfmd, Strange_An0maly, jthsbay, TheTrueMidJit, Thedumbicecreameater, , YonksBox, monkeyofthefunk, Keenan_Concierge, Joel_Boyens, SillyTheGamersDad, Novolume101 Subscribe to this podcast via: iHeartMedia Spotify iTunes Google Podcasts YouTube Channel Social media: Instagram Facebook Twitter TikTok Discord Interested in advertising or sponsoring our show? Contact us at mediasales@klassicstudios.com Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Daily Dad Jokes
    Did you hear Madonna's new single about an atheist dog? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

    Daily Dad Jokes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2025 6:53


    Daily Dad Jokes (10 Jul 2025) The official Daily Dad Jokes Podcast electronic button now available on Amazon. The perfect gift for dad! Click here here to view! Email Newsletter: Looking for more dad joke humor to share? Then subscribe to our new weekly email newsletter. It's our weekly round-up of the best dad jokes, memes, and humor for you to enjoy. Spread the laughs, and groans, and sign up today! Click here to subscribe! Listen to the Daily Dad Jokes podcast here: https://dailydadjokespodcast.com/ or search "Daily Dad Jokes" in your podcast app. Interested in Business and Finance news? Then listen to our sister show: The Daily Business and Finance Show. Check out the website here or search "Daily Business and Finance Show" in your podcast app. Jokes sourced and curated from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: x_R_x, Artisticspawm, Longjumping_Glass157, kabalabonga, DrCholera1, Italiankeyboard, ndaba1, leonxsnow, drsfmd, Strange_An0maly, jthsbay, TheTrueMidJit, Thedumbicecreameater, , YonksBox, monkeyofthefunk, Keenan_Concierge, Joel_Boyens, SillyTheGamersDad, Novolume101 Subscribe to this podcast via: iHeartMedia Spotify iTunes Google Podcasts YouTube Channel Social media: Instagram Facebook Twitter TikTok Discord Interested in advertising or sponsoring our show? Contact us at mediasales@klassicstudios.com Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Daily Dad Jokes
    A duck wearing a tuxedo walked into a bar and ordered a martini – shaken, not stirred. The bartender asked his name. The duck answered, (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

    Daily Dad Jokes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2025 6:45


    Daily Dad Jokes (10 Jul 2025) The official Daily Dad Jokes Podcast electronic button now available on Amazon. The perfect gift for dad! Click here here to view! Email Newsletter: Looking for more dad joke humor to share? Then subscribe to our new weekly email newsletter. It's our weekly round-up of the best dad jokes, memes, and humor for you to enjoy. Spread the laughs, and groans, and sign up today! Click here to subscribe! Listen to the Daily Dad Jokes podcast here: https://dailydadjokespodcast.com/ or search "Daily Dad Jokes" in your podcast app. Interested in Business and Finance news? Then listen to our sister show: The Daily Business and Finance Show. Check out the website here or search "Daily Business and Finance Show" in your podcast app. Jokes sourced and curated from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: RatedXLNT, Traditional_Amount83, monkeyofthefunk, Empty-Definition4799, Seeyalaterelevator, sgtjenno, Dashover, Impossible-Orange607, Healthy_Ladder_6198, WhenButterfliesCry, WhenButterfliesCry, Endophislam, don2779, , Peachbaskethole, mrl33602, thunder2132, TheQuietKid22, OleBoy17, in_kent, Left-Distribution-13 Subscribe to this podcast via: iHeartMedia Spotify iTunes Google Podcasts YouTube Channel Social media: Instagram Facebook Twitter TikTok Discord Interested in advertising or sponsoring our show? Contact us at mediasales@klassicstudios.com Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Daily Dad Jokes
    [No Laughter Version] A duck wearing a tuxedo walked into a bar and ordered a martini – shaken, not stirred. The bartender asked his name. The duck answered, (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

