Recorder and Sam

We take a look behind the scenes of Recorder and Sam with the hosts Tucker Avery and Kenny Boucher. They talk about their dreams and aspirations for Recorder & Sam, as well as some problems they have encountered. Sit back and relax while they reminisce over their first year of podcasting. Want to send the show a message or ask a question? Email us at Recorderandsam@gmail.com Support the show! https://www.patreon.com/recorderandsam Discord Server: https://discord.gg/SMyexz

A future villain is baffled when his past self willingly makes the same mistake. The captain of the Ambiguous Corsairs gives into a deep inner bloodlust.  What happens when you mix evocation magic into divination magic? What does it feel like? How crazy are wizards? How does anyone not know about these current events? Do orphans need a patio if they can't go outside? What's the difference between a shade, shadow, and ghost? How does a wizard experiment in the dark? How is a wizard like a hermit crab? How do you determine if you’re crazy? Rooster banana slipknot? Lightning-bolt chair penguin! What can’t you juice to get alcohol? Want to send the show a message or ask a question? Email us at Recorderandsam@gmail.com Support the show! https://www.patreon.com/recorderandsam Discord Server: https://discord.gg/SMyexz

A behemoth lurks beneath the depths, stirred by the storm above, when the Scylla rises, how will the Ambiguous Corsairs survive? What the hell is Sam holding? When is never? How many customers can Hraf and Arbid have? At what age can a child leave an orphanage? How is an orphanage shut down? Do you stock an orphanage? Are detectives essential? Is Sam hoarding medicinal cider? Did Recorder get put in a box? What makes you dead? How do people report a haunted library during a pandemic? What does an archon do during a pandemic? How fast can Sam run? If it’s closed, why would it be open? Can you still treat a disease with fire? How nice are Teddy’s pajamas? Why does Teddy have a big pole with a hook on it?   Want to send the show a message or ask a question? Email us at Recorderandsam@gmail.com Support the show! https://www.patreon.com/recorderandsam Discord Server: https://discord.gg/SMyexz

On a shrouded lake on an island on a lake on an island a dragon’s residual magic is used to help out the Ambiguous Corsairs.  How does Recorder do a podcast on his own? How does a big city deal with a pandemic? Who can and can't get sick? Why does Sam cough on all the pillows? Is Sam really immune to diseases? How do you shop with no market? How do you catch a werewolf who doesn't know they are a werewolf while the city is in lock-down? How much apple cider does Sam buy? How do teenagers manage to buy a ship? How similar are teenagers and thespians? How does magic really work with diseases or science? Has Sam ever met any real merfolk? Just how long is this pandemic going to last?! Want to send the show a message or ask a question? Email us at Recorderandsam@gmail.com Support the show! https://www.patreon.com/recorderandsam Discord Server: https://discord.gg/SMyexz

Stepping through reality, a determined captain chases after an airborne enemy with reckless abandon.  Is there really no guest today?! How can Sam really be this bad at the job he’s given himself? Does being mauled mean the target died? Another wolf problem, could they be related? Does anything ever really get resolved? Do wyverns have stingers? Is it still the high ground if there is no ground? Are boats ships or are ships boats? Do ghost birds have the softest down? Can you suffocate in a ghost? Can something be wrong over all but right in the moment? Has Sam ever talked about being drunk before? Woah,what just happened? Want to send the show a message or ask a question? Email us at Recorderandsam@gmail.com Support the show! https://www.patreon.com/recorderandsam Discord Server: https://discord.gg/SMyexz

An eager captain holds a crew mate's hate in check as he asks an inventor for a ridiculous favor.  Can you chip a tooth in a dream? When is a good season to harvest fog? What is “pretty ghost stuff”? Why does Sam have so little information? How do you kill a boat? Is getting eaten by wyverns ever the better choice? How DO you get into the adventurers guild? *wink wink* What yard do you want to crash in? Is there a god of tables? Is a fruit bowl still a fruit bowl if there is no fruit in it? Is king death really a king? Or about death? Or real? How do you not have a neck? Want to send the show a message or ask a question? Email us at Recorderandsam@gmail.com Support the show! https://www.patreon.com/recorderandsam Discord Server: https://discord.gg/SMyexz

