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Buckle your seatbelts for Hearteyes’ first X-Men episode, featuring Colin Spacetwinks and me talking about: Scott Summers’ dick piercing Pizza Hut in the 1990s Neo-Nazis at family restaurants Getting real about Jim Lee Crushing on Storm Our imaginary date with Nightcrawler Rachel Summers: hot, sad and intense What the fuck is the deal with X-Men writers and Kitty Pryde? (Please Joss Whedon please leave our precious nerd girls alone.) Understanding the trajectory of Scott Summers based on his ass, what’s in it and who’s interacting with it Scott Summers is DEFINITELY a sub. DEFINITELY. Why don’t they let Emma Frost actually dom anyone though? What’s the deal with kink in X-Men? Chris Claremont: Always Horny, Never Logs Off What about dating Beast though? That would be the best. How much we long for baseball game and pool party issues of superhero comics When will Beast get on Tinder and discover how much people want to fuck him? Predictions on furry prevalence in the next ten years What a weird choice it was to make Iceman gay The current state of X-Men crushability frankly sucks Zootopia Full show notes at http://www.hearteyes.sexy

In this episode Elizabeth and I talk: -Sailor Mars x Sailor Venus vs Sailor Mars x Sailor Moon -Watching Revolutionary Girl Utena at age 12 -Cool pretend games we played as kids -Fannish beginnings and our secret fanfics from 2001 that you will never find -The intricacies and trajectory of Sailor Scout poly relationships -Is Ami cool or uncool? (She is cool as hell.) -How gay is Sailor Moon? (so gay) -Draco Malfoy x Harry Potter -It’s canon -It’s soooooo canon -Is the sectumsempra scene hot? (yes. everyone thinks so) -Being gay in the wizarding world -Draco Malfoy’s delicate origami magic is actually really endearing -Fan theories are kind of a drag sometimes? -A moment of silence for Draco’s shitty beard at the end of the final movie -Magical sex bathrooms -Fanfic pet peeves -How much we love anime full show notes here: http://www.hearteyes.sexy/post/132531342367/episode-two-sailor-scouts-in-the-room-of