    Daily Dad Jokes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2025 6:24


    Daily Dad Jokes (10 Jul 2025) The official Daily Dad Jokes Podcast electronic button now available on Amazon. The perfect gift for dad! Click here here to view! Email Newsletter: Looking for more dad joke humor to share? Then subscribe to our new weekly email newsletter. It's our weekly round-up of the best dad jokes, memes, and humor for you to enjoy. Spread the laughs, and groans, and sign up today! Click here to subscribe! Listen to the Daily Dad Jokes podcast here: https://dailydadjokespodcast.com/ or search "Daily Dad Jokes" in your podcast app. Interested in Business and Finance news? Then listen to our sister show: The Daily Business and Finance Show. Check out the website here or search "Daily Business and Finance Show" in your podcast app. Jokes sourced and curated from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: RatedXLNT, Traditional_Amount83, monkeyofthefunk, Empty-Definition4799, Seeyalaterelevator, sgtjenno, Dashover, Impossible-Orange607, Healthy_Ladder_6198, WhenButterfliesCry, WhenButterfliesCry, Endophislam, don2779, , Peachbaskethole, mrl33602, thunder2132, TheQuietKid22, OleBoy17, in_kent, Left-Distribution-13 Subscribe to this podcast via: iHeartMedia Spotify iTunes Google Podcasts YouTube Channel Social media: Instagram Facebook Twitter TikTok Discord Interested in advertising or sponsoring our show? Contact us at mediasales@klassicstudios.com Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    The Last Laugh
    ‘Late Night' Writer Jenny Hagel: ‘Jokes Seth Can't Tell' and ‘Day Drinking'

    The Last Laugh

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2025 50:33


    ‘Late Night with Seth Meyers' writer Jenny Hagel has spent the entirety of Donald Trump's political career writing and telling jokes that ride a precarious line between funny and offensive. But the difference between Hagel and Trump's anti-woke comic crowd is that she only ever targets her own demographic. In this episode, Hagel breaks down her and Amber Ruffin's long-running “Jokes Seth Can't Tell” segment, including how they got Hillary Clinton to join in after losing the 2016 election and why they are able to get away with outrageous punchlines that could get people with the wrong intentions canceled. She also discusses how ‘Late Night' has changed during the second Trump term, reveals some secrets behind Seth Meyers' popular “Day Drinking” bit, shares her reaction to NBC's decision to kill ‘The Amber Ruffin Show,' and teases her live comedy show ‘Jenny Hagel Gives Advice' in which she bolds tells audience members how to live their lives. Get tickets to see ‘Jenny Hagel Gives Advice' liveFollow Jenny Hagel on Instagram @jennyhagelFollow Matt Wilstein on Bluesky @mattwilsteinFollow The Last Laugh on Instagram @lastlaughpodHighlights from this episode and others at The Daily Beast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Several Questions
    Hackey Sack

    Several Questions

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2025 23:50


    What is a type of content the algorithm thinks you like but you do not? What is a sport or game that isn't a rec sport but should be? Why isn't there a third question? Come to Gamma Ray Bar, Monday July 21 at 7:00 for a live taping of The Last Show On Earth! And Several Questions! Love, Dad

    Horror Daddies Podcast
    Jurassic World Rebirth (2025)

    Horror Daddies Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2025 86:40


    GET YOUR MERCH:https://horrordaddies.creator-spring.com/Follow us @HorrorDaddies on:TWITTER - https://twitter.com/HorrorDaddiesINSTAGRAM - https://www.instagram.com/horrordaddies/FACEBOOK - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1411752315688051TIKTOK - https://www.tiktok.com/@horrordaddiesJon's Art page - https://serialartist.company.site/Carlos' Twitter - https://twitter.com/CarlosWarlock_Business ONLY Email: horrordaddies@gmail.com

    Daily Dad Jokes
    What would you get if Mel Brooks were granted a coat of arms? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

    Daily Dad Jokes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2025 6:42


    Daily Dad Jokes (08 Jul 2025) The official Daily Dad Jokes Podcast electronic button now available on Amazon. The perfect gift for dad! Click here here to view! Email Newsletter: Looking for more dad joke humor to share? Then subscribe to our new weekly email newsletter. It's our weekly round-up of the best dad jokes, memes, and humor for you to enjoy. Spread the laughs, and groans, and sign up today! Click here to subscribe! Listen to the Daily Dad Jokes podcast here: https://dailydadjokespodcast.com/ or search "Daily Dad Jokes" in your podcast app. Interested in Business and Finance news? Then listen to our sister show: The Daily Business and Finance Show. Check out the website here or search "Daily Business and Finance Show" in your podcast app. Jokes sourced and curated from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: No-Cell-8828, NoNotThatMichael, Rossum81, CorndogConspiracy237, berkleysquare, Artsy_traveller_82, SonOfWestminster, distillenger, berkleysquare, MoonDustAllergy, mrl33602, Master0fAllTrade, Rambler_Rambling, , Man-e-questions, mrl33602, DJK1963, Healthy_Ladder_6198, Make_the_music_stop, d13_Slinky Subscribe to this podcast via: iHeartMedia Spotify iTunes Google Podcasts YouTube Channel Social media: Instagram Facebook Twitter TikTok Discord Interested in advertising or sponsoring our show? Contact us at mediasales@klassicstudios.com Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Daily Dad Jokes
    [No Laughter Version] National Video Game Day! 08 July 2025