A relic of the slaughter god calls out too strongly to the captain and he seeks an alternate method of dealing with its malevolent whispers.  Who is the lady? What good is a Borp? What really is a farmer? MMMM borp? Is “The Unnamed Adventurers Guild” a good name? What is a contract? What is a mephit? What is a melon? What do mephits want with spell components? Does throwing a cured idol into the ocean fix the problem? Is Borp a prototype? Is stealing good? When a wizard makes something alive, what does it know… because Borp doesn’t know any of that! What is rat-wine? How do you make rat-wine? How many rats do you need to make a bottle or rat-wine? Why are they talking so much about rat-wine? What is the plural of homunculus? Can Borp eat tape? Want to send the show a message or ask a question? Email us at Recorderandsam@gmail.com Support the show! https://www.patreon.com/recorderandsam Discord Server: https://discord.gg/SMyexz

At the cost of several naval soldiers the crew finally creates a name for themselves, literally.  Are jobs and death the same thing? Can you run an unorganized gambling ring? Why do fireballs require bat poop? Is the ratio of bat poop to fireball the same as the fireball gets gigantic?  Why does eagle poop make you sexier? What does giving a centaur a piggy back ride look like? How loud do you have to yell to get a spell out? Do government officials HAVE to be elected? How is a magic item not a cursed item? What color would Recorder’s hair be? Can stories be magic? Can narration be magic? What is the most magic word of all? What counts as exploring or discovering? Is everything we know about discovered? Want to send the show a message or ask a question? Email us at Recorderandsam@gmail.com Support the show! https://www.patreon.com/recorderandsam Discord Server: https://discord.gg/SMyexz

A mysterious shop owner seems to always know what’s going and have some helpfully cryptic answers for Recremen.  Why does Sam keep passing out in random places in Lattice? MMMM? MMMMHA? Are horses or centaurs cousins? How good is a centaur’s hearing? How good can a centaur be at disguises? What do you do when a terrible son dies? What defines a mob boss? Is Sam a bad dad? Do you have to be trained to talk to animals? Are horses actually funny? Are or are not impending wolf doom? What do embroidery and sword fighting have in common? Why does Recorder do horrifying things? How do you put pants on a horse? Who knew manes and tails were sensitive topics?! You can only be ridden with consent; that’s a fact. Want to send the show a message or ask a question? Email us at Recorderandsam@gmail.com Support the show! https://www.patreon.com/recorderandsam Discord Server: https://discord.gg/SMyexz

Something watches down on us, eyes ever vigilant, gaining the truest of information, preparing to enact some grand cosmic placement.  Where is “Down Under”? What is a pulquif? Palkwiff? Pulquift? Where even is it?! What does it have to do with blood? How can Sam be bad at The Days of Forging? How has The Winter Exodus changed in the past couple decades? How big does a beard have to be to equal three panchos? How do you spend The Long Night? How much can you eat during The Clans Feast? How do you even spell Tuminor? Do Arrow Meet and Arrow Sunder even count as holidays? Is the Night of Remembrance as good as the Long Night?  Why is Frostival? ...Duck? Want to send the show a message or ask a question? Email us at Recorderandsam@gmail.com Support the show! https://www.patreon.com/recorderandsam

As promised here is the Link to our Patreon! Computers are expensive!  Support the show! https://www.patreon.com/recorderandsam Due to a hardware malfunction Recorder and Sam has been knocked off schedule. We will be back in the next week or so with Episode 22. Thank you for your patience and understanding while we get back on our feet.    

