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We are still here. I mean, where else would we be. Week four of lock down is here and we are taking a solid look at how it is affecting us as parents and as adults in general.

We are still here. I mean, where else would we be. Week four of lock down is here and we are taking a solid look at how it is affecting us as parents and as adults in general.

It's been three weeks and we are still hanging in. We talk more about streaming, discuss when our minds are breaking, and discuss the crazy people we still see on the outside.

It's been three weeks and we are still hanging in. We talk more about streaming, discuss when our minds are breaking, and discuss the crazy people we still see on the outside.

We are back. Well, we haven't gone anywhere because we are all still on Social Distance lockdown, but we have stories and some binge watching recommendations!

We are back. Well, we haven't gone anywhere because we are all still on Social Distance lockdown, but we have stories and some binge watching recommendations!

This week we are quarantined like everyone else from Covid-19 so we have some helpful tips to get you through.

This week we are quarantined like everyone else from Covid-19 so we have some helpful tips to get you through.

Emil and Jer watched the Oscars and not it's time to talk about the good, the bad, and the meh.

Emil and Jer watched the Oscars and not it's time to talk about the good, the bad, and the meh.

Being a parent is often rewarding, but sometimes it's down right demoralizing. Some of the best stories come out of these times so listen as we commiserate.

Being a parent is often rewarding, but sometimes it's down right demoralizing. Some of the best stories come out of these times so listen as we commiserate.

Emil and Jer talk about different kid songs and what actually makes it a kid song. Why are some of them so ridiculous and why are some of them old religious song with dark backgrounds?

Emil and Jer talk about different kid songs and what actually makes it a kid song. Why are some of them so ridiculous and why are some of them old religious song with dark backgrounds?

The USWNT has made headlines and are dominating the media as much as they did the pitch. Being avid fans for quite some time now, it is great to see this getting the attention it is. This episode we don't discuss so much as just nerd out over the World Cup.

The USWNT has made headlines and are dominating the media as much as they did the pitch. Being avid fans for quite some time now, it is great to see this getting the attention it is. This episode we don't discuss so much as just nerd out over the World Cup.

In this week's episode we talk about one of the most popular kid shows, Paw Patrol. We also try to figure out, where do they get their funding.

In this week's episode we talk about one of the most popular kid shows, Paw Patrol. We also try to figure out, where do they get their funding.

We have survived round two of raising children and are back. In this episode we talk about the harsh reality of the second child.

We have survived round two of raising children and are back. In this episode we talk about the harsh reality of the second child.

A new year, a new podcast, and a new us. We not really a new us, we don't do that well at resolutions. Listen at our attempts at self-improvements. Viva le resolution!

A new year, a new podcast, and a new us. We not really a new us, we don't do that well at resolutions. Listen at our attempts at self-improvements. Viva le resolution!

The holidays have begun and how do we know? It's because the music has begun and it is everywhere. In this week's episode Emil and Jer talk about holiday music. What they love and what they love to hate.

The holidays have begun and how do we know? It's because the music has begun and it is everywhere. In this week's episode Emil and Jer talk about holiday music. What they love and what they love to hate.

Emil and Jer talk about Black Friday and all the different days that follow Thanksgiving weekend. How will Jer do all these days with such a full tummy?

Emil and Jer talk about Black Friday and all the different days that follow Thanksgiving weekend. How will Jer do all these days with such a full tummy?

Have you ever seen a toy that just doesn't make any sense or doesn't look like it would be any fun? Well we sure have. Emil and Jer talk about awful toys past, and present.

Have you ever seen a toy that just doesn't make any sense or doesn't look like it would be any fun? Well we sure have. Emil and Jer talk about awful toys past, and present.

In this week's episode Emil and Jer talk about their favorite and least favorite musicals. Don't worry, there won't be any singing involved. Well not much at least.

In this week's episode Emil and Jer talk about their favorite and least favorite musicals. Don't worry, there won't be any singing involved. Well not much at least.

In episode 20 Emil and Jer talk about them parks. Which ones are superior to others. *cough* hook us up Disney. Tune in and tell us your theme park stories.

In episode 20 Emil and Jer talk about them parks. Which ones are superior to others. *cough* hook us up Disney. Tune in and tell us your theme park stories.

In this week's episode Emil and Jer talk about parents and the role they have played in their lives. Who better to handle this subject than Jerry's own parents?

In this week's episode Emil and Jer talk about parents and the role they have played in their lives. Who better to handle this subject than Jerry's own parents?

There are a lot of different types of comedians out there and comedy has changed so much. In this week's episode Emil and Jer talk about their favorite comedians and what makes them special.

There are a lot of different types of comedians out there and comedy has changed so much. In this week's episode Emil and Jer talk about their favorite comedians and what makes them special.

In this episode, Emil and Jer discuss what Millennials have been killing off, especially chain restaurants. On top of this, they also discuss their reluctant affinity towards said chain restaurants.

In this episode, Emil and Jer discuss what Millennials have been killing off, especially chain restaurants. On top of this, they also discuss their reluctant affinity towards said chain restaurants.

In this week's episode, Emil and Jer talk about pranks. Are they mean or funny? Also, are happy pranks better?

In this week's episode, Emil and Jer talk about pranks. Are they mean or funny? Also, are happy pranks better?

After being on a two week hiatus from being sick Emil and Jer talk about the most inconvenient times that they were sick.

After being on a two week hiatus from being sick Emil and Jer talk about the most inconvenient times that they were sick.

In this week's episode Emil and Jer talk about how much they embarrass their kids and contemplate how much they will resent them as they get older.

In this week's episode Emil and Jer talk about how much they embarrass their kids and contemplate how much they will resent them as they get older.

In this episode Emil and Jer talk about ridiculous gifts they have received or have given away.

In this episode Emil and Jer talk about ridiculous gifts they have received or have given away.

In an effort to class things up a bit, Emil and Jer talk about foodie places and give some recommendations to adventurous eaters out there.

In an effort to class things up a bit, Emil and Jer talk about foodie places and give some recommendations to adventurous eaters out there.

In this episode, Emil and Jer bring the podcast to a whole new level of maturity by talking about funny bathroom stories.

In this episode, Emil and Jer bring the podcast to a whole new level of maturity by talking about funny bathroom stories.

In this week's episode Emil and Jer talk about Road Trips and the insanity that comes along with them.