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From the weird world of Anomaly Flats comes Missouri’s most mandatory morning show, Wake Up, Anomaly Flats! Anyone caught not listening will be strung up between power lines and pelted with feed corn. Join your hosts Squid and Mark as they fill you in on all the news, traffic, weather, and sports from Anomaly Flats...and if you're lucky, you'll get to hear the future report from the oracle down at the roller rink, or maybe the latest evil crop news from Farmer Buchheit! And of course, no episode is complete without a visit to Dr. Lewis Burnish in the Science Corner. He's exploring all the weird and wild phenomena around the Flats, including all the spontaneously combusting trees and the giant stones that arranged themselves into a temple way back in the Lurchwood Forest. *Wake Up, Anomaly Flats is sponsored by Mrs. Roach and the Roach Motel.

Clayton Smith


    • Mar 16, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 17m AVG DURATION
    • 3 EPISODES


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    1.3 - The Shop 'N' Swap

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2020 19:23


    It's a good, old-fashioned Shop 'N' Swap on Wake Up, Anomaly Flats! Join us as we take on a whole mess of callers who have any number of strange items for sale or trade! The phone line is abuzz with calls from the Oracle, Farmer Buchheit, Carl the Cook, and even Chad, the Ancient Evil who lives beneath Aisle 8 at the Walmart! Then, Dr. Lewis Burnish brings a bit of his own past--and future!--into the Science Corner, and everyone is very, very confused! *Wake Up, Anomaly Flats is sponsored by Mrs. Roach and the Roach Motel

    1.2 - The Aberrations

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2020 15:52


    Welcome back to Wake Up, Anomaly Flats! Today, Squid and Mark welcome back the long-dead Anomaly Flats baseball team, the Aberrations! Plus, Squid proves himself to be a liability, and Mark attempts to set himself on fire! Colleen Branch's portal farm has been victimized, and there's something weird going on at the Roach Motel. The hosts introduce a new segment, Cooking With Carl, and then Dr. Lewis Burnish investigates the mysterious stones in the Lurchwood Forest for the Science Corner! *Wake Up, Anomaly Flats is sponsored by Mrs. Roach and the Roach Motel.

    1.1 - The Nailstorm

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2020 17:10


    Welcome to Wake Up, Anomaly Flats! It's Missouri's most mandatory morning show! This week, Squid and Mark talk about the coming nailstorm and the sweet release of death. They get an ominous future update from the Oracle down at the roller rink, and then they're joined by Dr. Lewis Burnish for the Science Corner, where Lewis investigates the glowing green Port-A-Potty behind the Del Taco! *Wake Up, Anomaly Flats is sponsored by Mrs. Roach and the Roach Motel.

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