Useless Motivation

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Useless Motivation, hosted by BarneyBarnBarn is a motivational podcast for those who hate being motivated. Our motto is "Life is meaningless. You might as well make the most of it". BarneyBarnBarn will lead you, episode by episode, at roughly 20 minutes each, through his cynical and somewhat warped worldview to a place where you'll accept your deep need to not be motivated. And indeed, you won't be. Once you've reached this plateau, peace, tranquility and an eternal sense of calm will be as out of reach for you as it was when you started. But you'll care less. Thanks Barn!

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    • Dec 12, 2019 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 22m AVG DURATION
    • 7 EPISODES


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    USELESS MOTIVATION EPS 7 "PATIENCE"

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2019 25:38


    Listen to BarneyBarnBarn impatiently discuss patience on the latest installment of Useless Motivation. Special bonus a sneak peak at TWO new tracks from Barney's band "Astro Chicken". Stay useless!!

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    USELESS MOTIVATION EPS 6 "GRATITUDE"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 3, 2019 24:13


    On Episode 6 of "Useless Motivation" BarneyBarnBarn discusses the work of Brené Brown which covers pain, rage & gratitude. He's also shamelessly plugs his band Astro Chicken's new album "National Detective Agency" (which is freakin' awesome!). Enjoy. And stay useless!

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    USELESS MOTIVATION EPS 5 "CONTROL"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2019 23:18


    In today's episode, BarneyBarnBarn tries to control you reactions to his podcast by insisting that no one can control another human being. Prove him wrong!

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    USELESS MOTIVATION EPS 4 "SHUT UP"

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2019 19:17


    On Episode 4 of "Useless Motivation" your host BarneyBarnBarn tries to teach him self to "Shut the F**k Up!" (Spoiler, it doesn't work).

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    USELESS MOTIVATION EPS 3 "FIRE IS THE DEFAULT"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2019 22:37


    Useless Motivation, hosted by BarneyBarnBarn is a motivational podcast for those who hate being motivated. Our motto is "Life is meaningless. You might as well make the most of it". On Episode 3 "Fire Is The Default" Barney reminds you to be thankful for not being on fire.

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    USELESS MOTIVATION EPS 2 "THE DARK HALLWAY"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2019 23:32


    Useless Motivation, hosted by BarneyBarnBarn is a motivational podcast for those who hate being motivated. Our motto is "Life is meaningless. You might as well make the most of it". On Episode 2 reminds us all that life is like being stuck in a dark hallway. But that the end of the tunnel is even darker. Good times!

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    USELESS MOTIVATION EPS 1 "NEGATIVITY BIAS IS RIGHT"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2019 19:55


    Useless Motivation, hosted by BarneyBarnBarn is a motivational podcast for those who hate being motivated. Our motto is "Life is meaningless. You might as well make the most of it". Episode 1 deals with the issue of negativity bias. Guess what? That bias is eventually gonna' be right some day. Deal with it.

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