    Daily Dad Jokes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2025 11:38


    Daily Dad Jokes (08 July 2025) The official Daily Dad Jokes Podcast electronic button now available on Amazon. The perfect gift for dad! Click here here to view! Email Newsletter: Looking for more dad joke humor to share? Then subscribe to our new weekly email newsletter. It's our weekly round-up of the best dad jokes, memes, and humor for you to enjoy. Spread the laughs, and groans, and sign up today! Click here to subscribe! Listen to the Daily Dad Jokes podcast here: https://dailydadjokespodcast.com/ or search "Daily Dad Jokes" in your podcast app. Interested in Business and Finance news? Then listen to our sister show: The Daily Business and Finance Show. Check out the website here or search "Daily Business and Finance Show" in your podcast app. Jokes sourced and curated from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: FinalCaveat, ii_akinae_ii, KlutzyDistribution75, BionicBirb, prismcomputing, mal221, houndoom92, YuriMastermind, Quint_Cordewener, Bonanza86, MaCk_Pinto, xichael, Lorelei178, Jaynecobb1374, ryan_leblanc, jmcarlos27, Ridley_Himself, khanglikestowin, lovelifeandtpose, Metalprof, nobodysgirl333, ilikesidehugs, sr3ya, Foreverxtrue24, Delivery-Plus, incredibleinkpen, it_burns_69, GrabApprehensive, UninformedSmark, MattVsTheAtlantic, , sodomicity, Hankosha, thebigshow99, belfman, stalwartwalnut, bigolhawg, quakesand, DinglebarryHandpump, Garrod_Ran, prlugo4162, swanton141, phyx8, fabulousump, Man-e-questions, TheGreyLucario, ewormPL, Ambitious_End5038, Coz-Man, Cat_Go_Skeeeeee, thatguykeith, belfman, evilhomers, King_Sparky_, Yeomanroach, deafened, Godzilla_KOM, ilikesidehugs, Homer_Simpson2, dickcheney600, druebird86, RowanFoxfire, RippleDotPenguin Subscribe to this podcast via: iHeartMedia Spotify iTunes Google Podcasts YouTube Channel Social media: Instagram Facebook Twitter TikTok Discord Interested in advertising or sponsoring our show? Contact us at mediasales@klassicstudios.com Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Daily Dad Jokes
    National Video Game Day! 08 July 2025

    Daily Dad Jokes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2025 15:16


    Daily Dad Jokes (08 July 2025) The official Daily Dad Jokes Podcast electronic button now available on Amazon. The perfect gift for dad! Click here here to view! Email Newsletter: Looking for more dad joke humor to share? Then subscribe to our new weekly email newsletter. It's our weekly round-up of the best dad jokes, memes, and humor for you to enjoy. Spread the laughs, and groans, and sign up today! Click here to subscribe! Listen to the Daily Dad Jokes podcast here: https://dailydadjokespodcast.com/ or search "Daily Dad Jokes" in your podcast app. Interested in Business and Finance news? Then listen to our sister show: The Daily Business and Finance Show. Check out the website here or search "Daily Business and Finance Show" in your podcast app. Jokes sourced and curated from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: FinalCaveat, ii_akinae_ii, KlutzyDistribution75, BionicBirb, prismcomputing, mal221, houndoom92, YuriMastermind, Quint_Cordewener, Bonanza86, MaCk_Pinto, xichael, Lorelei178, Jaynecobb1374, ryan_leblanc, jmcarlos27, Ridley_Himself, khanglikestowin, lovelifeandtpose, Metalprof, nobodysgirl333, ilikesidehugs, sr3ya, Foreverxtrue24, Delivery-Plus, incredibleinkpen, it_burns_69, GrabApprehensive, UninformedSmark, MattVsTheAtlantic, , sodomicity, Hankosha, thebigshow99, belfman, stalwartwalnut, bigolhawg, quakesand, DinglebarryHandpump, Garrod_Ran, prlugo4162, swanton141, phyx8, fabulousump, Man-e-questions, TheGreyLucario, ewormPL, Ambitious_End5038, Coz-Man, Cat_Go_Skeeeeee, thatguykeith, belfman, evilhomers, King_Sparky_, Yeomanroach, deafened, Godzilla_KOM, ilikesidehugs, Homer_Simpson2, dickcheney600, druebird86, RowanFoxfire, RippleDotPenguin Subscribe to this podcast via: iHeartMedia Spotify iTunes Google Podcasts YouTube Channel Social media: Instagram Facebook Twitter TikTok Discord Interested in advertising or sponsoring our show? Contact us at mediasales@klassicstudios.com Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Daily Dad Jokes
    [No Laughter Version] What would you get if Mel Brooks were granted a coat of arms? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

