Psycho Surfer of the Apocalypse

Someone owed Nick's great grandmother, aka "Grambo", gambling money back in the early 70's. To collect it, she went into the OG Sicilian social club, guns blazin' like Steve McQueen in the Magnificent 7.

This episode will not be in the graphic novel nor reflects the views of its creators. But yet, it is guaranteed to amuse you. Jim Morrison would be proud. 

As Mort Daisy comes out of his Daisy chain discovery he realizes he must rule the world. Then another artist steps in with the same idea and that's when the mayhem begins.

In this week's episode Mortimer Daisy takes his "Daisy Chain" serum and his brain has the high powered mental capability to operate his alter ego, ROBOT X! As part of his mental raging from the serum, Mort and his robot go wilding through the back alleys like a phantom metal Sasquatch. Original song, "Sasquatch" from the band, The 4th Floor is the backdrop for Mort's rampage through the city.

This is the origin story of Mortimer DaIsy. Nick Novella, aka, The Psycho Surfer's arch enemy. Mortimer was a highly advanced robotics engineer and neurobiologist that in a vision on night under a psychotropic drug advanced mankind into the robot age so he could save man from himself. Part 1 of a 3 part series.

Nick while paddling up the Jersey Coast line from 300 years ago, he recognizes an old burnt out pier that survived the nuclear holocaust. He remembers it a Jenkinson's Pier in Point Pleasant NJ. As he paddles through avoiding radioactive mutants, his mind flashes to his younger days. In his old life when he was a comedian with the crack addict ventriloquist team of Otto and George. George was the puppet and Otto was the dummy. He also remembers their comedy mobster driver, Zool, who ends up being fed to an alligator and gets his 15 minutes of fame on the cable show, Swamp People.

As Nick is paddling away from giant mutant creatures trying to eat him, he continues to recall his early life as a child in the schoolyard in Darconia New Jersey 300 years ago. Paul Canter, a child who innocently, unknowingly without sexual malice, goosed a girl. The sadistic nuns as a punishment make Paul's parents buy a girl's uniform and dress him like a girl for a week, giving him future transvestite tendencies.

As Nick floats on his surfboard, recuperating from his last battle with a giant squid creature of the post nuclear world, he reminisces about growing up in draconica New Jersey and his first school yard fight inflicted upon him by the bullies.

Psycho Surfer is the story of Nick Novella, an Italian Jersey hit man from the early 90's who while attempting to assassinate the Pope is kidnapped and wakes up on an operating table. After being put under he wakes up again in a future version of Earth. Because the planet has endured a thermonuclear war and all society as we know it has been destroyed, he doesn't know where he is or how he got there or even worse, what time period it is. He ponders the time period thing over and over because he now has to face deadly violent mutants, cyborgs and alien creatures on a daily basis. Because the bombs have cracked all the tectonic plates all over the planet, Nick also has to deal with the problem of tsunami like tidal waves appearing at any moment to destroy him as he searches for his identity and a way back home to who he was.