The Terrible Business of Salmon & Dusk is a podcasted novel (of sorts). When Theodora Jones’s boyfriend disappears, she is the only person in the world who remembers him. Trying to find him leads her to the door of Salmon & Dusk (detectives, thieves and time-travellers). Theo’s adventure will lead her off the maps into some very strange times and places – and put all of human history at risk. Her life, your life and everyone else’s life will never be quite the same again. For fans of Neil Gaiman and Douglas Adams. Written and read by Myke Bartlett. A Burnt Toast Production.
Nero is in deepening water, Theo is washed up and Kilbey is out for a song. A special two part festive tale for Salmon and Dusk.
Theo and Kilbey find Josh – but someone else has beaten them to him. Or do we mean someTHINGS else? Peril awaits!
Blake looks for the Fallen and falls foul of the Dark. Theo and Kilbey seek shelter – and discover what is in the box. Rereleased in mp3 for Spotify.
Nero finds an extra cat and meets some deadly nuns. Kilbey and Theo are in a terrifying fight for their lives – and their souls. The dark is on the loose. Rereleased in mp3 for Spotify.
Just what is Blake actually investigating? How does time-travel work? What happened to Josh? Why is Theo in two places at once? At least half of these questions are answered in this week's episode of The Terrible Business of Salmon and Dusk. Rereleased in mp3 for Spotify.
Theo tries to convince Kilbey to help find her boyfriend – but can she afford the fee? Rereleased in mp3 for Spotify.
Theo travels back in time – or does she? – and meets Salmon and/or Dusk. Rereleased in mp3 for Spotify.
Jonah Blake is not who he says he is. The Albion is not when Theo needs it to be. Will either of those sentences make sense by the end of this episode? Rereleased in mp3 for Spotify.
Looking for her disappeared boyfriend, Theo stumbles onto a murder scene. Rereleased in mp3 for Spotify.
Josh has disappeared. Or is Theo losing it? Rereleased in mp3 for Spotify.
In mp3 format for Spotify: Theo wants to wake up with something to regret. Josh gets spooked.
It's the final episode of Book I. A mystery will be solved, a seduction will be attempted and questions will be asked.
Death comes to the floating manor. Trapped on a floating island in the dark, will Kilbey, Theo and Nero ever find their way home? Peril abounds in this, the penultimate episode of How to Disappear Completely!
The Fallen are hiding on a floating manor. There lies the reason for the disappearance of Theo's boyfriend. The end is in sight. If only Kilbey, Theo and Nero could work out how to get there.
Kilbey is still alive and maybe that's Theo's fault. With Nero's help, they start to put the pieces together. The picture they make isn't pretty. And what is a floating manor, exactly?
Theo and Kilbey are lost in the fog – or are they? Can they find themselves (and the exit) before a murderous butcher finds them?
Theo sells her soul. Kilbey tries to sell a box. Death comes to call.
Theo goes in search of the man who used to be her boyfriend. Kilbey tries to get rid of a box of forbidden maps. And, with a deadly clock ticking in his wrist, Nero is ready to be somebody else.
Blake looks for the Fallen and falls foul of the Dark. Theo and Kilbey seek shelter – and discover what is in the box.
Nero finds an extra cat and meets some deadly nuns. Kilbey and Theo are in a terrifying fight for their lives – and their souls. The dark is on the loose.
A quick introduction to the strange world of Salmon and Dusk.
Theo and Kilbey find Josh – but someone else has beaten them to him. Or do we mean someTHINGS else? Peril awaits!
Just what is Blake actually investigating? How does time-travel work? What happened to Josh? Why is Theo in two places at once? At least half of these questions are answered in this week's episode of The Terrible Business of Salmon and Dusk.
Theo tries to convince Kilbey to help find her boyfriend – but can she afford the fee?
Theo travels back in time – or does she? – and meets Salmon and/or Dusk.
Jonah Blake is not who he says he is. The Albion is not when Theo needs it to be. Will either of those sentences make sense by the end of this episode?
Looking for her disappeared boyfriend, Theo stumbles onto a murder scene.
Josh has disappeared. Or is Theo losing it?
Theo wants to wake up with something to regret. Josh gets spooked.
On what might be the very last day of human history, Theo gets fired from the Camden Café. But it isn't all good news.
Theodora Jones has arrived in London, looking for a life. On her first night, she gets a glimpse of exactly how strange that new life might be. A taster of the new podcast The Terrible Business of Salmon & Dusk. Book I: How to Disappear Completely begins Christmas 2023.