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Ellen and Evie discuss their opinions on your problems. Anything from relationship problems to holiday drama, the girls try and give some valuable advice... with a few laughs along the way.

Ellen & Evie


    • May 16, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 39m AVG DURATION
    • 14 EPISODES


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    14. I'M BACK! But your orgasm is not.

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2021 67:08


    I AM BACK and better than ever with the new and improved According to... Evie! In this brand new format, I am introducing our STT (sexy times topic), which this week was how often are my girl friends finishing *if you do not like the word cum, please skip. I also chat about two dilemmas: a controlling boyfriend who won't let his girlfriend go on nights out without him, and a couple whose sex life is non-existent. We finish (pun intended) with a listener's question all about the equally terrifying and exciting first dates. Follow the podcast on @according_to_Evie and follow the link in the bio to submit your dilemma. New episodes every Sunday evening. Lots of love and enjoy xoxo

    13. THE DATING APP SPECIAL: The Do's and Don'ts with Our Guest: CHARLIE

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2020 60:21


    THE WAIT HAS COME TO AN END! This is our comprehensive list of the do's and don'ts of online dating featuring our special guest and close friend, Charlie (a real boy!!!). We talk everything from photos to bios to texting each other. We also have a submission from a listener who talks about her experience going on a dating with a tinder match... Tune in for an in-depth discussion about Evie's dating woes, Ellen's lessons from working Evie's Bumble account and Charlie's wonderful insights into boys with fishing pics. As usual follow us on insta @according_to_us_ and follow Ellen's new gifting business @themaraubox

    12. MY BF's FRIENDS HATE ME?! And a Bestie with an Alcohol Problem

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2020 40:31


    WELCOME BACK! We have a brand new segment at the end of today's episode so stay tuned for our THERAPY session!! We also have some very chatty questions about a girl whose boyfriend's friends don't like her and a friend who may or may not have a binge drinking problem. It's juicy. As always follow us on insta: @according_to_us_ and we love reading your submissions so keep them coming! love ya and enjoy xx

    11. HOOKING UP WITH A TAKEN MAN, Isolation Sexy Time and Moving on Too Soon?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2020 37:44


    Who's ready for a SPICY episode?!! We sure are! Episode eleven is all about how to spice things up when we're stuck in isolation (18:13s and 25:55s), whether or not to hook up with a boy you know is in a relationship (3:16s) and is it too soon to move on from an ex you're still friends with (10:24s)! We loved this one and we hope you do too. As usual, keep submitting your questions and follow our insta @according_to_us_ to stay up to date with all the juicy episode goss. Love you long time xx

    10. HOUSEMATE DRAMA, An Out-of-Love Boyfriend and Ending Things Nicely

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2020 26:25


    OMG NO WAY WE'RE BACK?!?! And for our 10th episode! We thought this would be the perfect time to crank out a brand new episode of According To Us to distract you from what's happening in this crazyyyyy world. In this episode we have a chat about some housemate drama (oof), a boyfriend who may be losing feelings and how to break up with your BFF's brother!! It's juicy guys. Stay safe and we'll see you for a new episode very soon. Follow us on insta @according_to_us_ love you xx

    9. QUESTIONING SEXUALITY, a Mental Health Break-up and Confessions

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2020 33:50


    Hello hello it’s us again! We’re back and we kick things off with an update on our NYE resolutions and some great recommendations to eat and to watch! We also have a chat about a girl wanting to break up with her bf because of his mental health (6:21), a teen who is confused about their sexuality (16:40) and yet another toxic friendship (22:45; see also Ep 1, 4, & 7). We’ve introduced our new CONFESSION segment in this episode and it’s very naughty so stay tuned xx enjoy and follow us @according_to_us_

    8. HOARDER HOUSE, Sh*t Sex and A Virgin

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2020 36:42


    Welcome back! We played to our strengths to start off this episode and dished out some good ol’ sex advice to someone in a sh*tty sex fling (3:30) and to someone who’s dating a 20 year old virgin (15:45)! We also had a juicy question about a family of hoarders with a very messy house (20:55). Don’t forget to stay tuned for our update section at the very end as well, its an interesting one (28:15). As always, love you guys and chuck us a follow if you haven’t @according_to_us_ xoxo

    7. WHEN IT DOESN'T FIT, An Awkward Crush and A Toxic Bestie with Guest: ELIJAH

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2020 35:51


    Oh baby, are we excited to announce our SECOND podcast guest, Evie's little brother ELIJAH! We threw him in the deep end a little with questions about a friendship breakup, an awkward sexperience with a crush and how to make someone feel more confident and less intimidated in the bedroom. We also have ANOTHER update and it's super positive, so look forward to it at the end of the episode. As usual, follow us on @according_to_us and don't stop submitting! love you all xxx

    6. SPICING THINGS UP IN THE BEDROOM and Unattainable Love

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 2020 38:39


    To use our favourite descriptive word, this episode is juicy! We've got a dilemma about falling for girls who are unattainable and two questions about one of our favourite topics: SEX. One person has a partner who makes off-putting sex noises and the other has one who only enjoys missionary... have a listen to hear all the details. Follow us on @according_to_us_ and enjoy xx

    5. FAKING ORGASMS and A Racist Family With Our First Guest

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2019 47:45


    Oh boy do we have an exciting episode for you. We're talking all things FAKING ORGASMS, TROUBLES BEING SINGLE, A RACIST FAMILY and MISSING AN EX with our SPECIAL GUEST! Settle in guys, its a long and juicy one this week. Follow us @according_to_us_ for more exciting episodes and updates! Enjoy xx

    1. SELFISH BOYFRIENDS, Compulsive Liars and Assumptions About Men

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2019 38:23


    GUYS! Podcast Episode One is here and wow are we excited for you to hear this one.  In our first ever episode we talk all things selfish boyfriends, compulsive liars and assumptions about men. Keep submitting your dilemmas via the link in our Instagram bio @according_to_us_ and happy listening!

    2. MY BOYFRIEND'S BEST FRIEND KISSED ME?!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2019 27:02


    We're back at it again and this time with some juicy questions about troubles being single, an argument with a boss and a kiss from a boyfriend's bestie! We also introduce our new segment this ep: Questions We Aren't Qualified to Answer! Don't forget to keep sending in your submissions to have your dilemmas answered in next week's episode! Stay in loop via our Instagram @according_to_us_

    4. CRITICAL MUMS, Clingy Friends & Cross-Continental Love

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2019 32:30


    Welcome back for our fourth episode of According to Us! This week we're bringing you FOUR questions from a variety of topics, including: what to do when your boyfriend's mum thinks you're 'too quiet', how to decide between moving overseas for love or staying put, how to ditch a bad friend who keeps clinging on and how to support a friend through an abortion. Our fave segment 'Questions We're Not Qualified to Answer' is back again too! Stay in loop via our Instagram @according_to_us_

    3. BREAKUPS, Constant Fighting and Ending a Long-Term Relationship

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2019 24:18


    Podcast episode three is coming at you guys from BALI! We know its late but please forgive us and this god awful wifi... I'm sure we'll update you all on our Bali gossip next week. BUT FOR NOW we have an episode all about BREAKUPS. We have someone who wants to let a nice boy down easy, we have someone not feeling the *spark* in their long-term relationship and finally we have a couple who are always fighting over the little things. This week's QUESTIONS WE AREN'T QUALIFIED TO ANSWER is a cracker! Enjoy guys. Stay in loop via our Instagram @according_to_us_

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