    Daily Dad Jokes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2025 6:08


    Daily Dad Jokes (08 Jul 2025) The official Daily Dad Jokes Podcast electronic button now available on Amazon. The perfect gift for dad! Click here here to view! Email Newsletter: Looking for more dad joke humor to share? Then subscribe to our new weekly email newsletter. It's our weekly round-up of the best dad jokes, memes, and humor for you to enjoy. Spread the laughs, and groans, and sign up today! Click here to subscribe! Listen to the Daily Dad Jokes podcast here: https://dailydadjokespodcast.com/ or search "Daily Dad Jokes" in your podcast app. Interested in Business and Finance news? Then listen to our sister show: The Daily Business and Finance Show. Check out the website here or search "Daily Business and Finance Show" in your podcast app. Jokes sourced and curated from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: No-Cell-8828, NoNotThatMichael, Rossum81, CorndogConspiracy237, berkleysquare, Artsy_traveller_82, SonOfWestminster, distillenger, berkleysquare, MoonDustAllergy, mrl33602, Master0fAllTrade, Rambler_Rambling, , Man-e-questions, mrl33602, DJK1963, Healthy_Ladder_6198, Make_the_music_stop, d13_Slinky Subscribe to this podcast via: iHeartMedia Spotify iTunes Google Podcasts YouTube Channel Social media: Instagram Facebook Twitter TikTok Discord Interested in advertising or sponsoring our show? Contact us at mediasales@klassicstudios.com Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    More Than Money
    Episode 380 | Road Trip! Bible Budget Showdown

    More Than Money

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2025 32:27


    It's time to test your Bible knowledge! This episode is perfect for your summer road trip—packed with trivia, dad jokes, and fun money questions. Buckle up and enjoy the ride!Resources:8 Money MilestonesMy Church Staff: StewardshipAsk a Money Question!

    Taskmaster: The People's Podcast
    Dinners With My Dad - Series 19 Finale

    Taskmaster: The People's Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2025 54:19


    What a series! Jack and Jenny debrief on the final episode of Series 19, including debates about seeing your dad for dinner, a fun fact about Rosie Ramsey and stadiums, and a debate about power poses vs aspirational poses. They also give their initial reactions to the newly announced series 20 lineup. Next week Jack will give his big stats debrief and we'll hear from listeners about some of their favourite moments. There's still time to add in your two cents: fans@taskmaster.tvDownload the new Taskmaster App for all kinds of extended fun, including the Taskmaster Fantasy League. Visit jennyeclair.com to buy Jenny's memoir Jokes, Jokes, Jokes.Watch all of Taskmaster on All 4 www.channel4.com/programmes/taskmasterVisit the Taskmaster Store for all your TM goodies!taskmasterstore.comCatch up with old episodes from anywhere in the worldtaskmastersupermaxplus.vhx.tvVisit the Taskmaster YouTube Channelyoutube.com/taskmaster

    Daily Dad Jokes
    [No Laughter Version] Why is Christian Renaldo's house always clean. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

