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The episodic adventures of Grett Binchleaf: the ham-fisted private detective with a crippling fear of pies. Rufus & Howard take it in turns to write chapters - with no idea where the story will go next, or how their terrifying cliffhangers will be resolved.

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    • Jan 16, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 39m AVG DURATION
    • 32 EPISODES


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    Grett Binchleaf on The Worst Writer in the World

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2021 3:00


    The Grett Binchleaf Adventures are now on The Worst Writer In The World podcast, available from British Comedy Guide and wherever you find podcasts.

    Complicated Head, Chapter 14

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2019 33:00


    The final part of the story: Chapter 14, by Rufus.

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    Complicated Head, Chapter 13

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2019 27:00


    Grett Binchleaf & the Adventure of the Complicated Head - Chapter 13, by Rufus.

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    Complicated Head, Chapter 12

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2019 30:00


    Chapter 12, by Howard.

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    Complicated Head, Chapter 11

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2019 22:00


    Chapter 11, by Rufus.

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    Complicated Head, Chapter 10

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2019 26:00


    Grett Binchleaf & the Adventure of the Complicated Head - Chapter 10, by Howard.

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    Complicated Head, Chapters 6-9

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2019 83:00


    Grett Binchleaf & the Adventure of the Complicated Head - Chapters 6-9. These chapters were originally released on the end of The ManBuyCow Podcast, Series 3 and 4. Starting next Monday, the previously unreleased final chapters (10-14) will be available exclusively on this feed.

    Complicated Head, Chapters 1-5

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2019 85:00


    These chapters were originally released on the end of The ManBuyCow Podcast, Series 3 and 4. Starting next Monday, the previously unreleased final chapters (10-14) will be available exclusively on this feed.

    The Worst Writer in the World - available now

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2017 2:00


    Meet Rufus & Howard. Rufus is an English teacher with a degree in literature. Howard is an unemployed idiot. One of them spent their entire childhood writing stories and scripts... Unfortunately, it was Howard. Welcome to The Worst Writer in the World; a comedy storytelling podcast in which Rufus attempts to read everything that Howard wrote, while Howard listens and feels increasingly ashamed. Together, they'll probe the plot holes, interrogate the inconsistencies, and use their adult brains to fix the many problems with Young Howard's work. So that maybe one day, Howard will no longer be known as: The Worst Writer in the World. Listen at comedy.co.uk/podcasts

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    Chickens, Chapter 12

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2017 44:00


    Grett Binchleaf & the Adventure of the Glow-in-the-Dark Chickens. Chapter 12: The final chapter - in which everything is explained and no question is left unanswered... or is it? (Get more Grett, from manbuycow.com)

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    Chickens, Chapter 11

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2017 42:00


    Grett Binchleaf & the Adventure of the Glow-in-the-Dark Chickens. Chapter 11: How can Grett's parents be alive, if they are definitely dead? What is the special magic thing that Grett must use to defeat The Old Major? Is Alan Swizard a good guy, or an evil villain? What is the terrifying truth of Underspace? And will Rufus be able to fill every plot hole from books one, two AND three in a single chapter? Find out - by listening to this chapter, then find out more - by joining the Secret Gang at www.manbuycow.com

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    Chickens, Chapter 10

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2017 34:00


    Grett Binchleaf & the Adventure of the Glow-in-the-Dark Chickens. Chapter 10: Who is Steve Bestfriend? What is the terrible secret about Grett's parents? Why does Alan Swizard feel inadequate to other, more highly-developed men? Will Mister Pillock ever reveal how many milk there are? And is there any way to defeat Vile Grett BinchGod?

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    Chickens, Chapter 9

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2017 42:00


    Grett Binchleaf & the Adventure of the Glow-in-the-Dark Chickens. Chapter 9: How will Grett react to gaining god-like powers? Will UnderSpace be destroyed, or can Henrietta Pigg save it? What secret has Alan Swizard kept from The Old Major? And how will Dagenham cope, now he's the last of the Tree Pigs? Find out, in this chapter of Grett Binchleaf - written in the style of Lemony Snicket.

    Chickens, Chapter 8

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2017 49:00


    Grett Binchleaf & the Adventure of the Glow-in-the-Dark Chickens. Chapter 8: How many sons does Grett Binchleaf have? Who are Smellerella and Pongybutt? What will Henrietta find in the realm of the Great Artist - and why does he hate Grett Binchleaf so much? And can Grett survive the attack of the Glow-in-the-Dark Chicken?

    Chickens, Chapter 7

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2017 49:00


    Grett Binchleaf & the Adventure of the Glow-in-the-Dark Chickens. Chapter 7: What is The Old Major's wicked plan, and who is he working for? How will Grett Binchleaf & Henrietta Pigg get their own bodies back, will an old friend be able to help them? What happens to a mermaid if she spends too long out of water? And just where can you buy chocolate in a magical land?

