Brian Blessed's Bedtime Stories

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Gordon's Alive! Shy and retiring actor Brian Blessed has got his first ever podcast. Every Wednesday, he'll be soooooothing you to sleep with classic children's stories and fairy tales. Get ready for a 'calming' and completely off-the-rails rendition of some of world's most famous stories.  This podcast is produced by Union JACK radio - the home of Great British Comedy! Fiddle your knob and find Union JACK radio on national DAB digital radio, on the app, on your PC or on that Alexa woman.

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    • Nov 18, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 4m AVG DURATION
    • 24 EPISODES

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    Hansel and Gretel!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2020 5:18


    Hello boys and girls! It's time for another bedtime story from ME! BRIAN BLESSED! This is the story of two sweet little children and a sock-faced old witch... Remember to tap the big 'subscribe' button and leave me a lovely rating and review! Night night, sleep tight and don't let the Brian bite! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Hansel and Gretel!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2020 5:18


    Hello boys and girls! It's time for another bedtime story from ME! BRIAN BLESSED! This is the story of two sweet little children and a sock-faced old witch... Remember to tap the big 'subscribe' button and leave me a lovely rating and review! Night night, sleep tight and don't let the Brian bite! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    The Princess and the Pea!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2020 4:32


    WELL HELLO! It's me! BRIAN BLESSED! And I've got another bedtime story for all the little boys and girls! It's the tale of a sleepless princess, a lonely prince and his rock hard pea... Remember to tap the big 'subscribe' button and leave me a lovely rating and review! Night night, sleep tight and don't let the Brian bite! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    The Princess and the Pea!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2020 4:32


    WELL HELLO! It's me! BRIAN BLESSED! And I've got another bedtime story for all the little boys and girls! It's the tale of a sleepless princess, a lonely prince and his rock hard pea... Remember to tap the big 'subscribe' button and leave me a lovely rating and review! Night night, sleep tight and don't let the Brian bite! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    The Enormous Turnip!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2020 4:32


    Hello boys and girls! It's me! BRIAN BLESSED! It's time for me to read another bedtime story! It's a tale of an old man's struggle to yank his enormous turnip... Remember to tap the big 'subscribe' button and leave me a lovely rating and review! Night night, sleep tight and don't let the Brian bite! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    The Enormous Turnip!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2020 4:32


    Hello boys and girls! It's me! BRIAN BLESSED! It's time for me to read another bedtime story! It's a tale of an old man's struggle to yank his enormous turnip... Remember to tap the big 'subscribe' button and leave me a lovely rating and review! Night night, sleep tight and don't let the Brian bite! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Pinocchio!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2020 4:22


    Gordon's alive! It's me! BRIAN BLESSED! Time for another of my bedtime stories! This is the tale of a lonely old wood carver and a long-nosed real boy... Remember to tap the big 'subscribe' button and leave me a lovely rating and review! Night night, sleep tight and don't let the Brian bite! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Pinocchio!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2020 4:22


    Gordon's alive! It's me! BRIAN BLESSED! Time for another of my bedtime stories! This is the tale of a lonely old wood carver and a long-nosed real boy... Remember to tap the big 'subscribe' button and leave me a lovely rating and review! Night night, sleep tight and don't let the Brian bite! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    The Tortoise and the Hare!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2020 5:32


    Well hello! It's me! BRIAN! And I've got another lovely sooooothing story! Today, it's the tale of a selfie-loving hare and his tortoise-y "friend"...  Remember to tape the big 'subscribe' button and leave me a smashing review! DON'T MAKE ME ASK TWICE!  Night night, sleep tight and don't let the Brian bite!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    The Tortoise and the Hare!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2020 5:32


    Well hello! It's me! BRIAN! And I've got another lovely sooooothing story! Today, it's the tale of a selfie-loving hare and his tortoise-y "friend"...  Remember to tape the big 'subscribe' button and leave me a smashing review! DON'T MAKE ME ASK TWICE!  Night night, sleep tight and don't let the Brian bite!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Little Red Riding Hood!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2020 5:12


    Ahoy there! Time for another sooooothing story from me - BRIAN!  Today, the story of a vegan wolf who loved Duran Duran...  Remember to click the big 'subscribe' button and to leave a lovely review for this podcast! If you don't - I'll head round your house with a baseball bat! AHA!  Night night, sleep tight and don't let the Brian bite!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Little Red Riding Hood!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2020 5:12


    Ahoy there! Time for another sooooothing story from me - BRIAN!  Today, the story of a vegan wolf who loved Duran Duran...  Remember to click the big 'subscribe' button and to leave a lovely review for this podcast! If you don't - I'll head round your house with a baseball bat! AHA!  Night night, sleep tight and don't let the Brian bite!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    The Pied Piper!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2020 6:08


