Practically Imperfect

Join us as we discuss the craziness that's joined the world known as Tiger King. Or if you're sick of hearing about it, just skip to the second half where we answer listeners' questions, talk about phobias, and diagnose Leanna with her new quarantine disorder. 

Our first episode of 2020!! Wtf.  We are using this time of Self Quarantining and Social Distancing to do a group FaceTime sesh! We had some great questions from you guys that we answered and discussed as well as going over incredibly lame ways to entertain yourself at home as most of us are in this time. We hope this will bring a laugh your way because holy s*#$! we, as a world, need a laugh!!!! Or maybe we just need a quarantine and chill? 

Merry Christmas! We were thrilled to do a Christmas special with a few christmas carols being sung in between us sharing some of our favorite memories and traditions of this magical season. Oh, and please forgive us for inhaling our delicious Chinese food while we recorded. You can't get much done when you're hangry anyway though, right? 

At this point, I'm pretty sure I'd rather not be able to afford groceries because I can barely afford rent than to have roommates EVER AGAIN. And from the sound of our listeners' stories, I think I'm not alone. Should we all just start a commune? Anyone know how to grow Vodka in a garden? 

HAPPY FRICKIN' HALLOWEEN! We have so enjoyed (while having to medicate ourselves to sleep at night) listening to all of the spooky stories that were submitted by our listeners! If your story didn't make it, please know that we are hoping to do another episode about this as there are apparently SO MANY OF YOU who need to get rid of your ouija boards!!!!!!! 

It's that time of year! Time to figure out what the hell you're going to be for halloween in a few weeks and time to tell GHOST STORIES. As promised, we will focus on Rachel's connection to the spirit world on this episode! Everything from her premonitions to actual spirit sightings. Then, we share some stories that we all have experienced on our own. Expect to sleep little or none at all tonight. 

We're gonna try our VERY best to teach you what NOT TO SAY TO PEOPLE ANYMORE. We all have our foot in mouth situations from time to time, but some things should just be a given. But just in case we aren't being clear, if you ever ask Adrian if she's pregnant, just know that Leanna and Rachel will be coming after you with brass knuckles. 

Ever been around all of our hosts at the same time & wondered why we're a bit difficult to follow? As if you're attending a dinner party with a 12 course meal, but all courses are thrown in your face at the same time & nothing makes sense? That's because we were frickin weirdos from childhood on to...well the end of time. We speak each others' language of strange. Today, we discuss the weird things we did or that we believed to be true as kids. Has it improved in our adulthood? No. But we've accepted it. 

It always starts out soooo great. They're hot. They're funny. They're the cute kind of weird. And then.... they're not the cute kind of weird anymore. They're insane. Let Adrian educate you on how to deal with these fools by "wild animal'ing" them. Oh, and then you'll get to hear us admit to the times we've been at least a 5 on the scale of 1-10 cray scale. A little bit of crazy is good for the soul, right? We're telling ourselves that's true. 

Let's face it. We've all done something incredibly stupid stuff for "beauty". We've done those diets (and cheated on all of them). We've purchased those ridiculous face masks. I mean, if you didn't rip half of your facial skin off with the black charcoal mask in the last year, who even ARE YOU? We've saved workouts on pinterest that will mayyyyybe be attempted in actuality. Leanna's pin board for exercise is actually titled "Pins I'll use the least". At the end of the day, let's all just be able to laugh about it and discuss it at Taco Bell on day 3 of your cleanse.   

How could we not do an episode about awkward things that happened at WORK?! Between an actress in Las Angeles, someone in the weirdest medical field ever (Sleep?!) and a DMV employee... the stories could go on and on and ON.  Stick around for a few of our featured listeners' stories as well! And we hope you enjoy our attempt at a last minute Dolly Parton/Rihanna mashup. 

Have you ever looked at pinterest, saw the most beautiful and TOTALLY achievable recipe, been so excited to get started on this new kitchen adventure.... to then 3 hours later have to shake your head and order take-out? Join the club. Today we discussed stories from all different degrees of cooking fails in our past! Followed by confessions of our incredibly strange favorite things to ingest as a child. Get ready. And grab a snack. 

Because obviously, you want to know what we think about dating apps. And then we'll tell you how difficult it is to get a right swipe from Rachel. And then we'll sing a song that Rachel dedicated to a certain celebrity that she tried to swipe right on. 

These are several of the horrid travel stories that were submitted by our listeners that we weren't able to share on our last episode. Let them make you feel better about all of the crappy trips you've ever taken. 

Enjoy our worst experiences from traveling/airport fiascos/hotel disgust.  ALSO, you'll have a chance to check out some of our listeners' stories that were submitted! You guys are champions. And you deserve a free first class ticket for life. Because whoa. 

We thought that with Valentine's Day around the corner, it would only make sense to share (some of) our worst dates ever. So romantic, right?? We also have a few stories that our friends shared with us of their awkward (to say the least) experiences in the dating world. Finish it up with a discussion on the topic almost everyone wonders about... Should you wait for a guy to ask you out on a date or do you just throw it all out there, take the bull by the...horns.. and ask them out first? 

Discussing how we met, how we almost murdered each other, and then our opinions on if a highly desired celebrity is actually hot or not.