Now that we’re in our 30s we thought it would be a good idea to go back and ruin the films we loved as teenagers by rewatching them now, as cynical adults. Join Jas and Daisy on a nostalgic journey back to the 90s, this time without the suspension of disbelief.
After watching these two assholes chase tornadoes in this disaster movie/rom com we were wishing an F-5 would pick us up.
Speed is the bus film no one wanted. Especially us. Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves somehow fall in love despite the bomb that's waiting to blow them into 2018. 13 ghosts is 13 too many. Matthew Lillard is a psychic with IBS who can't control his liquids. Oh and there's this annoying family that inherit a haunted house made of glass that looks like an old timey watch and it's run by the devil or some shit.
I know what you did last summer is the script Kevin Williamson wrote before Scream so really what you're getting here is just some left over crab that no one wanted.
Piper Perabo plays Violet, a songwriter from New Jersey who moves to New York to become successful in order to hand all her songs over to someone else, despite her sounding exactly like a singer and overcoming her hereditary stage fright by the end of the film. BUT. That's not really what the film is about. It's about Coyote Ugly, the bar she works in while trying to write her music. It's also about that Australian dude that was in a film about boots once. Despite his slut shaming and aggressive behaviour, we can see these two are going to have a great future together. ‘Dingo Ugly.'