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Two cousins talking about their life and the world around them.

Caleb&MarcusUncensored


    • Sep 16, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 29m AVG DURATION
    • 25 EPISODES


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    Announcement Regarding School and the Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2020 1:03


    We apologize for not releasing last week and are meeting today to figure out the balance between the podcast and school.

    Episode 21: The Ramblings of Two Tired Boys

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2020 25:05


    We talk, you listen. If you want to find their website and read the new blog go to calebandmarcusuncensored.com. If you want to get in touch, email calebandmarcusuncensored@gmail.com or find other episodes at https://anchor.fm/calebandmarcusuncensored.

    Episode 20: Caleb, Marcus, and Friends Uncensored

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2020 30:55


    In the newest episode Caleb and Marcus have their siblings (Jack, Hannah, and Grace) on to discuss a multitude of topics ranging from The Incredibles 2, to the three things Hannah was most disappointed to learn in the summer. Enjoy! If you want to find their website and read the new blog go to calebandmarcusuncensored.com. If you want to get in touch, email calebandmarcusuncensored@gmail.com or find other episodes at https://anchor.fm/calebandmarcusuncensored.

    Episode 19: The Cannon and the Crow

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2020 29:19


    In this episode Caleb and Marcus discuss a farmer who uses a cannon to scare away crows, they also talk about animals the size of buses, and weird things Marcus finds on amazon. If you want to find their website and read the new blog go to calebandmarcusuncensored.com. If you want to get in touch, email calebandmarcusuncensored@gmail.com or find other episodes at https://anchor.fm/calebandmarcusuncensored.

    Episode 18: Fun Dip Mafia

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2020 32:45


    Caleb is back in the latest episode of Caleb and Marcus Uncensored. In this episode Caleb and Marcus plug their new website (https://sites.google.com/view/calebandmarcusuncensored) an unnecessary amount of times. They also discuss why Caleb might have gotten involved in a furniture Mafia and how they would ship Fun Dip across the country without anyone knowing. They then read out a long story from their favorite podcast reviewer L-a Staer! If you want to find their website and read the new blog go to https://sites.google.com/view/calebandmarcusuncensored. If you want to get in touch, email calebandmarcusuncensored@gmail.com or find other episodes at https://anchor.fm/calebandmarcusuncensored.

    Episode 17: Marcus and… Jack? Uncensored

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2020 31:56


    In this episode, Jack and Marcus stray away from the usual. They discuss trivia cards, go through some of Marcus' old school journals, and even take a look at his Google Drive!!! They then proceed to end the show in quite a fashion.

    Episode 16: A Cat With An MBA

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2020 29:15


    In this show the two lads discuss a goat who committed armed robbery, Kanye West's plan for the white house, and Caleb explaining the electoral college to Marcus. In the second half they discuss the film A Life In A Day, as well as pets with college diplomas. If you want to get in touch, email calebandmarcusuncensored@gmail.com or find other episodes at https://anchor.fm/calebandmarcusuncensored.

    Episode 15: The Fine Line Between Genius and Insanity

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2020 30:50


    In this podcast Caleb and Marcus discuss the Venice of the north, and jet skies. They also shamelessly plug their own podcast episode (seriously listen to an Animatronic Dolphin). In the second half they talk common misconceptions and quotes, and forget to read out emails. Please send in your ranking of the Harry Potter books, we would love to do an episode about it! If you would like to feature you can email calebandmarcusuncensored@gmail.com or find other episodes at https://anchor.fm/calebandmarcusuncensored.

    Episode 14: Beats by Joshua

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2020 27:16


    In this episode, Caleb and Marcus are joined by Joshua, Marcus's brother, an aspiring DJ. On the show, Joshua plays some of his songs, and Caleb and Marcus attempt to guess them. The episode is music heavy but it's a fun one, so settle in! Thanks to Joshua for coming on the show and playing his music. If you would like to feature you can email calebandmarcusuncensored@gmail.com or find other episodes at https://anchor.fm/calebandmarcusuncensored.

    Episode 13: An Anamatronic Dolphin

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2020 30:49


    In this episode Caleb and Marcus discuss animatronic dolphins and other animatronic pets, they also play a little game in which Marcus tries to guess whether words relate to football or food. They round things off by reading an exciting story about someone who slept on top of a water tower. If you want to get in touch, email calebandmarcusuncensored@gmail.com or find other episodes at https://anchor.fm/calebandmarcusuncensored.

    Episode 12: SPOILERS ALERT!!! Ranking The Harry Potter Books With Our Siblings

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2020 52:16


    SPOILERS ALERT!!! IF YOU DON'T WANT THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS SPOILED, DON'T LISTEN. In this latest episode, the prodigious pair find themselves at a mic with their siblings. The five each rank the seven Harry Potter books and then discuss them with the group. Brace yourself for a very interesting episode. If you want to get in touch, email calebandmarcusuncensored@gmail.com or find other episodes at https://anchor.fm/calebandmarcusuncensored.

    Episode 11: A 3 v 3 Battle Royale For Our Souls

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2020 33:38


    In this latest episode of Caleb and Marcus Uncensored, these charming chaps are finally face to face! They discuss a bet for their souls, make some more odd animal puns (only Marcus) and read emails with a very persistent message towards Caleb. Listen to find out what it is. If you want to get in touch, email calebandmarcusuncensored@gmail.com or find other episodes at https://anchor.fm/calebandmarcusuncensored.

