Hold Your Goats

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This is the Hold Your Goats Podcast hosted by your Goat Lords: Chance and Ian. We get together once a week to tell funny stories and talk about issues we find important.

Chance Helt, and Ian Hansgen.


    • Aug 16, 2019 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 34m AVG DURATION
    • 10 EPISODES


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    Episode 65 - Punkin Palooza

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2019 118:30


    Toss those Gourds. Make them fly. Like us on Facebook @holdyourgoats Support the podcast by Listening ad free on Radio Public or on the Radio Public app for IOS and Android. Alternatively, you could donate to the show using our Tip Jar Find out more at https://hold-your-goats.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

    Episode 64 - Lil' Bird Told Me You Vaped

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2019 141:02


    Be careful what you say. Lil' Bird is listening, and I heard from a credible source that he'll rat you out if you've been vaping. Like us on Facebook @holdyourgoats Support the podcast by Listening ad free on Radio Public or on the Radio Public app for IOS and Android. Alternatively, you could donate to the show using our Tip Jar Find out more at https://hold-your-goats.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

    Episode - 63 Granny Panties

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2019 112:45


    Panties is such a boring name that barely even describes what their function is. Join your Goat Lords as we endeavor to brainstorm a better name for female underwear. Also, cats are of the devil. Like us on Facebook @holdyourgoats Donate to the show using our Tip Jar Find out more at https://hold-your-goats.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

    Episode 62 - Chisme

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2019 101:01


    Goat Lord Chance got hitched. Welcome Goat Lord Ali to the show in this celebratory episode of the HYG Podcast. Like us on Facebook @holdyourgoats Donate to the show using our Tip Jar Find out more at https://hold-your-goats.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

    Episode 61 - Long and Hard

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2018 115:14


    Happy Halloween from your Goat Lords! This one's like two hours long, so lube up and strap in. Like us on Facebook @holdyourgoats Donate to the show using our Tip Jar Find out more on the Hold Your Goats website. This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

    Episode 60 - No-Skin Scrubs

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2018 61:09


    Do you use skins? Leave us a comment in the comments section below. Don't forget to subscribe and smash that like button. #Yoututbepoop Like us on Facebook @holdyourgoats Donate to the show using our Tip Jar Find out more on the Hold Your Goats website. This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

    Episode 59 - Ten Less Than Sixty-Nine

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2018 56:44


    My dongle broke. I got a new one. Yay. Like us on Facebook @holdyourgoats Donate to the show using our Tip Jar Find out more on the Hold Your Goats website. This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

    Episode 58 - I'm Sorry

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2018 91:40


    Goat Lord's Goat Cult of gun toting goat cultists who tote totes of guns for the goat cults's goat cultists. Like us on Facebook @holdyourgoats Donate to the show using our Tip Jar Find out more on the Hold Your Goats website. This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

    Episode 57 - Our Safe-Word is Furries

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2018 63:37


    Your ever-present Goat Lords thank you for this opportunity to infiltrate your air-waves with our good vibrations. This episode has it all from 3D printers to the birds and the bees. What gets your goat? We would like to know. Send us an email about the things in life that make you upset to holdyourgoats@gmail.com with What Gets Your Goat in the subject line. Your humble Goat Lords will do their best to help you get your goat back. Like us on Facebook @holdyourgoats Donate to the show using our Tip Jar Find out more on the Hold Your Goats website. This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

    Episode 56 - imperviouscondoms.com/$$$

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2018 83:19


    This one is pretty good man. Give it a listen, or dont. Featuring JT. What gets your goat? We would like to know. Send us an email about the things in life that make you upset to holdyourgoats@gmail.com with What Gets Your Goat in the subject line. Your humble Goat Lords will do their best to help you get your goat back. Like us on Facebook @holdyourgoats Donate to the show using our Tip Jar Find out more on the Hold Your Goats website. This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

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