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Drop us a line or two . . .We open mid-chaos — Queenie's looking out the window at incoming weather and clocking the Belmont Stakes clock ticking down, while TT is recovering from twenty-one (count 'em, twenty-one) unsolicited phone calls from a porch enclosure company after the crime of simply browsing their website. One innocent look at three-season room options, and suddenly her phone is a hostage situation. Queenie sympathizes — she knows the company, they did her mother's enclosure — and confirms: yes, those people are hungry. TT vows never to do that again. From there it's a brief dispatch on Queenie's brother Brian, who's been hospitalized with a nosebleed that became genuinely life-threatening because he's on blood thinners. The dilemma, as Queenie frames it with zero sugarcoating: do you want to die of a heart attack or bleed out? Pick one. His wife's emergency field fix involved a tampon, which bought some time before getting saturated. He's going home with explicit instructions to never blow his nose again. He also looks like Shrek. He has not slept. Everybody is just fine. This slides naturally into the broader theme of everybody around them crumbling simultaneously — friends at doctors multiple times a week for different things, the body not cooperating the way it did at forty, children turning forty themselves (which: how), and the general indignity of midlife maintenance. TT notes to Honey earlier that day that "we all have something going on" and you just have to accept it. Queenie does not love this but cannot argue with it. There's a brief musical interlude celebrating cardiac stents and replacement shoulders, which honestly feels earned. The conversation turns to self-work and therapy — TT wonders aloud whether there are people who just... move on from childhood without any excavation, and Queenie's verdict is swift: those people are freaking crazy. You can usually tell when someone has done the work, she says, often by their vocabulary. This loops into narcissists, which both of them have in their lives, and the grim reality that there's no cure. Options are limited: go dark (no contact) or go grey (cordial, minimal, zero extra effort). The segue to the current political moment is smooth and immediate. Queenie describes the commander in chief as having "normalized" narcissism and brings up the AI-generated Trump-in-cheerleader-short-shorts image circulating online. It's Pride Month, she notes. He may finally be coming out. They laugh. TT reminds them they're laughing all the way to hell. Also: screwworms are back, ocean monitoring equipment is being removed, and there's no oversight of anything anymore. If you see things moving in your food, just ignore it. On the cannabis check-in: TT has had a full ten-milligram Floracal Farms Live Rosin Pink Lemonade sativa gummy (complete gummy, very deliberate), and Queenie has been smoking Banana Punch, a pre-ground indica with very small print on the packaging. Banana as a flavor descriptor is noted to be uncommon. This is deemed worth mentioning. The show's real comedic peak arrives courtesy of Conan O'Brien's podcast. Queenie went down a YouTube rabbit hole after Conan interviewed an intimacy coordinator, which led her to a segment featuring a young man whose company makes thirty-two custom condom sizes and offers a hotline where you can speak to said gentleman if you're unsure which size to order. He claims to be able to tell if callers are being truthful. TT has already seen this. The bit about guidance counselors not recommending "talking about dicks all day" as a career path lands. Queenie's advice: measure twice, not once. You only want to make that mistake one time. They are crying laughing. The news segment covers TSA's updated guidance technically allowing medical marijuana in carry-on and checked bags, with a TSA officer retaining final discretion. Queenie and TT are skeptical — it sounds great until you realize there's no guidance on how much, in what form, or what documentation actually counts as proof. Also: dogs in airports are primarily sniffing for explosives, not drugs, Queenie notes, so don't panic. Bottom line: it's loosey goosey, probably a step in the right direction, and you're still taking a risk. Bring your documentation. Keep original packaging. Maybe don't. TT's Choice (number sixty-six): Would you rather live your life as a reality show or a documentary? TT picks documentary, then has to be walked through what a documentary actually is when she's alive, then sticks with her answer on the grounds that reality shows feel predatory and she wouldn't want to be the subject of one. Queenie's contribution is to narrate TT's life in nature documentary voice — "here we have TT in her natural habitat... notice how she eats a gummy prior to coitus." This evolves into a discussion of rhino mating, specifically the part where the male must remain motionless inside the female for seven minutes without moving or the clock resets. Queenie has recently found this very erotic. She is going to tell Honey. TT's stomach hurts. Queenie names her reality show *Call T*. Done. The Fuck It List this week is a serious one: a friend of Queenie's, a woman their age with significant cardiac history, had her blood pressure medication changed and spent weeks feeling terrible, voicing concern at her hospital stay, being dismissed, and only getting the medication switched back when her primary care physician called the cardiologist directly. Within a day, she felt better. The fuck it goes to not giving up, to trusting your own body, and to having your problems minimized by a medical system that still, somewhere in its bones, operates like doctors are gods you stand up for when they enter the room. Queenie's message: advocate for yourself, and if you can't, find someone who can. The healthcare system is fragmented, it will trample you, and you are the only one who lives in your body. They close out with upcoming weeks — TT's visiting her son's art thing, Queenie has a quiet week plus a golf date before an absolutely packed following week including a tour for a potential new employer. Father's Day is next week. Wishes will be extended then. Bye bye. The outro is a song. TT wrote a lament about a zinnia eaten by a rabbit before it could grow. The final lines are: *those little fuckers. Those little fuckers. This was the zinnia of my dreams.* Truly, no notes. Welcome to the Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast, a #1 ranked Women in Cannabis (Feedspot, Million Pods; 2025) comedy podcast with music and pop culture references that keeps you laughing and engaged. Join our hosts, Queenie & TT as they share humorous anecdotes about daily life, offering women's perspectives on lifestyle and wellness. We dive into funny cannabis conversations and stories, creating an entertaining space where nothing is off-limits. Each episode features entertaining discussions on pop culture trends, as we discuss music, culture, and cannabis in a light-hearted and inclusive manner. Tune in for a delightful blend of humor, insight, and relatable stories that celebrate life's quirks and pleasures. 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Wer beim Fahren ohne Ticket erwischt wird und die Geldstrafe nicht zahlen kann, dem droht Gefängnis. "Dass das Gesetz aus der Nazizeit kommt, sieht man ihm auch an", sagt Aktivist Arne Semsrott. Seine Initiative Freiheitsfonds kauft diese Menschen frei. Von WDR 5.