    Episode 10: The Great Pizza Robbery - Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2020 28:37


    Caleb and Marcus are back and today they discuss The Great Pizza Robbery Part 2, they also spend a long time discussing the highest-grossing movies of all times both with and without inflation (brace yourselves... things get wild). They also discuss the average color of the universe and read out emails. If you want to get in touch, email calebandmarcusuncensored@gmail.com or find other episodes at https://anchor.fm/calebandmarcusuncensored.

    Interview With Mr. Medairy Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2020 31:13


    Listen to the second half of Caleb and Marcus's interview with Mr. Medairy.

    Episode 9: Marcus Confuses The Listeners

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2020 35:34


    In this podcast Marcus does everyone thing he can to confuse the listeners… that's basically it. There's also emails, quotes of the week, and all the other nonsense you have come to expect from Caleb and Marcus. If you want to get in touch, email calebandmarcusuncensored@gmail.com or find other episodes at https://anchor.fm/calebandmarcusuncensored.

    Interview with Mr. Medairy Part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2020 28:47


    Listen to the first half of Caleb and Marcus's interview with chemistry teacher and baseball coach Mr. Mediary.

    Episode 8: Red Hector of the Battles Maclean

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2020 33:55


    Caleb and Marcus are back with their usual nonsense for 30 minutes, first discussing an illicit pool party… that is, a socially-distant gathering. They move on to Moana and some frankly terrible animal puns that will continue to haunt the podcast forever. They read emails from listeners (people will not give up on Caleb's bow-and-arrow pizza plan!), then discuss Red Hector of the Battles Maclean and Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo, both of which are Wikipedia articles that you should look up right now! If you want to get in touch, email calebandmarcusuncensored@gmail.com or find other episodes at https://anchor.fm/calebandmarcusuncensored.

    Special Announcement!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2020 2:42


    Special Interview coming Friday, June 5th! Listen to hear a sneak peek of the coming interview.

    Episode 7: Purple People Eaters

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2020 34:05


    Warning: Neither Caleb nor Marcus are weather forecasters and should not be taken seriously!    In this episode, Caleb and Marcus discuss the song, The Purple People Eater (If you ever have listened to this song, email in to prove that Caleb's not crazy!), predict the weather, discuss hurricanes in Maryland, and try Harry Potter accents. They also discuss Marvel Movies' effects on children, plant strategies, and other general nonsense for 30 minutes. If you would like to email in with some nonsense yourself, contact them at calebandmarcusuncensored@gmail.com or find other episodes at https://anchor.fm/calebandmarcusuncensored.

    Episode 6: A New High Score

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2020 33:54


    And by a new high score we mean we have received the most emails in one week… four! Keep the emails coming, listeners! In addition to reading out emails, Caleb and Marcus discuss some advice from poison control, the comparative salaries of principals and football coaches, and the 3rd Hum Awards. Finally, we start a conversation about British slang and discuss fair use. Share the podcast with your friends and family, and if you want to get in touch, email us at calebandmarcusuncensored@gmail.com or find other episodes at https://anchor.fm/calebandmarcusuncensored.

    Episode 5: A Russian Breakfast

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2020 29:43


    We've made it through a whole month! In the fifth episode of Caleb and Marcus Uncensored, the lads talk about animals as NFL head coaches, echoes of glory, Russian Ministers of Sports who spend huge amounts on breakfast (then blames it on the French), and a teacher who dared a student to stick a quarter up their nose (or something like that). Share the podcast with your friends and family, and if you want to get in touch, email them at calebandmarcusuncensored@gmail.com or find other episodes at https://anchor.fm/calebandmarcusuncensored.

    Episode 4: "My Mom Did Not Steal a Car"

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2020 28:07


    In this week's episode of Caleb and Marcus Uncensored, Marcus tells us why he would want antiques instead of money, then proceeds to list the top three ancient antiques that he would want. They also discuss the Russo-Swedish War, a man who is foraging for his own food while stuck in self-quarantine, and they share two emails from their listeners. If you want to get in touch, email them at calebandmarcusuncensored@gmail.com or find them at https://anchor.fm/calebandmarcusuncensored.

    Episode 3: Shark Vs. Orangutan

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2020 30:02


    Third time's the charm, ladies and gentlemen! In the latest episode of Caleb and Marcus Uncensored, the pair discusses sharks, large primates, and a hypothetical fight between the two. They also talk extensively about Calvin & Hobbes, words for smells, and an object known as a Sump Pump. A challenge is also laid down to their listeners... If you want to get in touch, email them at calebandmarcusuncensored@gmail.com or find them at https://anchor.fm/calebandmarcusuncensored

    Episode 2: Action Man!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2020 27:00


    In the second episode of Caleb and Marcus Uncensored, Caleb and Marcus listen and react to a podcast made by Caleb when he was a child. It's fair to say that Caleb's 6-year-old self proves to be a better podcaster than Caleb is now... The duo also continues their conversation about objects getting stuck up their noses, and they round the show off with their quotes of the week. Get in touch with them at calebandmarcusuncensored@gmail.com, and find their podcast at https://anchor.fm/calebandmarcusuncensored

    Episode 1: Pizza Cutter Kung-Fu

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2020 31:02


    In the inaugural episode of Caleb and Marcus Uncensored, they discuss a nefarious pizza robbery, the problem that masks pose when attempting to unlock your phone, a school that may or may not have a car as its mascot, and the world's richest pets. Get in touch with them at calebandmarcusuncensored@gmail.com and find their podcast at https://anchor.fm/calebandmarcusuncensored.

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