Grett Binchleaf, Private Eye

The Grett Binchleaf Adventures are now on The Worst Writer In The World podcast, available from British Comedy Guide and wherever you find podcasts.

The final part of the story: Chapter 14, by Rufus.

Grett Binchleaf & the Adventure of the Complicated Head - Chapter 13, by Rufus.

Chapter 12, by Howard.

Chapter 11, by Rufus.

Grett Binchleaf & the Adventure of the Complicated Head - Chapter 10, by Howard.

Grett Binchleaf & the Adventure of the Complicated Head - Chapters 6-9. These chapters were originally released on the end of The ManBuyCow Podcast, Series 3 and 4. Starting next Monday, the previously unreleased final chapters (10-14) will be available exclusively on this feed.

These chapters were originally released on the end of The ManBuyCow Podcast, Series 3 and 4. Starting next Monday, the previously unreleased final chapters (10-14) will be available exclusively on this feed.

Meet Rufus & Howard. Rufus is an English teacher with a degree in literature. Howard is an unemployed idiot. One of them spent their entire childhood writing stories and scripts... Unfortunately, it was Howard. Welcome to The Worst Writer in the World; a comedy storytelling podcast in which Rufus attempts to read everything that Howard wrote, while Howard listens and feels increasingly ashamed. Together, they'll probe the plot holes, interrogate the inconsistencies, and use their adult brains to fix the many problems with Young Howard's work. So that maybe one day, Howard will no longer be known as: The Worst Writer in the World. Listen at comedy.co.uk/podcasts

Grett Binchleaf & the Adventure of the Glow-in-the-Dark Chickens. Chapter 12: The final chapter - in which everything is explained and no question is left unanswered... or is it? (Get more Grett, from manbuycow.com)

Grett Binchleaf & the Adventure of the Glow-in-the-Dark Chickens. Chapter 11: How can Grett's parents be alive, if they are definitely dead? What is the special magic thing that Grett must use to defeat The Old Major? Is Alan Swizard a good guy, or an evil villain? What is the terrifying truth of Underspace? And will Rufus be able to fill every plot hole from books one, two AND three in a single chapter? Find out - by listening to this chapter, then find out more - by joining the Secret Gang at www.manbuycow.com

Grett Binchleaf & the Adventure of the Glow-in-the-Dark Chickens. Chapter 10: Who is Steve Bestfriend? What is the terrible secret about Grett's parents? Why does Alan Swizard feel inadequate to other, more highly-developed men? Will Mister Pillock ever reveal how many milk there are? And is there any way to defeat Vile Grett BinchGod?

Grett Binchleaf & the Adventure of the Glow-in-the-Dark Chickens. Chapter 9: How will Grett react to gaining god-like powers? Will UnderSpace be destroyed, or can Henrietta Pigg save it? What secret has Alan Swizard kept from The Old Major? And how will Dagenham cope, now he's the last of the Tree Pigs? Find out, in this chapter of Grett Binchleaf - written in the style of Lemony Snicket.

Grett Binchleaf & the Adventure of the Glow-in-the-Dark Chickens. Chapter 8: How many sons does Grett Binchleaf have? Who are Smellerella and Pongybutt? What will Henrietta find in the realm of the Great Artist - and why does he hate Grett Binchleaf so much? And can Grett survive the attack of the Glow-in-the-Dark Chicken?

Grett Binchleaf & the Adventure of the Glow-in-the-Dark Chickens. Chapter 7: What is The Old Major's wicked plan, and who is he working for? How will Grett Binchleaf & Henrietta Pigg get their own bodies back, will an old friend be able to help them? What happens to a mermaid if she spends too long out of water? And just where can you buy chocolate in a magical land?

Grett Binchleaf & the Adventure of the Glow-in-the-Dark Chickens. Chapter 6: How will Grett & Henrietta escape from the magical cave? Why is that mermaid reading a book? Who is the Swizard? Where did all those pies come from? And what the rampaging heck is going on? (get the audiobook and much more at manbuycow.com)

Grett Binchleaf & the Adventure of the Glow-in-the-Dark Chickens. Chapter 5: How will Grett and Henrietta escape the enormous rubber? Why is that lady transparent? Where is the Tree of Sad Monkeys, and what treasures does it contain? What is the true prophecy, and who does it say is the chosen one? And will Henrietta finally learn a valuable lesson about kindness or some crap? (Like it? Want more? Check out our Secret Gang: patreon.com/manbuycow )

