The inane ramblings of a man-child living in solitude.

He's kinda a douche when you think about it

No clue what I even said, I recorded like a week ago

he isn't the bible whale guy in case you're wondering

If you touch them, I WILL punch a hole in my wall.

You wanna hear me talk way too much about Jon Stewart? No? Well, too bad.

Didn't know I was gonna have to drop some knowledge bombs on ya