    Daily Dad Jokes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2025 6:12


    Daily Dad Jokes (07 Jul 2025) The official Daily Dad Jokes Podcast electronic button now available on Amazon. The perfect gift for dad! Click here here to view! Email Newsletter: Looking for more dad joke humor to share? Then subscribe to our new weekly email newsletter. It's our weekly round-up of the best dad jokes, memes, and humor for you to enjoy. Spread the laughs, and groans, and sign up today! Click here to subscribe! Listen to the Daily Dad Jokes podcast here: https://dailydadjokespodcast.com/ or search "Daily Dad Jokes" in your podcast app. Interested in Business and Finance news? Then listen to our sister show: The Daily Business and Finance Show. Check out the website here or search "Daily Business and Finance Show" in your podcast app. Jokes sourced and curated from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: Aggravating_Dot_5217, killingjoke96, BreakApprehensive489, Super_Rando_Man, Revolutionary-Doge, alanmitch34, Lopsided_Drag_8125, Sir_Pluses, Slowloris81, Longjumping_Glass157, dauerad, Sir_Pluses, DILF7887, , ilikesidehugs, donttakethechip, NewSomethingUnlocked, Left-Distribution-13, don2779 Subscribe to this podcast via: iHeartMedia Spotify iTunes Google Podcasts YouTube Channel Social media: Instagram Facebook Twitter TikTok Discord Interested in advertising or sponsoring our show? Contact us at mediasales@klassicstudios.com Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Daily Dad Jokes
    Why is Christian Renaldo's house always clean. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

    Daily Dad Jokes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2025 6:35


    Daily Dad Jokes (07 Jul 2025) The official Daily Dad Jokes Podcast electronic button now available on Amazon. The perfect gift for dad! Click here here to view! Email Newsletter: Looking for more dad joke humor to share? Then subscribe to our new weekly email newsletter. It's our weekly round-up of the best dad jokes, memes, and humor for you to enjoy. Spread the laughs, and groans, and sign up today! Click here to subscribe! Listen to the Daily Dad Jokes podcast here: https://dailydadjokespodcast.com/ or search "Daily Dad Jokes" in your podcast app. Interested in Business and Finance news? Then listen to our sister show: The Daily Business and Finance Show. Check out the website here or search "Daily Business and Finance Show" in your podcast app. Jokes sourced and curated from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: Aggravating_Dot_5217, killingjoke96, BreakApprehensive489, Super_Rando_Man, Revolutionary-Doge, alanmitch34, Lopsided_Drag_8125, Sir_Pluses, Slowloris81, Longjumping_Glass157, dauerad, Sir_Pluses, DILF7887, , ilikesidehugs, donttakethechip, NewSomethingUnlocked, Left-Distribution-13, don2779 Subscribe to this podcast via: iHeartMedia Spotify iTunes Google Podcasts YouTube Channel Social media: Instagram Facebook Twitter TikTok Discord Interested in advertising or sponsoring our show? Contact us at mediasales@klassicstudios.com Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Daily Dad Jokes
    World Chocolate Day! Chocolatey dad jokes! 07 July 2025

    Daily Dad Jokes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2025 8:00


    Daily Dad Jokes (07 July 2025) The official Daily Dad Jokes Podcast electronic button now available on Amazon. The perfect gift for dad! Click here here to view! Email Newsletter: Looking for more dad joke humor to share? Then subscribe to our new weekly email newsletter. It's our weekly round-up of the best dad jokes, memes, and humor for you to enjoy. Spread the laughs, and groans, and sign up today! Click here to subscribe! Listen to the Daily Dad Jokes podcast here: https://dailydadjokespodcast.com/ or search "Daily Dad Jokes" in your podcast app. Interested in Business and Finance news? Then listen to our sister show: The Daily Business and Finance Show. Check out the website here or search "Daily Business and Finance Show" in your podcast app. Jokes sourced and curated from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: Oh_My_Monster, Smooman21, MrSteveA, I_SHIT_A_BRICK, vysken, ZeusLovesTrains, Yaguajay, DoomRulz, NabrenX, MineralMan105, st_jimmy_02, bandito210, , Jester57, eXX23, Rocknocker, Atlantic14, johnblu5, mfloyd42, hailmaryishere, AmadouShabag, CellPhone235, ilikesidehugs, Xenoraiser, shreddit_man, bridgeheadprod, FurryPotatoFuzzBrick Subscribe to this podcast via: iHeartMedia Spotify iTunes Google Podcasts YouTube Channel Social media: Instagram Facebook Twitter TikTok Discord Interested in advertising or sponsoring our show? Contact us at mediasales@klassicstudios.com Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Daily Dad Jokes
    [No Laughter Version] World Chocolate Day! Chocolatey dad jokes! 07 July 2025

