Mustache Rangers Classic

You may or may not be interested in knowing facts. Facts may seem to be an affront to your belief system. For example, the belief that you can spend all of a Sunday with your best chums while leaving your lady to pine. The facts tell you that ladies need attention, flowers, and metal. If […] The post The Mustache Rangers Plod: Episode 10 appeared first on NoisePicnic Podcast Network.

The Mustache Rangers are pushing, unwillingly, into action today! Can you resist the promise of thrills and spills and pills and drills and fraudulent wills and whiskey stills and an angry Mike Mills? We did not think so. The post The Mustache Rangers Do Not Antimatter: Episode 9 appeared first on NoisePicnic Podcast Network.

It is eternally springtime in space, which means it is always time to redecorate. Sadly, there are no antique shops in space. An old wagon wheel made into a dart board would be perfect for the room of recreation. What are the Mustache Rangers to do? The post The Mustache Rangers Redecorate: Episode 8 appeared first on NoisePicnic Podcast Network.

The Mustache Rangers have travel far and wide, but never in their 700 years have they come upon something so utterly shocking! Something that makes you want to call up your best girl and marry her, have two kids, and then fall asleep with a bottle of booze in each hand for the next fifty […] The post The Mustache Rangers Are Dead: Episode 7 appeared first on NoisePicnic Podcast Network.

When we last left our heroic Mustache Rangers, they had just landed on the planet of Bluton. What historical and/or hideous aliens will the Rangers find on the famous red planet of Bluton? The post The Mustache Rangers Find Serial: Episode 6 appeared first on NoisePicnic Podcast Network.

Birthdays occur, even in space. You can not hide from them. They will always find you. There is nothing to do but give up and try to enjoy them. The post The Mustache Rangers Have a Birthday: Episode 5 appeared first on NoisePicnic Podcast Network.

The Great Mustache demands very little. When it does demand, it is very specific. We invite you to enjoy a true rarity. A simple glimpse of the Mustache Rangers Code of Conduct. The post The Mustache Rangers Get Organizized: Episode 4 appeared first on NoisePicnic Podcast Network.

Stranded! Alone on an unfamiliar planet, the Mustache Rangers must search the barren wasteland for rocket fuel, food, and anything worth claiming for America! The post The Mustache Rangers Are Stranded: Episode 3 appeared first on NoisePicnic Podcast Network.

Everybody needs love and admiration, even the mustachioed men of the Mustache Rangers. Their skin may be is thick as knives that are thick, but their insides are made up of Horsehoof brand Gelatin Dessert like everybody else. Will hugging be the order of business for the Mustache Rangers today? The post The Mustache Rangers Appreciate: Episode 2 appeared first on NoisePicnic Podcast Network.

Things are stirred up when the Mustache Rangers receive a message from Mustache Rangers Central Command! It looks as if they are being sent directly into a sun! Will the Mustache Ranger’s first podcast be their last? The post The Mustache Rangers Get a Message: Episode 1 appeared first on NoisePicnic Podcast Network.