Join two losers in their never-ending crusade to find the best donut shop, the perfect pencil, to get five Nobel Prizes, create a donut singularity, and find true love. Where are they going with a point, nobody knows (not even the two of them). Luke says, "Ramy's a loser." Ramy says, "See, the key difference between the two of us is intellect and looks, which I handly outclass Luke in both." So give us a call at (100) 123 - 4597, or go to our office at the intersection of Smarty Pants blvd, located on Mars. *Special thanks to Vivian Pham for the spectacular cover art.
America's favorite sensation is coming to you live with a special non-fall edition of the podcast. (We swear this was totally planned and isn't just more fodder that these two idiots don't know what they're doing.) Strap in to hear all the piping hot takes from the Western Hemisphere's two most influential broke college students such as: Luke's empirical algorithm to ascertain when one should engage in argumentative discourse over the social internet (I'm sorry, they made me write that), Ramy tries to validate why it's perfectly okay to lie, and the two of them disclose their- not creepy at all- man-crush on Andrew Garfield. Please leave any questions you have in the comment section below. The LFH would love to answer some of your questions (though in the most dubious way possible). Come one, be a Shannon, not a Donald. *Special thanks to Vivian Pham for the superlative cover art.
Witness the cultural touchstone of the century, the Losers for Hire. In this much anticipated seventh episode of camaraderie and ineptitude: Luke empirically defines what "extreme climate" is, Ramy reveals his one and only dream is to be alone in the woods, and the two of them argue about- get this- semantics! Please leave any questions you have in the comment section below. The LFH would love to answer some of your questions (though in the most dubious way possible). Come one, be a Shannon, not a Donald. *Special thanks to Vivian Pham for the spectacular cover art.
Behold, the sixth episode of the Losers For Hire (whoever thought they would make it this far). In this latest installment of friendship and stupidity: Ramy encourages a- at the time of this recording, a soon to be former- president to "kick the bucket", Luke reveals an age-old saying that he carries with him in all facets of his life, and Ramy discloses his messiah complex. Please leave any questions you have in the comment section below or at thearistasmartcrats@gmail.com. The LFH would love to answer some of your questions (though in the most dubious way possible)... just as long as you're not a Donald. *Special thanks to Vivian Pham for the spectacular cover art.
The rumbling has turned into ranting. WELCOME BACK to the apothesis of friendship and awesomeness. In the long-anticipated reawakening of your two favorite idiots: Luke & Ramy try to (and fail to) explain what the new direction for the pod is, Ramy stalls for a couple of minutes, and Luke reveals the latest Google product. Tell us what you think about this new format, and please leave any questions you have in the comment section below or to thearistasmartcrats@gmail.com (don't expect these two morons to be able to do their job). *Special thanks to Vivian Pham for the spectacular cover art.
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