    Daily Dad Jokes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2025 6:57


    Daily Dad Jokes (07 July 2025) The official Daily Dad Jokes Podcast electronic button now available on Amazon. The perfect gift for dad! Click here here to view! Email Newsletter: Looking for more dad joke humor to share? Then subscribe to our new weekly email newsletter. It's our weekly round-up of the best dad jokes, memes, and humor for you to enjoy. Spread the laughs, and groans, and sign up today! Click here to subscribe! Listen to the Daily Dad Jokes podcast here: https://dailydadjokespodcast.com/ or search "Daily Dad Jokes" in your podcast app. Interested in Business and Finance news? Then listen to our sister show: The Daily Business and Finance Show. Check out the website here or search "Daily Business and Finance Show" in your podcast app. Jokes sourced and curated from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: Oh_My_Monster, Smooman21, MrSteveA, I_SHIT_A_BRICK, vysken, ZeusLovesTrains, Yaguajay, DoomRulz, NabrenX, MineralMan105, st_jimmy_02, bandito210, , Jester57, eXX23, Rocknocker, Atlantic14, johnblu5, mfloyd42, hailmaryishere, AmadouShabag, CellPhone235, ilikesidehugs, Xenoraiser, shreddit_man, bridgeheadprod, FurryPotatoFuzzBrick Subscribe to this podcast via: iHeartMedia Spotify iTunes Google Podcasts YouTube Channel Social media: Instagram Facebook Twitter TikTok Discord Interested in advertising or sponsoring our show? Contact us at mediasales@klassicstudios.com Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Netflix Is A Daily Joke
    Heather McMahan: A Joke About Vagina Jokes

    Netflix Is A Daily Joke

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2025 1:37


    Heather McMahan jokes about vagina jokes in her Netflix special, "Son I Never Had".

    Cash Daddies With Sam Tripoli, Howie Dewey and Chris Neff
    Doomscrollin #024: Paragliding Freaks, Pythagoras' Cult, Paid Protesters & the Black Eye Club

    Cash Daddies With Sam Tripoli, Howie Dewey and Chris Neff

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2025 95:15


      00:00 – 15:00: Opening & July 4th Kickoff Sam and Mike introduce the refreshed "Wheel of Doom" and fan-suggested upgrades. Banter about improving production and viewer engagement. Light patriotic humor kicks off Fourth of July discussion, blending satire and celebration. 15:00 – 30:00: Corporate Ironies & Protester Musings Analysis of Alyssa Heinerschneid's new role post-Bud Light controversy. Discussion of irony in corporate decisions and global politics. Nate Freeman's claim about paid protesters sparks comedic speculation. Sarcasm-filled jokes likening protesters to actors and influencers. 30:00 – 45:00: Independence Day Skits & Extreme Stunt Reactions Comedic sketch featuring confused British Redcoats vs. guerrillas. Commentary on American independence through absurd reenactment. Reaction to a woman sketchily dangling from a paraglider. Jokes about thrill-chasing and OnlyFans allusions, layering humor over danger. 45:00 – 60:00: Hollywood Conspiracies & Grim History Brief detour into the “black eye club” of Hollywood and its conspiracies. Sam and Mike riff on harsh Russian czar-era tales and occult pop culture obsessions. Reflection on how entertainment mythology intersects with macabre history. 60:00 – 75:00: Pythagoras: The Cultish Mathematician Surprising deep dive into Pythagoras's cult-like following and mystical beliefs. Discussion of his bean-avoidance and other eccentric rituals. Commentary on how even revered historical figures had bizarre, cultish elements. 75:00 – 90:00: Transhumanism, Immortality Debates, & Existential Banter Reacting to a viral debate on humanity's survival and posthuman trajectories. Discussion touches on transhumanism, body modification, sex changes. Orthodox Christianity's perspective is introduced with comedic counterpoints. Episode wraps with calls-to-action: Sam's upcoming tour & Mike's podcast network. Watch Full Episodes on Sam's channels: - YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@SamTripoli - Rumble: https://rumble.com/c/SamTripoli Sam Tripoli: Tin Foil Hat Podcast Website: SamTripoli.com Twitter: https://x.com/samtripoli Midnight Mike: The OBDM Podcast Website: https://ourbigdumbmouth.com/ Twitter: https://x.com/obdmpod Doom Scrollin' Telegram: https://t.me/+La3v2IUctLlhYWUx