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I'm Abraham goddamn Lincoln! I died, resurrected myself from the dead, got a crack addiction and now I have a podcast. Listen. Or don't.

Couple of Critics

  • Jun 10, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
  • every other week NEW EPISODES
  • 11m AVG DURATION
  • 25 EPISODES


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24. Hell Corner

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2020 12:41


The first episode of Hell Corner With Herschel J. Pinhead featuring Ted Bundy.

23. Entrepreneurship

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2020 12:19


Abe discusses the healing powers of semen and his multi-faceted business ventures.

22. Mandatory Clip Show

Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2020 11:48


It's a clip show, duh.

21. Dead Fart Fumigation

Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2020 10:42


Just general stupidity.

20. BeaArthurSexSlave.com

Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2020 12:28


Abe is a liar and a constantly masturbates.

19. Guest Host

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2020 11:59


Abe is sick so Herschel J. Pinhead is filling in as host.

18. Abe Listens to Skribbal

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2020 12:47


18. Abe Listens to Skribbal by Couple of Critics

17. Dr. Fill

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2020 13:18


Out-Regis seeks help with Abe from Dr. Phil.

16. Bad-ilante

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2020 13:14


Out-Regis confides in Abraham Lincoln about his troubled childhood.

15. Frank Framing

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2020 11:54


Abe is officially out of jail and discusses the death of a dear friend.

14. Abe is Back!

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2020 13:02


It's been a while but your favorite dead ex-president crackhead is back to be even more of a moron for everyone.

13. Hell Secretary

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2019 13:07


The boys have a special surprise guest this week.

12. Three Questions

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2019 10:21


Abe and Out-Regis want to have a nice, fun, and easy chat with each other using three questions. Well, I don't think that will ever happen on this podcast.

11. Jail Bird

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2019 12:19


Sam is back from jail which means he can upload the episode this time. I don't know why I typed that in third person since this is Sam typing this right now. I don't get how Abe convinces me to put this out in the public. I should really distance myself from such insane, inconsiderate psychos like them. Do I not value myself? Do I not..... wait. This isn't a journal.

10. Sick Daze

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2019 10:18


Everyone in the studio is sick! Of course, everyone is blaming the ex-dead, ex-president.

9. The Halloween Episode

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2019 10:55


Abe and OutRegis are celebrating Halloween with a gift left in the studio!

8. Forced Podcasting

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2019 10:49


After much arguments, OutRegis and Abe are back together. Oh boy....

7. Freddie Prinze

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2019 13:30


Come listen to the ramblings of a dead, crack -addicted Abraham Lincoln! This episode features an insight to the death of Freddie Prinze! How could you not listen?

6. Mind of OutRegis

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2019 12:24


This episode is special to Abe. He lets go of all the ridiculous nonsense and opens up his heart. Please, be kind and open your heart too. https://www.facebook.com/Abraham-Lincoln-Crack-Emporium-Show-100906804643267

5. Avermectin B1

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2019 12:48


Abe has found a replacement co-host! We also learn about Avermectin B1.

4. Counting to Ten

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2019 10:56


You want drama? You can have it, bucko. This episode sees tensions at an all time high! Will the boys ever be the same again? What will the future hold? Who knows. The Abraham Lincoln Crack Emporium Show Facebook Page https://www.facebook.com/Abraham-Lincoln-Crack-Emporium-Show-100906804643267/

3. Strictly Pickles

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2019 10:46


The Abraham Lincoln Crack Emporium Show has a the first ever guest! It's the Patriot of Pickles himself, J.T. Strickles from the Strickles Pickles Company. We find out about DEA troubles, pesticide murder, and alcoholism. Abraham Lincoln Crack Emporium Show Facebook Page https://www.facebook.com/Abraham-Lincoln-Crack-Emporium-Show-100906804643267/

2. Chesty Vulva?

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2019 16:16


The Abraham Lincoln Crack Emporium Show has made it to number 2! In this episode we learn about Abe Lincoln's testicle, Out-Regis Philbin's FBI affiliation, and the boys review Chesty Vulva's album Subjects. Chesty Vulva Bandcamp https://chestyvulva.bandcamp.com/ Abraham Lincoln Crack Emporium Facebook Page https://www.facebook.com/Abraham-Lincoln-Crack-Emporium-Show-100906804643267/

1. The Inaugural Episode

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2019 10:20


The Couple of Critics Podcast presents to you The Abraham Lincoln Crack Emporium Show! In this Inaugural episode Abe explains his existence, Out-Regis Philbin talks about a French orgy, and probably some other stuff.

A Little Taste

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2019 1:23


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