Grett Binchleaf & the Adventure of the Glow-in-the-Dark Chickens. Chapter 4: What will Grett find in the city of Bumshavia? What is the dangerous thing, and can Grett and Henrietta survive its unstoppable approach? Where did Grett's little brother go? How many chips is too many chips? Whatever happened to Stick Villain? And how many leprechauns does it take to change a stereotype? (Want more? Listen to the free Secret Gang Podcast: www.manbuycow.com/romance )

Grett Binchleaf & the Adventure of the Glow-in-the-Dark Chickens. Chapter 3: Is Henrietta Pigg the chosen one? Or is it that insufferable pillock Grett Binchleaf? The Cucumber Man could tell them, but he's taking one of his week-long naps - so Henrietta, Dagenham, and Grett Binchleaf jump on their flying carpet and go on a mission to find out if they sell chips in Bumshavia city. But what's that big hot thing stuck in the west, and why are they travelling straight towards it? // Listen to the free Secret Gang Podcast: www.manbuycow.com/romance

Grett Binchleaf & the Adventure of the Glow-in-the-Dark Chickens. Chapter 2: Whatever happened to Grett's son, Charlie? Who's that man holding the stick? Where did all those crisp packets come from? Why is that tree there? And how did Grett Binchleaf find himself trapped in a magical land of tree pigs? (Find out more: www.manbuycow.com - Join the gang: www.patreon.com/manbuycow)

Grett Binchleaf & the Adventure of the Glow-in-the-Dark Chickens. Chapter 1: While playing in her back garden, Henrietta Pigg falls down a well and finds herself in a mysterious magical land. But who is the chosen one? Is it Henrietta? Or the terrifying giant with the crippling fear of pies?

Grett Binchleaf & the Adventure of the Missing Leg - RECORDED LIVE! A choose-your-own-Grett-adventure, recorded live at ManBuyCow & Friends. The audience (and Howard) guide Grett through his adventure, facing sharks, bears, strippers and many old adversaries.

Binchleaf Bedlam! A one-off Grett Binchleaf short story by Howard: How will Walk-Through-Wall-Man and his dimwitted sidekick, The Brick, escape from Jericho Asylum? And who is the mysterious supervillain known only as: The Fat Man?

Grett Binchleaf & the Adventure of the Women Getting Abducted by Crabs. Chapter 10: The final chapter, which ties up all the loose ends from this AND book one, leaving no plot holes whatsoever. WE CHALLENGE YOU TO FIND ANY PLOT HOLES BECAUSE THERE ARE NONE!!!

What is Inuku's true plan? Is it just to make crabs go big? Does Grett have any chance of stopping him? Or will an unexpected spaceship turn up to help?

Grett Binchleaf & the Adventure of the Women Getting Abducted by Crabs. Chapter 8: What happened to Grett after he opened the ancient sarcophagus? How was the universe created? And what's going on with those 311 small to medium-sized crabs?

Grett Binchleaf & the Adventure of the Women Getting Abducted by Crabs. Chapter 7: Where has Grett Binchleaf gone? Who is the queen of the rats? And who will get the Genie's final wish: Inuku, The Space Wizards, or Susan Cheeseinabag?

Grett Binchleaf & the Adventure of the Women Getting Abducted by Crabs. Chapter 6: Who is the mysterious Steve Crabs? Why does he have a yoyo? And what does he need all those women for?

Grett Binchleaf & the Adventure of the Women Getting Abducted by Crabs. Chapter 5: Grett rushes to the British Museum to save his lost love, Arthur Pasti, from her sarcophagus prison - but is slowed down by having to remember every woman he's ever known.

Grett Binchleaf & the Adventure of the Women Getting Abducted by Crabs. Chapter 4: Who will Grett find under Susan Cheeseinabag's sheet? And what will he discover inside the gigantic statue of himself?

Grett Binchleaf & the Adventure of the Women Getting Abducted by Crabs. Chapter 3: What 5,500 year-old mystery will Grett discover in the basement of the Smythe family mansion? And how is it connected with an Ancient Egyptian god called Grettatiti?

Grett Binchleaf & the Adventure of the Women Getting Abducted by Crabs, Chapters 1 and 2. While working as a children's magician, Grett Binchleaf witnesses a mysterious abduction - and meets the woman who will inspire him to become a detective.