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    Chickens, Chapter 6

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2017 64:00


    Grett Binchleaf & the Adventure of the Glow-in-the-Dark Chickens. Chapter 6: How will Grett & Henrietta escape from the magical cave? Why is that mermaid reading a book? Who is the Swizard? Where did all those pies come from? And what the rampaging heck is going on? (get the audiobook and much more at manbuycow.com)

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    Chickens, Chapter 5

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2017 33:00


    Grett Binchleaf & the Adventure of the Glow-in-the-Dark Chickens. Chapter 5: How will Grett and Henrietta escape the enormous rubber? Why is that lady transparent? Where is the Tree of Sad Monkeys, and what treasures does it contain? What is the true prophecy, and who does it say is the chosen one? And will Henrietta finally learn a valuable lesson about kindness or some crap? (Like it? Want more? Check out our Secret Gang: patreon.com/manbuycow )

    Chickens, Chapter 4

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2017 47:00


    Grett Binchleaf & the Adventure of the Glow-in-the-Dark Chickens. Chapter 4: What will Grett find in the city of Bumshavia? What is the dangerous thing, and can Grett and Henrietta survive its unstoppable approach? Where did Grett's little brother go? How many chips is too many chips? Whatever happened to Stick Villain? And how many leprechauns does it take to change a stereotype? (Want more? Listen to the free Secret Gang Podcast: www.manbuycow.com/romance )

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    Chickens, Chapter 3

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2017 34:00


    Grett Binchleaf & the Adventure of the Glow-in-the-Dark Chickens. Chapter 3: Is Henrietta Pigg the chosen one? Or is it that insufferable pillock Grett Binchleaf? The Cucumber Man could tell them, but he's taking one of his week-long naps - so Henrietta, Dagenham, and Grett Binchleaf jump on their flying carpet and go on a mission to find out if they sell chips in Bumshavia city. But what's that big hot thing stuck in the west, and why are they travelling straight towards it? // Listen to the free Secret Gang Podcast: www.manbuycow.com/romance

    Chickens, Chapter 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2017 55:00


    Grett Binchleaf & the Adventure of the Glow-in-the-Dark Chickens. Chapter 2: Whatever happened to Grett's son, Charlie? Who's that man holding the stick? Where did all those crisp packets come from? Why is that tree there? And how did Grett Binchleaf find himself trapped in a magical land of tree pigs? (Find out more: www.manbuycow.com - Join the gang: www.patreon.com/manbuycow)

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    Chickens, Chapter 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2017 49:00


    Grett Binchleaf & the Adventure of the Glow-in-the-Dark Chickens. Chapter 1: While playing in her back garden, Henrietta Pigg falls down a well and finds herself in a mysterious magical land. But who is the chosen one? Is it Henrietta? Or the terrifying giant with the crippling fear of pies?

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    The Missing Leg

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2016 47:00


    Grett Binchleaf & the Adventure of the Missing Leg - RECORDED LIVE! A choose-your-own-Grett-adventure, recorded live at ManBuyCow & Friends. The audience (and Howard) guide Grett through his adventure, facing sharks, bears, strippers and many old adversaries.

    Bedlam

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2016 55:00


    Binchleaf Bedlam! A one-off Grett Binchleaf short story by Howard: How will Walk-Through-Wall-Man and his dimwitted sidekick, The Brick, escape from Jericho Asylum? And who is the mysterious supervillain known only as: The Fat Man?

    Crabs, Chapter 10

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2016 50:00


    Grett Binchleaf & the Adventure of the Women Getting Abducted by Crabs. Chapter 10: The final chapter, which ties up all the loose ends from this AND book one, leaving no plot holes whatsoever. WE CHALLENGE YOU TO FIND ANY PLOT HOLES BECAUSE THERE ARE NONE!!!

    Crabs, Chapter 9

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2016 40:00


    What is Inuku's true plan? Is it just to make crabs go big? Does Grett have any chance of stopping him? Or will an unexpected spaceship turn up to help?

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    Crabs, Chapter 8

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2016 38:00


    Grett Binchleaf & the Adventure of the Women Getting Abducted by Crabs. Chapter 8: What happened to Grett after he opened the ancient sarcophagus? How was the universe created? And what's going on with those 311 small to medium-sized crabs?

    Crabs, Chapter 7

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2016 35:00


    Grett Binchleaf & the Adventure of the Women Getting Abducted by Crabs. Chapter 7: Where has Grett Binchleaf gone? Who is the queen of the rats? And who will get the Genie's final wish: Inuku, The Space Wizards, or Susan Cheeseinabag?

    Crabs, Chapter 6

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2016 22:00


    Grett Binchleaf & the Adventure of the Women Getting Abducted by Crabs. Chapter 6: Who is the mysterious Steve Crabs? Why does he have a yoyo? And what does he need all those women for?

    Crabs, Chapter 5

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2016 25:00


    Grett Binchleaf & the Adventure of the Women Getting Abducted by Crabs. Chapter 5: Grett rushes to the British Museum to save his lost love, Arthur Pasti, from her sarcophagus prison - but is slowed down by having to remember every woman he's ever known.

    Crabs, Chapter 4

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2016 35:00


    Grett Binchleaf & the Adventure of the Women Getting Abducted by Crabs. Chapter 4: Who will Grett find under Susan Cheeseinabag's sheet? And what will he discover inside the gigantic statue of himself?

    Crabs, Chapter 3

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2016 20:00


    Grett Binchleaf & the Adventure of the Women Getting Abducted by Crabs. Chapter 3: What 5,500 year-old mystery will Grett discover in the basement of the Smythe family mansion? And how is it connected with an Ancient Egyptian god called Grettatiti?

    Crabs, Chapter 1 and 2

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2016 38:00


    Grett Binchleaf & the Adventure of the Women Getting Abducted by Crabs, Chapters 1 and 2. While working as a children's magician, Grett Binchleaf witnesses a mysterious abduction - and meets the woman who will inspire him to become a detective.

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