Where I'm Calling From

In this flaming hot ep, Megan describes the boudoir photos friend of the pod Alison asked her to take of...her (spoiler: there's a hamster involved), Clare chides Megan for not #flatteningthecurve enough, Clare tells Megan about a popular New York Times hashtag stew, and I forget what else! ENJOY. #ILoveMyCurvyFlat

Last we spoke (in a recorded forum[?] 4 months ago), Megan and I (Clare) had no idea what was to come. Now?...Our lives have really not changed very much! Which is good, but...does it make for...good conversation?? You be the judge! "Here come the judge, here come the judge!". But, just so you know, Megan is the only one of us really "bringing the funny" in this one and I just kinda "ask questions". It's hard to be funny when yr scared, I've learned :) ENJOY/ZONE OUT TO THIS!

This episode gets pretty PERSONAL, and by that I mean I (Clare) talk about yeast infections at length, Megan talks about Honey Boy and I (Clare) think she's talking about that OTHER Shia movie that's out right now. What else...cheese, friends, Allen's vasectomy, Megan's tube tying, being tired, and MORE MORE MORE!

In this xxxtremely edited, long-awaited episode, Megan comes to the table with MAJOR updates on her and Clare's respective IMDB StarMeter rankings, they talk about getting hit by cars, emotional support animals, Forever 21's bankruptcy, and who knows what else! (This episode contains fun sound effects to protect the privacy of the people/major corporations the gals talk about...) ...ANY QUESTIONS??? Enjoy...

In this fun lil call, recorded on HASHTAG INTERNATIONAL PODCAST DAY :(, we discuss the following: the Glendale YMCA vs the Koreatown YMCA, references only people who grew up in Central California would understand, Clare rambles on (drunkenly) about healthcare and gives a dangerously incognizant explanation of The Troubles, Megan tolerates it, and MORE more MORE. Enjoy...

Yes, it HAS been a month since we've uploaded one of our ILLUSTRIOUS personal phone calls, but to be fair, I WAS preparing for a wedding/got married and I (Clare) DID keep forgetting about it. In this call, maybe our best thus far, we talk about my then impending wedding, Megan can't stop talking about the mind of the pedophile, Target comes up not once but TWICE, and I cough. Also, this was heavily edited due to the amount of shit we "talked". But wait...there's MORE! Listen to find out...MORE!

In this episode there's a general sense on ENNUI, but we still manage to talk for 40 minutes straight about the following: what we think wrestling is, Love and Mercy memes, noise, Cuco(sp?), Tromp, and, I can't believe I'm saying this, MORE.

In this episode, Megan and Clare talk to each other for a WHILE about comedian Alison "Lil Mama" Stevenson's new headshots, sweatshops, bondage parties, Clare's shopping addiction, Megan's photoshopping skills, and, if you can believe it, MORE. Also, it kinda sounds like shit. Hope you likey!

In this introductory episode of Where I'm Calling From, Megan and Clare talk to each other on the phone for almost an hour about Never Been Kissed (and I mistakenly identify the writer of said movie), Sephora, The Simpsons, dogs, weather, and, of course, MORE.