Comedy/Storytelling Podcast

Lauren and Tristan Talk about forgotten loves from gushers to music. They talk about 2020 music and Lizzo's body positivity but still having insecurities. KIDS EAT FROM BENTO BOXES!!! Tristan is asked the big question…Do you have a TikTok!!? Tristan's Great Clips Story!! Does Tristan say like too much….yep Scenario Tristan and Lauren wing man each other…Tristan is terrible at it (Recorded pre-COVID19 Outbreak.) This is a re-upload. I(Tristan) took the episode down because as I listened one of the stories a joke within it wasn't actually that funny and actually placated on race. As such it was edited out. For transparency sake I'm adding this message to show that it not only won't happen again but this won't be a platform for senseless humor. I should've stopped my joke and or apologized for the farcical nature that it was by putting words in another persons mouth. I may just be a polished turd but that doesn't mean I can be complete trash. Many people haven't heard the episode with the joke and it won't probably have an impact on anyone but if it did I'm sorry. I will address the joke in the next episode if there is one anytime soon. Hope everyone is staying safe and healthy during the times and taking care of themselves physically as well as mentally. Stay polished! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Lauren and Tristan talk about parenting, people, and getting back into podcasting. Coronavirus by non-educated people and Tristan admits Lauren is right. SPOILER!!! For A Silent Voice the movie Tristan and his issues which aren't that important, but the random other topics are worth the listen! Recorded Pre-Covid19 Outbreak around the world. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This episode Lauren and Tristan discuss 2018 events, at least what they found to be the highlights. From movies to rekindling friendships Lauren and Tristan are ready to leave 2018 behind and begin 2019 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Tristan and Lauren talk about bathroom cleanliness. How gross men are and how girls have couches in bathrooms. Wait do you make a noise when someone knocks on your stall? Email us polishedturdpodcast@gmail.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Lauren and Tristan talk about what makes a man, celebrity crushes and more... Email us polishedturdpodcsast@gmail.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Lauren and Tristan discuss holidays right after thanksgiving. What's your favorite holiday? Can you relate to family arguments? Listen to us ramble about our favorite parts and the weird way Tristan celebrates Christmas. Email us polishedturdpodcast@gmail.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Welcome to us, we are Lauren and Tristan. We are friends, pals, compadres who for some reason think we're funny. Listen, possibly enjoy, and tell us what you want us to talk about. We are Polished Turds Email us polishedturdpodcast@gmail.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app