Couch Bed

Welcome to Topless Talk. On todays show we discuss the ever changing culture of not being straight enough to enjoy sex like a normal person. How bout Purge: Sistahood, and its lizzo and a bunch of chicks shoot neo-nazis. Theyd give me a million dollars to make that.

im the illest. madden 23 came out this week and it almost cost you guys this weeks episode.

Dont playstation with my heart or i nintendo switch up on you

Whoever shares this show to the most people and can message our Instagram proving it (Couchbedpodcast) will receive $300. Take this seriously, cause I'm so serious.

This episode is VR enabled

Girl got so low, call her "Nancy PeLOWsi"

Remember the toilet paper commercials with the bears?... Remember the Activia commercials for women?... What is it about pooping that makes people want to dance?

Worst one so far, but you get what you pay for. Listening to this podcast is like being in a sexual relationship, in the sense that if youre feeling unsatisfied, then I'm going to accuse you of being addicted to pornography.

Sit down and relax. Dont think about it, just feel it.

Alright Singapore, we know you guys love us, but are yall Chinese or Japanese?

This is the late show, slow and sleepy. This episode is comedy GOLD, but you're gonna have to be quiet and pay very close attention.

Here we go. First episode gives us some covid induced amnesia. Jake literally forgets the first half of the show and repeats himself.