Dead Quiet

The gang tries to find a New York apartment with the perfect view.

Dina and Sami make sure American zoos are Covid safe.

Dina and Sami try to find a perfect locale for their seance. Bonus content every episode: patreon.com/dinahashem Video Version: YouTube.com/c/dinahashemcomedy

Dina and Sami prepare for the upcoming Civil War

Dina talks about her anger issues and the team calls some pot dispensaries with concerns about some adverse side effects. Bonus Content every episode: patreon.com/dinahashem Video Versions: https://www.youtube.com/c/DinaHashemComedy

Dina has some Air BnB adventures and we prank call some pet stores to see if they'll solve her problems. Bonus Content every episode: patreon.com/dinahashem Video Versions: https://www.youtube.com/c/DinaHashemComedy

For our first episode of Party Line, Dina and Sami talk about Sami's TikTok success and call Guitar Centers to get podcasting tips.

I threaten you, the listener

I've been up to a lot of important things

Should Anh become the new co-host of DQ? Sound off

Upon request I recorded this a few weeks ago as one of four exclusive eps for a video game being produced by failing movie company AMC, but apparently they 'caused quite a stir' with their PR team and were denied, so now it's for you

Friend/comedian @MaxAntonucci shares some seasonal stories of paranormal activity, as well as asshole activity directed at me.

Dan Perlman @danjperlman returns to update us on his pandemic doings and we mention shameful high school moments.

I'm tipsy and I don't remember what I talked about except for my extremely nerdy sheet music collection

I simply *go off* on the fabric of reality and the dangers of douching, among other things.

Yes the ep is really late we're in a pandemic idk what to tell you I'm in my teenage bedroom

Sami returns to ask you, the audience, for a job, as well as describe his skepticism of conspiracy. Also Dead Quiet shirts/mugs now avail at dinahashem.com for the one person who asked!

but only because I cannot bring myself to advertise this so I would argue the onus is on YOU to spread the word so that I am incentivized to treat this more professionally. Also Dan is back and this time the ASMR is the beautiful sounds of the outdoors/unmasked citizens.

I share some *art* I've been into and more unfunny opinions on the state of society!

The nation has erupted in a climax of hot rage but I stay on-brand and serve up some chill af takes.

Comedian Sami Bronowski joins me to analyze the hot new craze of lip-sync and/or TikTok comedy, plus a unique tale of a landlord with somewhat of a heart. Check out his videos at youtube.com/user/majorsharpnine

I take Big Tech down a notch hell yeah also Ramadan is not a holiday.

A real dead one with fellow comedian Dan Perlman, who just released his first stand-up album called Emergency Contact. Follow him on Twitter/IG @danjperlman

I talk about *society* and things in it like trolls and my mysterious uncle and of course The Biz.

Listen to the soothing sounds of muslim trauma plus some tales of dumb car accidents.

I start my very first episode by diving directly into political stuff but that's not what this podcast is about!! I also discuss not knowing what the podcast is about. It'll be longer next time and maybe funnier. The audio will also be better.