Unmotivated Podcast

Owen Cook is the nerdiest pick up artist ever

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This week, red pill pickup artist Casey Zander. Borrowed ideas, no originality, Champion hoodie, you get it all from this week's motivational speaker! 

PART 2 of EPISODE 13! You don't have to listen to PART 1 for continuity!

We are back to Eliot Hulse! Do you think women are good for more than 3 things? Does your wife deny you sex? Do you think feminization of men is not a problem? It's because you are not as much of a man as Eliot Hulse. 

David Goggins sucks, living with him sucks, hanging out with him sucks. He is the master of sucking. He runs past your house at 3:30am just to tell you that he doesn't care what you think about him.

Fox News radio is way better than NPR. Listen and find out why. We have video now. Check out Unmotivated Podcast on Youtube.

This 20 year old entrepreneur is so good at business, he has no trouble spelling entrepreneur. Richard Yu wakes up at 3:30am, not to smoke meth like you would assume, but to do bible study and exercise his right to be better than you in every way.

We go live again! This week we have a special drop in guest and we talk Coach Pain, a former Marine and absolute nutcase! 

Our first LIVE Unmotivated podcast! The Unmotivated duo, Sam and David take on the Hodgetwins. These guys definitely have sex with the same girl, at the same time.

Tune in this episode, to see if the guys fight a giant monster that rose from the ocean

This week the boys chat about Sam's lack of insurance, they try to bring Blockbuster back from the grave, and discuss Steve Rizzo. A former roommate of Drew Carey, but don't let the laughter fool you, Steve Rizzo bills himself as "the World's Funniest Motivational Speaker." Which isn't saying much! 

We will never own property! We are the millennials that your boomer parents think we are! Listen to how jealous we are of a $67 million dollar apartment! Three words that should not go together, million dollar and apartment! Come take the tour with us!

It's too much. Round two with the ol' Hulse-amaniac. Does this podcast have meaning? Should anyone care about this? No. But listen to us anwyas. If we get enough money on Patreon, we will stage a fake motivational speech at a local church or elementary school, or half way house or wherever people are the dumbest.

This week the boys get introduced to Eliot Hulse, a man who would spit in his own mother's face before admitting that women should have the right the vote, enjoys long walks on the beach, and has safehouses where he can scream about breathing into your balls!! Why is it that nobody can talk about motivation without coming off like a complete psychopath? Does the Jewpacabra get too serious on a comedy podcast? Tune in this week to find out.

The Bums finish the legendary Eric Thomas motivational video, "the greatest motivational video ever." They talk about their lives and try to decide who is the most important to the podcast!

This week the guys go after Eric Thomas, an inspirational and motivational speaker from Detroit. Sam tells the Bums a story about an alien guitar teacher and they do a super lame introduction. Are the Fucks white guys, black guys, or  are they the small Chinese women that ride the bus? Tune in this week to find out.