A tempting switch entices a would be pirate captain to pull it and cause massive repercussions world wide.  What is a shade? Why did Sam bring one out in the middle of the day? What can he do under the table? How can a paladin be a warlock? Is it really just his face? Is it really dangerous to go alone? Do watches exist? Can dogs sew? Who would win: an armored wolf or a farmer with a pitchfork? Are you concerned about a wolf army? Want to send the show a message or ask a question? Email us at Recorderandsam@gmail.com Support the show! https://www.patreon.com/recorderandsam

A fight is made by strategy and positioning, done in part by the first mates unlikely friend; What does Sam have against labeling things? How many conversations have YOU had while sitting next to a watermelon? What does a dire wolf need with an army? Are people made out of rabbits? Do zombies drink beer? Why would you put a magical house inside your real house? Does Lattice act as magical battery? Why is marrying your patron a bad idea? Why does Teddy think simulacrums are a good idea to replace him in meetings? Should we ever say “bubbling puddle of Teddy” again? Have you even seen a bird? How specific can a deck of cards be? Want to send the show a message or ask a question? Email us at Recorderandsam@gmail.com Support the show! https://www.patreon.com/recorderandsam

A signature weapon is used to end the life of a truly villainous but gravity still proves to be a problem; Can you really see the future? Why is nothing fireproofed? Why did Teddy push Sam down? Did Teddy really send the illusion into the woods? Why does Sam think he’s an expert in dimension doors? How do evil and/or good do? How do demons run companies? How would you feel about knowing your own death? How do you give someone amnesia? Want to send the show a message or ask a question? Email us at Recorderandsam@gmail.com Support the show! https://www.patreon.com/recorderandsam  

An orc army lays waste to an elven civilization and consumes the remains; one god approves while the rest turn their eyes.  Whats the difference between what was and what is: costumes or murder? Would you rather hide behind locked doors or get candy? Want to send the show a message or ask a question? Email us at Recorderandsam@gmail.com Support the show! https://www.patreon.com/recorderandsam  

Why is an old lady selling goods from a shabby shack in a frigid mountain crevice? Who talks to plants? Who knew there was a commune in the woods? What’s the difference between Obad Hai and Ehlonna? What’s the difference between clerics and druids? How do you speak to a bird, not just AT a bird? What is a roc? How drunk does Sam really get? Just what is a Lattician Ratbird? Want to send the show a message or ask a question? Email us at Recorderandsam@gmail.com

Captain Gnash muses about his once and future plan.  Sam actually dragged a keg into the woods? Can you really be forced to go no a vacation? Can you make ink out of a pheasant? Is anything ink if you believe it to be? Is Sam too drunk to understand what dictation is? Would you still buy that banana? What is guff? How can you walk a lighthouse? What happened to John Smith? How does the resurrection spell work? Want to send the show a message or ask a question? Email us at Recorderandsam@gmail.com  

The crew learns very quickly how to address a new culture… Sam has a teenage daughter? Is Teddy okay during his kidnapping? What really happened to the lighthouse? WHO STEALS A LIGHTHOUSE?! Is Johnathan the Great really all that great? Does Sam condone underage drinking and gambling? Are bugbears good babysitters? How magical of a pet can you get for 500 gold? How much do you want to eat breakfast at the Drunk Duck? Want to send the show a message or ask a question? Email us at Recorderandsam@gmail.com

The mists reveal that the ships mage’s mentor was actually someone he knew very well with a storied past he was very invested in.  How does a lighthouse vanish? Why are Lenny and Sam so in sync? Just what is Lenny doing with the Lizardfolk? Why is so much time spent talking about fishing? Who really enjoys fishing?! Can Lenny really truly go straight and start his own business? What really is Pandora?   Want to send the show a message or ask a question? Email us at Recorderandsam@gmail.com  

Captain Mayhaps puts his newest crew-mate into his place.  Why does Sam think kidnapping is a good answer? What is a traditional kidnap-victim name? Why does Sam hate fliers? Where does Bob the orc hail from? What has happened to Teddy?! Why is Recorder being so vague? Will our hosts actually follow through on their plans? Want to send the show a message or ask a question? Email us at Recorderandsam@gmail.com  