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Made For More - "The Absurd Gift Of Our NEW IDENTITY" - Josh Amstutz

Ben & Woods open the 9am hour with The Reindl Report and a couple of Paulie's top stories of the morning, including an overtime thriller last night in the Stanley Cup Finals! Then the guys discuss the astronomical ticket prices for games 3 and 4 of the NBA Finals at Madison Square Garden next week before we wrap up the week by catching up with Eno Sarris who we missed yesterday! Listen here!

While it is not unusual for Donald Trump to appoint completely unqualified people to important jobs in his administration, his choice of Bill Pulte, a Mar-a-Lago suck-up who Trump had already gifted the position of director of the Federal Housing Finance Agency, to be the new Director of National Intelligence is too far for many Republicans who are already dealing with the burden of association with Trump's unpopularity. Senator Adam Schiff, a former member of the House Intelligence Committee, discusses with Jen Psaki. Jen Psaki talks with Iowa State Rep. Josh Turek, now the Democratic candidate for Senate, about how Donald Trump's policies, from tariffs to the war with Iran have made the challenges Iowans deal with, particularly Iowa's farmers, more difficult, and how he addresses that in his campaign. Scott MacFarlane, chief Washington correspondent for MeidasTouch, talks with Jen Psaki about the calamity taking place at CBS News as Trump loyalists eject journalists who resist their editorial influence. To listen to this show and other MS podcasts without ads, sign up for MS NOW Premium on Apple Podcasts. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Rico, David, and Kenny reacted to the Tigers' improbable sweep over the Rays to begin the show. They asked what Detroit needs to do to get you to believe again before they gave their thoughts on the prices to get into MSG for the NBA Finals.

The most absurd addiction defense [1:10]The sports betting crossroads. The smartest franchise does it, again. [21:08]Why the Rams?The NBA Finals is a perfect storm. [25:06]The start of another dynasty? NBA Finals discussion with Cedric Golden of the Austin American Statesman.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hip-Hop Diddy Tape Rumors & 50 Cent's Response The internet is buzzing over reports involving a rumored Diddy tape allegedly connected to one of 50 Cent's exes. As expected, 50 has entered the chat with his usual trolling and commentary. We discuss how social media turns rumors into headlines and whether hip-hop has become more about gossip than music. Jay-Z Disses Everybody? Rumors are circulating that Jay-Z is sending shots in multiple directions. Is Hov reminding everyone who's still at the top of the food chain, or are fans reading too much into the lyrics? We break down the bars and the reactions. Drake Breaks Another Michael Jackson Record Drake continues rewriting the record books, surpassing another milestone previously held by Michael Jackson. We discuss Drake's place in music history and whether his accomplishments are getting the respect they deserve. Ye Announces Florida Concert Ye is back outside. Kanye West has announced a new concert in Florida on June 26, and fans are already speculating about surprise guests, new music, and what version of Ye will show up this time.

