Lyrical Whacks

Vince and Pip jump back into the new year with aplomb! In depth discussion ensues re. bargain tradespeople's rustic quick-fixes, sentient pleasure machines and discipline/power structures/legal compliance when running a home business. Plus much more! Prove us wrong at lyricalwhacks@gmail.com and see the occasional pic @lyricalwhackspodcast

It's like a regular episode but with more presents, a trimming of tinsel and a dollop of tomato sauce for sweetness and that extra tang! Vince and Pip apply maximum wisdom when speculating about these seasonal delights including discussions about sex slavery, early beat-boxing and the ethics of re-gifting. Prove us wrong at lyricalwhacks@gmail.com and see the occasional pic @lyricalwhackspodcast

You would think that waiting for a little extra time would mean a little higher quality but no, Vince and Pip are back with pretty much the same thing as usual! Covered in this one: weaponized sneezes, the effect of steam on jelly snakes, Grand Design conspiracy theories and more! Prove us wrong at lyricalwhacks@gmail.com and see the occasional pic @lyricalwhackspodcast

Hope you're sitting down for an exciting twist for Lyrical Whacks - Vince and Pip mainly talk about placentas for quite a while! Other topics include a way to eliminate the need to wait for hard rubbish collection, grits and the use of metaphor in song. Prove us wrong at lyricalwhacks@gmail.com and see the occasional pic @lyricalwhackspodcast

Vince returns to Lyrical Whacks' loving arms to help Pip uncover truths regarding vampire erotica, WWII torture techniques and tools required in the preparation of particular deserts. Prove us wrong at lyricalwhacks@gmail.com and see the occasional pic @lyricalwhackspodcast

This episode we meet special guest Tim who sits in Vince's chair as he and Pip delve deep into youth affecting plagues, extreme foot fetishes and modern, alternative family gatherings. Prove us wrong at lyricalwhacks@gmail.com and see the occasional pic @lyricalwhackspodcast

Spooky episode 13 begins like any other, then continues on with roughly the same format as the rest of them, with Vince and Pip discovering dance activation code words, the origin story of that show 'Friends' and just how strange dreams can get. Unlucky for some! Prove us wrong at lyricalwhacks@gmail.com and see the occasional pic @lyricalwhackspodcast

The description is that it's episode 12 of Lyrical Whacks, where Pip and Vince tackle beverage/melanin comparisons, empathise with first time water slide users and introduce a new reason to keep that old trampoline in your backyard. You're going to realise what those things mean when you hear the podcast because that's the way I do these descriptions. Prove us wrong at lyricalwhacks@gmail.com and see the occasional pic @lyricalwhackspodcast

It's episode 11, the 12th episode of Lyrical Whacks, in which Vince and Pip confront early-onset Alzheimer's, raise awareness of dangerously low structural integrity and fantasise about L.A.R.Ping liaisons. Please listen to it. Prove us wrong at lyricalwhacks@gmail.com and see the occasional pic @lyricalwhackspodcast

In this, the 10th instalment of the critically acclaimed* Lyrical Whacks podcast, Pip and Vince discuss the lifespan of butterflies, solutions for flaming pants and a hot new trend in modern music to talk about - nice things. Prove us wrong at lyricalwhacks@gmail.com   *future acclamation (assumed)  

***Bonus Holiday Episode 9.5*** Pip's on holiday this week but rest assured knowing that he and Vince have got your lyrical education taken care of! We've cobbled together (out of mere scraps) some revelations including the opposite of sports, what a weekend away with your worst enemy entails and the details of your lover's sordid past!!! Back with a proper episode in a couple of weeks... Prove us wrong at lyricalwhacks@gmail.com and follow us on Instagram @lyricalwhackspodcast

Become a better you with the wisdom of Vince and Pip in Lyrical Whacks! Avoid the pitfalls of opening a Christmas themed cafe, organise and manage your very own eco-outback swingers' party and learn the answers to questions from strangers about your body parts! All of this and more! Prove us wrong at lyricalwhacks@gmail.com and follow us on Instagram @lyricalwhackspodcast

In this episode be ready for Vince and Pip's professionalism to be taken up a notch as we talk demolition site smoko conversations, retired rock stars bartering for bedding, correct bran to raisin ratios in cereal and of course: champagne. Prove us wrong at lyricalwhacks@gmail.com and follow us on Instagram @lyricalwhackspodcast

Time for another edition of Lyrical Whacks with Vince and Pip, expert detectives of meaning. Are zombies hot or cold blooded? What's the question on every dog's lips? What's Early-Pearly doing? The answers to all of these questions lie within! Prove us wrong at lyricalwhacks@gmail.com and follow us on Instagram @lyricalwhackspodcast

It's Vince and Pip and Lyrical Whacks again. Today we learn that sometimes it what she DOESN'T say, that context is important in job interview questions and that there exists a world where everything is varying shades of a particular colour. Prove us wrong at lyricalwhacks@gmail.com

Vince and Pip continue along on their self-set task: to cure the lyrically ignorant and uncover the poetic secrets of song. They're experts. Discussion includes what to do when you're caught cheating, Spiderman's arachnophilia and what to store in your baggy jeans. Prove us wrong at lyricalwhacks@gmail.com

Pip and Vince are guaranteed to cover exciting content in Lyrical Whacks! Some examples are rental property lease agreements, travel garment planning (incl. what to do when you get it wrong) and street whistling etiquette. Prove us wrong at lyricalwhacks@gmail.com

You better believe Vince and Pip are back at it. Topics of discussion include unusually fast lover replacements, inappropriate reactions to reports of personal backstabbing and weekly lovemaking schedules. Prove us wrong at lyricalwhacks@gmail.com

In this episode Vince and Pip dive deep into issues such as time travel paradoxes, team building exercises and the big one: Life. Prove us wrong at lyricalwhacks@gmail.com

Welcome to Lyrical Whacks!  In this very first episode, Vince and Pip examine a dance floor terrorist, assess a man's profound love of peaches, learn of a great use for hitchhikers, and more! Prove us wrong at lyricalwhacks@gmail.com