Critical Fail

So that break went a little bit longer than expected, huh? To be honest with you at this point we would have been completed with the first season, which was expected to be about thirty episodes. However I just recently had my first child and during that time of delivery, arriving home and attempting to make sure I didn't permanently damage my newborn daughter I forgot to pass off the uploading duties to someone else. So here we are, over a month later and we are finally able to jump into the home stretch as our adventurers make passionate and often times embarrassing moaning sounds throughout the majority of the episode. The crew also makes fun of dementia, and show how long ago the episodes were actually recorded as they discuss video games released over three months ago as new releases. As we pick back up on our episodes I want to let everyone know that all the episodes of this first season have been recorded and will be uploaded on a weekly basis (I hope) until the finale on Episode 30. We will begin recording the second season momentarily as we begin an all new adventure with a previous player taking the role of the Dungeon Master and new explorers will be thrown into a new and exciting world. We hope that we will continue to post new episodes as often as possible and we appreciate everyone that is coming along for the ride. Make sure to like our Facebook page for any new information or updates. Thanks for listening and for all of your continued support.

Hey everybody, welcome back to Critical Fail! This is not just any episode of Critical Fail, it's something really special! It's our 25th episode, a milestone that we never thought that we would be able to achieve. This monumental episode has everything you would expect from our group of adventurers; Bert and Matt say inappropriate things, everyone tries to attack Carrie's character because she's new and everything that James touches is ultimately ruined. The group also offer their opinion on various topics, none having anything to do with the game of course. So really after thinking about it maybe this episode isn't really all that exciting after all. Well hopefully you'll stick it out with us and remember to subscribe on iTunes and like our Facebook page to see all the various projects we have coming up.

Okay, I know that the episode is severely late this time around. But, in my defense Godzilla and X-Men: Days of Future Past came out within a week of each other. What is a person to do in a situation like that? Would you remember to post a podcast like this with those blockbusters in theaters for your enjoyment? You probably would, wouldn't you? You're the best, and we love you! I could say that we won't see a delay in episodes again, but you all probably know better by now. So enjoy the newest episode and cross your fingers that the next installment comes in a timely manner, and listen as Tarok returns after everyone else does the hard work, with his nurse by his side no less. The group also take a crash course in D & D 101, Carrie uses a magic D20 that rolls almost nothing but critical hits, and we talk about old Nickelodeon shows and the greatness of Dennis Hopper. Thanks for listening if you are still around, and if you have not subscribed yet make sure you do so on iTunes or any podcast listening service you may use.

Welcome to the newest installment of Critical Fail, and in this episode we actually play throughout the majority of the episode. For good reasons, of course as our group of adventurers come face to face with the evil proprietor of Foxglove Manor as well as the source of all the recent string of murders. The group will also comment on ghost hunting shows, and members of the group that screw over their partners. Our DM also gets in trouble with his wife out of game, proving that couples should not play Pathfinder together. Enjoy this episode as well as the straining of relationships and remember to comment on the show and subscribe on iTunes. Thanks for listening and we will see you again next week as we continue our expedition.

Welcome back to Critical Fail, and in this week's episode we still do not know how caves work. James, our DM will attempt to go into great detail on caves as well as making jokes about deceased wrestlers. The group will battle against multiple ghouls while bringing up painful family stories, commenting on school cafeteria pizzas all while singing those "Real American Heroes" radio ads. Do you guys remember those songs? Man, I wish they would bring those back. By the conclusion of this episode we find out three very important things: Nerdy men should not wear Frozen t-shirts in public, bad sound effects sound even worse when played on a podcast and our group of adventurers come face to face with Dundar's evil admirer. Listen in on our idiotic ramblings and please make sure to comment and join our Facebook page, because we respect our community and would never call them the "c" word. Thanks!

Previously on Critical Fail, our group was beginning to find out that not everything is as it seems at Foxglove Manor. Each room brings about a new haunting and a new strange occurrence for each character. Our group of fearless adventurers battle these unknown horrors as they prepare to do battle with an unseen evil. The DM also starts really trying to kill off the party, using haunting and poisonous tunnels to his advantage. Thankfully throughout most of the episode he rolls a bunch of 1's and basically gives us cool things because of it. We also confirm that Tarok is really gross and weird, and find out that half the party do not know how caves work. Listen and enjoy as we attempt to make sense of all of this in the latest episode, and please make sure to join in on the conversation on our Facebook page. We promise that we look at it sometimes.

Hey everybody, so this is still a thing. After computer crashes and watching YouTube videos on how to use Audacity again, Critical Fail has returned to the excitement of our fan. Our group of adventurers have finally arrived at Foxglove Manor only to find that trying to use a map without really using it can be harder than it seems. We still don't have the role-playing aspect of this down quite yet, but we're working on it. The cast will discuss offensive stereotypes, ghost Facebook pages and sexy drawings of our characters in game. You know, the usual discussions that take place on the show. We actually do play in this episode, as the old manor begins to play tricks on it's new house guests. Even Bert starts to get into the game, and that guy never pays attention to anything. Thanks for listening and please let us know what you think of the show on Facebook so we can make sure people know we have not quit yet. Thanks!

On this episode of Critical Fail the group decides to enjoy some homebrew that was provided by a friend of the show. In retrospect, that may have not been the best idea. Our adventurers spend the better part of a day looking for basements and wells as they explore a farmhouse that seems to have been overrun by ghouls. As the group battles to find the source of all these attacks they will also discuss the Left Behind series of books and how not to watch a Jason Statham movie in theaters. Listen and enjoy as we chug beer and get gross, and please make sure to check out our Facebook page for all the latest updates to the show as well as artwork and other random posts.

In this installment of Critical Fail, our group of fearless adventurers buy potions. Many, many potions. Also they begin to wage an all out war on scarecrows. This may seem pointless to some, however Tarok is super afraid of scarecrows. Because, you know, he's a bird and all. Also Dundar becomes emotionally unbalanced, our DM gets in trouble with the misses after she catches the ghoul fever and Bert forgets what we are doing. Again. What else would you expect from "the greatest podcast about Space Marines and Pathfinder on the internet!?" ™© Okay that last quote may be my own, but I think it still works. Enjoy the show and remember to check us out on Facebook. Please, we need friends!

Wow, we are really sorry about the delay between new episodes. Our official excuse is due to scheduling conflicts. The real reason however, is that I (Toast) have been trying to break our editor's computer for a few weeks. Now, with my work complete I will be able to finally edit the podcast. I promise to abuse this power a great deal, so be ready for that. For now however, let us rejoin our crew one month after their last battle as they become involved in a gripping mystery. The adventurers will attempt to put the pieces together to find out which new evil is threatening the town. Thanks for listening and for sticking it out for the last few weeks, and please remember to like us on our Facebook page for the latest updates to the show.