Modern Misfits Podcast

In this episode, we go over one of the hosts of Ancient Aliens, in this case we tackle the Meme himself: Giorgio Tsoukalos Sources: https://web.archive.org/web/20180314093331/http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/aliens-meddled-with-u-s-election-claims-controversial-expert/ https://www.grunge.com/29359/untold-truth-giorgio-tsoukalos/ https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/32z4m6/comment/cqg1a8c/ https://www.jasoncolavito.com/blog/the-dubious-authorial-accomplishments-of-giorgio-tsoukalos https://www.jasoncolavito.com/cult-of-alien-gods.html https://www.jasoncolavito.com/blog/my-alien-afternoon-with-giorgio-tsoukalos https://entertainment.inquirer.net/200347/giorgio-a-tsoukalos-asks-hair-raising-questions https://www.ithaca.edu/icq/2004v2/alum/alumi3.htm http://www.prometheusentertainment.com/ https://www.thealiensguy.com/ https://www.history.co.uk/shows/ancient-aliens/articles/10-facts-about-the-ancient-aliens-guy https://web.archive.org/web/20190330171040/http://www.legendarytimes.com/giorgio/ https://www.imdb.com/name/nm2435429/bio?ref_=nm_ov_bio_sm https://www.jasoncolavito.com/ My Essay: https://medium.com/@myanthrolife654/proud-boys-and-plate-carriers-the-militarization-of-the-far-right-7b084473b275

In this episode, Ancient Aliens gets real weird about the Nazis. Content warning for this one, we do talk about Nazi stuff. Sources: https://airandspace.si.edu/stories/editorial/myth-german-wonder-weapons https://www.popularmechanics.com/military/weapons/a25644804/german-tiger-tank/ https://archive.org/details/TheMarsProject-WernherVonBraun1953/page/n7/mode/2up https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2013/12/23/256698016/alan-turing-who-cracked-nazi-code-gets-posthumous-pardon https://www.history.com/news/world-war-ii-innovations https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viktor_Schauberger https://www.adl.org/resources/hate-symbol/swastika https://usa1lib.org/book/691698/155dc1 https://skeptoid.com/episodes/4293 http://www.debunker.com/Kecksburg.html https://www.historicmysteries.com/nazi-bell/ https://skeptoid.com/episodes/4541

In this episode we finally take a look at the blue balled, stone shaft aliens of Lake Titicaca. Sources: https://www.discovermagazine.com/planet-earth/when-did-homo-sapiens-first-appear https://www.catalhoyuk.com/site https://ocean.si.edu/through-time/ancient-seas/sea-level-rise https://www.thoughtco.com/platos-atlantis-from-the-timaeus-119667 https://skepticalinquirer.org/2004/01/a-geologists-adventures-with-bimini-beachrock-and-atlantis-true-believers/ https://ahotcupofjoe.net/2017/10/yonaguni-monumental-ruins-natural-geology/ https://skeptoid.com/episodes/4220 https://www.metmuseum.org/art/collection/search/45532 https://www.tnm.jp/modules/r_collection/index.php?controller=dtl&colid=J38304&t=type&id=1&lang=en http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/892616.stm https://www.theguardian.com/world/2000/aug/24/bolivia https://www.practicalfishkeeping.co.uk/fishkeeping-answers/is-there-really-such-a-thing-as-a-freshwater-seahorse/ https://www.fishkeepingworld.com/pipefish/ https://whc.unesco.org/pg.cfm?cid=31&id_site=567

In this episode, Cody and I talk about the alien's massive shafts. Sources: https://www.worldhistory.org/article/78/the-battle-of-kadesh--the-first-peace-treaty/ http://www.openaccess.hacettepe.edu.tr:8080/xmlui/bitstream/handle/11655/21477/Analysis%20Of%20The%20%27Cappadocian%20Cave%20House%27%20In%20Turkey%20As%20The%20Historical%20Aspect%20Of%20The%20Usage%20Of%20Nature%20As%20A%20Basis%20Of%20Design.pdf?sequence=2 https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S1877705816330594 https://www.history.com/news/who-wrote-the-bible https://sometimes-interesting.com/derinkuyu-the-underground-cities-of-cappadocia/ http://www.cappadociaturkey.net/kaymakli_underground_city.htm http://www.cappadociaturkey.net/derinkuyu_underground_city.htm https://www.wtamu.edu/~cbaird/sq/2013/07/10/how-do-geologists-use-carbon-dating-to-find-the-age-of-rocks/ https://u1lib.org/book/950078/53b39d https://www.amnh.org/exhibitions/totems-to-turquoise/native-american-cosmology/the-spider-woman https://skeptoid.com/episodes/4638 https://skeptoid.com/episodes/4637 https://u1lib.org/book/4973854/331eca https://www.worldhistory.org/article/414/maya-religion-the-light-that-came-from-beside-the/ http://www.militarybases.us/by-state/

In this episode, we realize that thetans are actually midi-chlorians. Sources: https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/man-who-brought-swastika-germany-and-how-nazis-stole-it-180962812/ https://www.jstor.org/stable/4352102 https://whc.unesco.org/en/list/849 Gods, Demons and Symbols of Ancient Mesopotamia by JEREMY BLACK AND ANTHONY GREEN Illustrations by Tessa Rickards Link: https://u1lib.org/book/2698104/fb3f97 http://www.skepdic.com/sitchin.html https://www.ancientaliensdebunked.com/anunnaki https://swarthmorephoenix.com/2005/11/23/trojan-wars-and-tourism-a-lecture-by-c-brian-rose/ https://blog.britishmuseum.org/the-search-for-the-lost-city-of-troy/ https://sites.psu.edu/heinrichschliemann/controversial-questions-arise/ https://sci-hub.se/10.2307/280867 https://web.archive.org/web/20110818034611/http://humboldtmuseum.org/component/djcatalog/details/6-american-indians/28-lovelock-cave-artifacts https://skeptoid.com/episodes/4390 http://digital.library.upenn.edu/women/winnemucca/piutes/piutes.html#IV https://web.archive.org/web/20120323103648/http://www.hikeofyourlife.com/Lovelock_Cave.html https://web.archive.org/web/20110725180739/http://hearstmuseum.berkeley.edu/blm/lovelock.pdf

In our inaugural episodes we talk about vibrating aliens with blue balls coming out of Lake Titicaca. Enjoy. Sources: https://www.cfa.harvard.edu/research/science-field/einsteins-theory-gravitation https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/columbus-sex-slaves/ http://circulartimes.org/Mystery%20of%20Markawasi.htm https://www.csun.edu/~vcgeo005/Flood%20geology.pdf https://www.pbs.org/independentlens/blog/a-flood-of-myths-and-stories/ https://www.nationalgeographic.org/encyclopedia/feng-shui/