The Ambiguous Corsairs wander wearily through the woods to meet a mysterious creature.  Where really are Climb’s Woods? What does a dryad do with her pets? What kind of tech do orcs develop? Is the river a good place for things to go? Why is identify so expensive?! How smart are orcs? How long can Sam and Recorder go while not mentioning their guest is basically naked. Want to send the show a message or ask a question? Email us at Recorderandsam@gmail.com

Recorder and Sam address try to explain some of the terminology they have been using directly to their audience. After all what are bits, fan mail and editing? Sam finds “Recorder’s surprise box of fun” and is now afraid of being bitten by Recorder’s Junk. Want to send the show a message or ask a question? Email us at Recorderandsam@gmail.com

A maniacal gnoll finds a series of electrical pets.  What the hell is that over there?! Did Sam just admit to kidnapping? Does vanity outweigh purity? Are Sam and Recorder evil? What really is ‘good’? Does Sam really have monk training? Can Recorder really find his junk? Is it’s girth truly unfathomable? What chump asks about planar travel and economics with those words? Is mining hell a good venture?

A dying god screams its death throes as our heroes say goodbye.  What is the difference between kidnapping, conscription, and thievery?  Does reverse psychology really work? Does citizenship require pants? How do you know if you’ve had your brain enchanted? How big is Lattice? Is up an option? How do you feel about learning city planning?

When met with a rock and a hard place a captain dives off a waterfall to impress a chieftain.  Did Sam really get the mayor out to the woods? Who says Sam and Teddy don’t go get smashed? Sam has allergies? Why does Recorder still think he’s the mayor? Did you ever gamble on a fart? Teddy stops by and brings up some interesting new info!

A second Captain Gnash? Theft is on the rise in Lattice and yogurt is the solution? Sam got audio from a rally meeting with a Priest, but how? Recorder hosts Monstrous Moments. What are recorder and Sam’s favorite gifts? The forest is still on fire? And Sam takes a good, long, hard look at Recorder’s junk. Want to send the show a message or ask a question? Email us at Recorderandsam@gmail.com

A cocky orc is shown disrespect during his signature attack… Which is worse: Eating grass or starving? What’s more inside than your guts? What’s wrong with drugs? Why is Hraf not vague and mysterious? Who is more racist, Sam, Hraf, or Recorder? Who is the most philosophical? What does a three sided coin look like? These are the types of questions that come up when a goblin blows our hosts minds!

A smiling first mate knows his fate and does what he must… How do phoenixes actually die? What punk would steal the town square statue? Who are the Night Haulers and what do they do? A fan spurs Sam to interview Recorder about his time in The Great War: Did he have friends? What was Recorder’s rank? Which side of the war was he on? Are we gonna ignore that Recorder would not answer that last question?

A would-be thief meets the watch dogs… The city streets are collapsing? Cockarices rise up from a local farm? Arson… or maybe just forest fires? Neither is good… How do you feel about drugs and/or planks of wood? Did Sam kidnap a guy? Let’s talk to Lenny and forget about that last question!  

A nightmare plagues Recremen, beginning to lead him down a new path… How’d you like a lesson about the planerverse from a drunken bar owner spurred by a sentient war era construct? What about if buildings are set on fire? What about a very in depth conversation about a small fancy music box that cost Sam only 5 gold? Well how about you have a listen and find out! Email us at Recorderandsam@gmail.com

The would-be captain is undoubtedly usurped by Captain Mayhaps… Sam shows off a new music box he’s picked up in town! The duo discuss work, how to milk chickens for eggs, otyughs, and how bugbears are such good chefs… sometimes, and about Karsys the Elegant’s totally flawless campaign strategy. Email us at Recorderandsam@gmail.com

The evil deity descends upon the world below, preparing to swallow it… Sam, a drunk business owner, works with his new buddy Recorder, a sentient construct who has been waiting in the wood, to do a favor for the mayor: get the people informed. How does the ineffable drunk decide to do this? Flyers? Touring? No, inventing something completely new to Inundatia: Podcasting.     Email us at Recorderandsam@gmail.com