The guys discuss their latest pickups, hobby news, and psychic Ricky predicts whether the hottest card markets in the hobby can continue on their upward trajectory   Check Out Our Other Content: New Product Releases with Mrs. Doc - Every Wednesday Pack to the Future Podcast - Flagship - Livestream YouTube Thursday, Podcast Saturday PTTF Presents Sunday Night's Main Event - A Wrestling Card Podcast - Select Sundays  

Tonight's show covers one of the wildest news cycles yet — from Trump's proposed $250 bill and Scott Bessent's viral press conference moments to Gavin Newsom's controversial tax comments and the growing backlash surrounding the Freedom 250 event.We break down the DOJ follow-up involving E. Jean Carroll, Jill Biden's awkward stroke-related comment, JD Vance at the Air Force Academy, and the latest updates involving Antifa funding questions and IRS nonprofit guidance. Plus, Trump clashes with Caitlin Collins while Scott Bessent delivers a brutal mic-drop response to Newsom's tax threat comments.Also in this episode: chaos at an ICE facility in Newark, threats targeting Ivanka Trump and Amy Coney Barrett, the shocking Swiss train station stabbing, growing concerns over mass immigration in Europe, and a controversial Australian doctor promoting pregnancy for trans women.Later, we dive into the Freedom 250 controversy as musicians begin backing out, Sean Davis criticizes organizers, and Amy Jo discusses the Foo Fighters fallout. We also cover Candace Owens speaking in Russia, Dave Rubin discussing allegations involving Hasan Piker, Project Constitution's feud with Erika Kirk, and lighter culture topics including Rosie O'Donnell, Patricia Heaton's silver hair glow-up, and TikTok trends.SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS TO SUPPORT OUR SHOW!Go to https://ChicksLoveOliveOil.com and get a FREE full-size $49 bottle of Fresh-Pressed Olive Oil for just $1 shipping—no commitmentGet your free life insurance quote at https://Ethos.com/ChicksHead to https://NoblTravel.com for up to 46% off your entire order. Let them know the Chicks sent you. Lock in under $10/meal while beef prices climb with Backyard Butchers at https://BackyardButchers.com/Chicks  Code CHICKS auto-applies for 30% off first order + 2 free 10-oz ribeyes + free shipping!For a limited time, get two FREE gifts when you buy the Pocket Hose Ballistic—a 360° rotating Pocket Pivot and a Thumb Drive Nozzle—just text CHICKS to 64000, message and data rates may apply.Subscribe and stay tuned for new episodes every weekday!Follow us here for more daily clips, updates, and commentary:YoutubeFacebookInstagramTikTokXLocalsMore InfoWebsite

Tonight's show covers one of the wildest news cycles yet — from Trump's proposed $250 bill and Scott Bessent's viral press conference moments to Gavin Newsom's controversial tax comments and the growing backlash surrounding the Freedom 250 event. We break down the DOJ follow-up involving E. Jean Carroll, Jill Biden's awkward stroke-related comment, JD Vance […]

As the Justice Department's war on fraud continues, a new report by City Journal says that California is giving free appliances, including solar panels, to illegal immigrants in the name of fighting climate change. Absurd enough on its face, but something else is very fishy about who exactly is benefitting from the program.Leftists are being irresponsible with other people's money on the other coast as well: in New York City, Mayor Mamdani is openly bragging about his plans to take properties from landlords who own them, and transfer ownership to nebulous "responsible stewards." This is totally unsurprising coming from the socialist mayor,  but we will discuss WHY socialists and communists hate private property, and the government schemes that link rent control to redistribution.And for UNHINGED: a progressive podcaster asks the question "what do we do with the Trump supporters once Donald Trump is gone?"The Heartland Institute's Linnea Lueken, Jim Lakely, Chris Talgo and S.T. Karnick will talk about all of this and more on Episode #538 of the In The Tank Podcast.Join us LIVE at every Thursday at 1 p.m. ET on YouTube, Rumble, X, and Facebook.Visit our sponsor, Advisor Metals: https://climaterealismshow.com/metals In The Tank broadcasts LIVE every Thursday at 12pm CT on on The Heartland Institute YouTube channel. Tune in to have your comments addressed live by the In The Tank Crew. Be sure to subscribe and never miss an episode. See you there!Climate Change Roundtable is LIVE every Friday at 12pm CT on The Heartland Institute YouTube channel. Have a topic you want addressed? Join the live show and leave a comment for our panelists and we'll cover it during the live show!

