History is Alive (But Mainly on Commercial Street)

Gavin is a writer. He thinks he's a brilliant writer. He should be winning all the awards out there, the Booker, the Pulitzer, the Other Ones...but the Writing Establishment just don't understand his genius... But, for some reason, the Writing Establishment are quite taken with his Dad and his Granny...even though one of them has ONLY WRITTEN ONE SENTENCE! Gavin isn't amused and so, sometimes, life imitates art.

A short sketch, read by a proper actor.

This comes later in the musical when one of our heroes, let's call him Brian, reveals that he doesn't want to leave the pit because it's all he knows.

The opening number from The Last Cut. Imagine a dark stage, this song starts A Capella. Soon after, a harmony. Then, a headtorch comes one, then another...

Planning these twists at the end of a movie must be very time consuming....

How do you deal with those who know too much?

We reach the end!

We return to Roberta.

We return to Vinnie.

We return to Charlie.

We return to Bob.

We return to Jackie.

We return to Vinnie.

We return to Roberta.

We return to Jackie.

We return to Vinnie.

We return to Charlie.

We return to Bob.

We return to Jackie.

We return to Charlie.

We return to Vinnie.

We return to Jackie.

We return to Vinnie.

We return to Jeff.

We return to Jackie.

We return to Roberta.

We return to Charlie.

We return to Bob.

We return to Jackie.

We return to Vinnie.

We return to Emmett.

We return to Charlie.

We return to Jackie.

We return to Roberta.

We return to Vinnie.

We return to Julia.

We return to Bob.

We return to Jackie.

We return to Julia.

We return to Vinnie.

We return to Charlie.

We return to Jackie.

We return to Roberta, our timid little cleaner.

We return to Vinnie, our depressive painter.

We return to Jeff, as he dissects the concept of the traditional full English breakfast.

We return to Charlie, our verbose local journalist.

We return to Jackie, our fearless killer (who wears Unicorn-patterned pyjamas.)

We return to Julia, our all conquering bank manager.

We return to Emmett, our crusading feminist.

We return to our henna tattoo specialist - Vinnie.

We return to Bob, our crack(ish) detective.