INSIDE THE GROUP CHAT - with Jess & Mandy Podcast

Merry Christmas!! We must make a correction that no one will notice or care about but it would bring shame to our families if we didn't pull ourselves up on this - Jess said "Buona Pasqua", trying to say "Merry Christmas" in Italian, but that actually means Happy Easter. Merry Christmas is "Buon Natale". Anyway, Buon Everything. Luv u baiiiiiiii. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jess must be putting out some vibes... and by vibes we mean vibrators. Should she be an influencer for a sex toy brand? Listen to find out ;) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's quite common to want to shred for the wed, but what Jess did was quite frankly unacceptable. (Also apologies if you've already listened to this, I, Mandy, originally uploaded the wrong file like a d*ckhead so had to delete & re-upload. Woops!) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mandy is repulsed by her husband because of his unattractive new habit, and it doesn't help that he forced her into a situation that resulted in her hands being covered in dog poo. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jess & Mandy mutually agree that if they were to have babies now, they'd both make terrible mothers seeing as even the playful squeal of a child sends shivers down their spine. And to any mums out there - of course we're not talking about YOUR child! It's everyone else's! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mandy took on a 3 day juice cleanse which was an awful, awful time, but it was when her husband Mike decided it to it that got her fired up. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ever placed a bet with your partner? Mandy has, so much so that the tally has clocked $800... but has her husband Mike found a way to get out of it? See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Jess and Mandy get into a heated argument over the hard hitting question, "how much time should you allocate for your wedding photos?". Get in touch on Instagram @jessandmandypodcast if you'd like to weigh in with your own experience! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Mandy witnessed right before her eyes a hot(ish) chick hitting on her husband Mike. Her reaction, however, was probably not what you'd expect. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Jess is getting married (OMG we didn't know either, she never talks about it or anything!)... Anyway, so it's time to do the guest list and she's having a few teething problems. Mandy somewhat comes to the rescue, in a non rescuing kind of way. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Warning: If you are related to Mandy, avoid putting yourself through the visuals this episode will cause. Her husband Mike wanted to put his foot fetish to use... if you know what I mean. No not that... it wasn't that bad... anyway just listen and you'll find out. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Jess & Mandy discuss whether exes should be in the picture, whether they're allowed at your wedding and whether you keep their stuff to sniff at night before bed... so.. you know.. just the usual stuff. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Mandy's husband Mike forgot their anniversary, but it's his attempt at "making it up to her" that pushed her over the edge. Would you forgive and forget, or never forgive for him forgetting?

Jess isn't happy with what her fiancè Angus wants for his wedding ring... but is it actually kinda cool?

Mandy's husband Mike has sent her conservative, serious, old-fashioned, Italian father Frank a dick pic... and it wasn't even his own, it was a photo of his friend's junk! BUT WHY GOD WHY? Listen to find out.

If you're someone who buys the odd second hand clothing item, be sure to check the pockets next time! What Jess found was both gross and amazing. (Also, listen out for the little gem where Mandy thinks 7+7=15)

This ep is a double whammy - first, an update about Mandy's husband Mike's stolen identity (go back a few eps and listen if you haven't heard that one), and then the story of how Mike nearly killed them both in the middle of the night...accidentally....we think!

If your partner isn't the most supportive of what you do (ie, doesn't come to your sports games or doesn't listen to how good you've gotten on the guitar), this episode won't make you feel any better. Jess' fiancé Angus is a new level of supportive that makes Mandy question his motives.

NB: This episode was recorded BC (before Corona). In this breaking story, Mandy's husband Mike has had his identity stolen and they're not sure what will happen next!

NB: This episode was recorded BC (before Corona). Mandy's husband is in big trouble. Their dog made the BIGGEST and most DISGUSTING mess and it's all Mike's fault.

NB: This episode was recorded BC (before Corona). Jess tells the story of how Angus proposed. Mandy retracts a few statements. Enjoy!

We promise we've got a few happy fun episodes coming your way soon, but today Mandy wanted to share what she is currently going through after getting let go from her job. Sorry in advance for the terrible sound quality - it sounds like she's under water in a cupboard, but hopefully you can bare the audio and perhaps somewhat relate to what she's experiencing in these testing times.

It's the last episode of this season, and Jess & Mandy have got their first ever guest on for it - none other than Shannon 'Nollsy' Noll! So how on earth will he react when Mandy sings her bizarre Bahn Mi parody to him?

What started off as a throw away question about Jess' week soon turned into a great big Nollsy chat, but it's what Jess & Mandy have planned for next week that will change the podcast forever.

Jess shows Mandy photos of her in a wedding dress standing at the alter with her boyfriend Angus, and it causes a LOT of confusion for not just Mandy, but Jess' parents too.

If you didn't already think Mandy was a bitch, you probably will after this episode. Hear her thoughts on what the new rule should be when it comes to going to birthdays.

Jess & Mandy express their hatred for certain instagram posts, but is Mandy just a big ol' hypocrite?

Mandy knows someone who has been given a hilarious nickname, but they've absolutely cracked it. Is it really that bad? Also, you'll hear a story of Mandy breaking the law and whinging about getting caught. Enjoy...

Jess is already talking baby names with her boyfriend Angus (wow that escalated), but is the name she likes the most ridiculous thing to name a child?

Mandy & her husband Mike currently live on their own and enjoy it this way, but what happens when a good friend is in need and wants to rent out their spare room? They may have just handled this situation in the worst way possible...

This whole episode is pretty much just Jess complaining about an issue she faces with her boyfriend Angus, and Mandy shutting her down and calling her boring. But don't get us wrong, there are some interesting and hilarious discoveries along the way...

Is it a "foot fetish", or does Mike just have an innocent preference in how feet should be groomed? Mandy exposes all...

Jess has gone from the most single a person can get to begging for a ring. So has she received one?

Jess being single is what has brought us such great dating stories up until now, but things might be about to change. Is she heading into relationship territory?! How dare she!

Mandy is facing what she hopes is a common relationship problem. "It's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy and it IS A BIG DEAL!" ('Friends' fans, you'll get that reference and it's not actually that problem. As established in this episode, Jess isn't a 'Friends' fan so she won't get it).

Jess' new fling seems perfect, but things take a turn when she finds a questionable item in his bathroom.

Mandy reluctantly shares an extremely personal, disturbing and disgusting story. Please listen with extreme caution, and DO NOT listen if you are a male as you will never see girls the same (or at least not Mandy anyway)!

When Jess scheduled a date with a guy she found hot on Instagram, she didn't realise she hadn't properly seen his face in his photos. This has landed her in quite the pickle.

Can you beleive it, James Bay has slid into Jess' DMs! As in... hold back the river international superstar James Bay. Is this all too good to be true?

Surely after being together for 9 years you'd be okay sharing everything with your partner... or not, according to Mandy.

After Jess blocked Hercules from ever contacting her again, could what happened with this new guy be karma coming to get her?

Mandy asks Jess if it's okay to do a certain something with her husband, but is this the beginning of the end of her marriage?

Freshly out of a relationship, Jess got a little more than she bargained for when she started hooking up with a guy we'll call "Hercules". Is the gift he gave her just something cute or is it fair that she was turned off?