Fake News Network International

In this Mother's Day Special, FNN sends its team of idiot reporters EVERYWHERE: to Zimbabwe, where the country's last remaining male elephant is about to get a surprise... to Toronto, where our reporter Jenna Ferguson tries to get inside a crazy woman's head... and to Argentina, for no reason in particular. Once again, Fake News Network's team of news anchors and reporters cover the dumbest stories that never happened. Listen NOW!

Why is a bald... um... cat... worth $1.2M??? The United States no longer has a government... and not for the reasons you might be thinking of. And we cover a one-off Backstreet Boys reunion concert in Tokyo... well, until... All this and more, on this week's episode of Fake News Network (i).

United Airlines is red-faced after three of its douchey cronies drag a doctor from his paid seat... Afghani ISIL terrorists see something fall from the sky, and then that's pretty much it for them... and, the stakes are high in Baltics between the U.S. and Russia, and all it needs is for a little push to blow it all up. Well, our reporter was happy to help there. That and more, on this week's episode of Fake News Network Internatioinal.

It's Saturday, March 39th, and here are your top stories this news hour: U.S. backed Iraqi forces make a final push against ISIL in what is the greatest hissy-fit ever to hit the Middle East... Aliens choose China as their 1st point of contact with humanity... and, one of the world's rarest whales is found adrift, on the brink of death.