    GORDON'S ALIVE - another week, another bedtime story!  Today, the story of a town full of rats and a Piper who loved Gangnam Style...  Remember to click the big 'subscribe' button and to leave a lovely review for this podcast! Thank you, you gorgeous little pickle!  Night night, sleep tight and don't let the Brian bite!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    The Pied Piper!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2020 6:08


    GORDON'S ALIVE - another week, another bedtime story!  Today, the story of a town full of rats and a Piper who loved Gangnam Style...  Remember to click the big 'subscribe' button and to leave a lovely review for this podcast! Thank you, you gorgeous little pickle!  Night night, sleep tight and don't let the Brian bite!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    The Ugly Duckling!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2020 3:20


    Hello you gorgeous pickles! I'm back for another bedtime story!  Today, the story of an Ugly Duckling who had no friends but desperately wanted to pass their GeeseCSE exams!  Remember to click the big 'subscribe' button and to leave a lovely review for this podcast! Thank you, you gorgeous little pickle!  Night night, sleep tight and don't let the Brian bite!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    The Ugly Duckling!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2020 3:20


    Hello you gorgeous pickles! I'm back for another bedtime story!  Today, the story of an Ugly Duckling who had no friends but desperately wanted to pass their GeeseCSE exams!  Remember to click the big 'subscribe' button and to leave a lovely review for this podcast! Thank you, you gorgeous little pickle!  Night night, sleep tight and don't let the Brian bite!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Goldilocks and the Three Bears!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2020 4:37


    Well, hello hello! Three is the magic number, and it's my third story already! GORDON'S ALIVE! Today, the tale of Goldilocks, who was desperate for a tinkle... I know the feeling!  Remember to click the big 'subscribe' button and to leave a lovely review for this podcast! Thank you, you gorgeous little pickle!  Night night, sleep tight and don't let the Brian bite!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Goldilocks and the Three Bears!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2020 4:37


    Well, hello hello! Three is the magic number, and it's my third story already! GORDON'S ALIVE! Today, the tale of Goldilocks, who was desperate for a tinkle... I know the feeling!  Remember to click the big 'subscribe' button and to leave a lovely review for this podcast! Thank you, you gorgeous little pickle!  Night night, sleep tight and don't let the Brian bite!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Jack and the Beanstalk!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2020 6:12


    Welcome one and all to another episode of my very first podcast - WHATEVER THAT MEANS! Today, the tale of a dim boy called Jack, his very phlegm-y mother and a giant who works part time at Clarks.  Don't forget to tell ALL your friends and family and friends and sometimes family to listen, rate and subscribe! GORDON'S ALIVE!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Jack and the Beanstalk!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2020 6:12


    Welcome one and all to another episode of my very first podcast - WHATEVER THAT MEANS! Today, the tale of a dim boy called Jack, his very phlegm-y mother and a giant who works part time at Clarks.  Don't forget to tell ALL your friends and family and friends and sometimes family to listen, rate and subscribe! GORDON'S ALIVE!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Peter Rabbit!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2020 3:49


    Hello boys and girls, and welcome to my first ever 'podcast' - whatever that is! Today - the tale of Peter Rabbit! A curious little bunny who loved nothing more than playing with Squirrel Nutkins' nuts. Remember to shout LOUD and PROUD about this show - tell your family and friends to listen, to rate, to subscribe!  Godspeed!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Peter Rabbit!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2020 3:49


    Hello boys and girls, and welcome to my first ever 'podcast' - whatever that is! Today - the tale of Peter Rabbit! A curious little bunny who loved nothing more than playing with Squirrel Nutkins' nuts. Remember to shout LOUD and PROUD about this show - tell your family and friends to listen, to rate, to subscribe!  Godspeed!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Brian Blessed's Bedtime Stories - starts Wed 9th Sept!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2020 1:01


    Gordon's Alive! Shy and retiring actor Brian Blessed has got his first ever podcast. Every Wednesday, he'll be soooooothing you to sleep with classic children's stories and fairy tales. Get ready for a 'calming' and completely off-the-rails rendition of some of world's most famous stories.  This podcast is produced by Union JACK radio - the home of Great British Comedy! Fiddle your knob and find Union JACK radio on national DAB digital radio, on the app, on your PC or on that Alexa woman. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Brian Blessed's Bedtime Stories - starts Wed 9th Sept!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2020 1:01


    Gordon's Alive! Shy and retiring actor Brian Blessed has got his first ever podcast. Every Wednesday, he'll be soooooothing you to sleep with classic children's stories and fairy tales. Get ready for a 'calming' and completely off-the-rails rendition of some of world's most famous stories.  This podcast is produced by Union JACK radio - the home of Great British Comedy! Fiddle your knob and find Union JACK radio on national DAB digital radio, on the app, on your PC or on that Alexa woman. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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