As a disclaimer, we recorded this prior to the passing of actor, writer, and Grindbin Hall of Famer, George Eastman. Matt, Mann, Bobby and Mike discuss the Joe D'Amato directed and George Eastman written slasher film about a killer with supernatural abilities... but more importantly this all takes place during the most important football game of the year guys. 

Cricket Unfiltered returns with plenty of fire as Menners and Damian Watson tackle the Virat Kohli vs Travis Head drama, the fallout from online abuse, Australia's next wave of ODI talent, and some wild ICC proposals that have Mad Menners coming off the long run. The boys also dive into the future of the Big Bash, concerns around batting in Australian cricket, and controversy surrounding Cricket Australia governance — before finishing with a musical-themed Ashes sledge and some classic “Can't Let It Go” chaos.  Timecodes: (2:14) Virat Kohli vs Travis Head reignites after IPL handshake drama (5:35) Online abuse targeting Travis Head's family and the darker side of social media (15:21) Josh Inglis captains Australia as Ollie Peake closes in on debut (21:42) Mad Menners unloads on the ICC's pink ball proposal for bad light in Tests (26:04) Cricket Australia's batting concerns, Sheffield Shield scheduling debate, and Big Bash impact (44:20) Wicked opens the Women's World Cup — and Menners has a Les Misérables plan for England in the 2027 Ashes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week's episode is all about debate. How will Alice and Doug's relationship hold up after some devastating arguments? And how will the devastating arguments hold up when it turns out they're pretty darn silly to argue about? Also, in a real “What are we, really?” moment, Google's AI summary explains Going Terribly to Going Terribly. It's pretty wild.For real, though. Is cereal a soup? The battle lines are drawn.Other discussion topics may include:- The longest NSYNC title- Ice cream cake is better when it has cake in it- Could God have been a shopping addict?- Absurd left turns- Would you like to sit on a comfy heated toilet forever?

Ep.#1 "Bequeath" credits: Bequeath written & narrated by Xavier Combe Episode written & produced by Jim Hall Bienvenue! We are delighted you are here for our inaugural episode. May we set the table for you with some fine French wine (1958 Chateau Lafite Rothschild) and pair it with American Velveeta Cheese Product. Oui, you are in for a Une aventure mouvementee!(Wild Ride). Chock-full of Absurd & Quirky stories and song. Canary Canard is your Paris Home Companion without the Prairie... Presented from the stage of the Muffy Drake Lost Bistro Cabaret, you will hear quirky & absurd songs and stories with a French sensibility and worldview. Xavier Combe had a storied career while working at French public radio for decades as a translator that included being the voice of Nobel Prize Lauerates and Academy Award winners. Jim Hall is a 2-time Peabody Award winner for his work in television as part of an investigative team. Together, they forged a Franco-American alliance with Canary Canard Studios. CC produces podcasts and short films with over 100 Official Selections worldwide.  Take a look and listen here: canarycanard.com WARNING: Full Disclosure-Elements of this podcast were made with AI. It's apparent, the fix is in, and has been in the works for some time to flip the script into Autocracy. As creatives, what are we to do? How can we possibly fight back with equal measure? Canary Canard Studios was created to be a cudgel to Far Right politics. We ultimately felt like we were taking a knife to thermonuclear gunfight. The struggle was how to amplify our voice and message to Roll Back this RED TIDE. Artificial intelligence was used in the production of this podcast. We disclose that openly because we understand the concern. AI carries profound risks: it exists in a world already marked by war, violence, disinformation, and the possible displacement of artists and human labor. We do not dismiss those fears; we share many of them. For us, AI is not authorship, ideology, or replacement. It is a tool governed by human hands, human judgment, and human values. We remain fully responsible for every creative and ethical choice. But, why? We believe the world is hurtling, yet again, towards a critical mass and Democracy is worth saving, by any means necessary.  In the end: “Well, Doctor, what have we got—a republic or a monarchy?” Ben Franklin replied: “A republic, if you can keep it.”    

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Today we discuss why I don't give one F about Hantavirus and why you probably shouldn't either. We also get into why Saylor hatred has become a failed IQ test for Bitcoin maxis, what Elon's DODGE really was, and why calling it a “once in a lifetime opportunity” is true, just not in the way most people mean it. We also talk about the White House Ballroom fight and why it may be one of the dumbest political hills Democrats have picked lately. From there we move into silver and ask whether 70 to 80 dollar silver is the new … Continue reading →