Thanks to 2020, self-loathing storyteller Spencer Channell and ungrateful youth Mallory Strom got stranded on opposite coasts. Now, they’re reunited with a new goal: to co-found a utopia where you never have to be apart. Or maybe we’ll just make up songs. I don’t know, the world’s ending.
Mallory calls upon several A-list celebrities to read her original poem, Spencer proves that not all rabbits are named Geoffrey, and a ragtag group of generic fantasy adventurers abandon their morning beers in pursuit of character development.TwitchPatreonYouTube
Spencer is allergic to Valentines Day dates, Mallory rejects a series of gentlemen-ish callers, and conservative trolls recieve studio notes on their YouTube comments.TwitchPatreonYouTube
Mallory just needs a truck and a cow catcher to survive the zombie apocalypse, Spencer proves that cows are the dogs of herding animals, and a cow performs a freestyle rap about the ten rules of orking.TwitchPatreonYouTube
Spencer reveals disturbing details about his heritage, Mallory is a water spigot bigot, and we can all survive nuclear fallout and become millionaires on just four cans of sardines a day.TwitchPatreonYouTube
Mallory rates the first 25 powers of two, Spencer rates Mallory rating the first 25 powers of two, and a high school math classmate named Jenny doesn’t remember Mallory as much as Mallory doesn’t remember her.TwitchPatreonYouTube
Spencer forsakes his manhood by not watching the Super Bowl, Mallory embraces her role as your surrogate mother by explaining the entire plot of a movie she watched, and Catachreses recites the secret, age-old oath as he’s sworn in as Inseparaville’s first official mod.TwitchPatreonYouTube
Mallory defenestrates her nefarious alter ego Sara, Spencer tries to be Sherlock Holmes and it kinda works, and Minecraft Piglins engage in voter suppression if gold is votes and you use a little imagination.TwitchPatreonYouTube
Spencer minds his keys and pews, Mallory wasn’t offered plants in New York City, and a pair of trolls with barely any YouTube views lose their library privileges after trying to storm the gates.TwitchPatreonYouTube
Mallory proclaims 2038 the Y2K of decade 204, Spencer lays his eggs in a vernal pool, and the villains in Final Fantasy XIV are socially liberal, fiscally conservative.
Mallory is absent battling a bout of depression, Spencer encourages a scammer to scam him, and Mallory’s stuffed dinosaur Zell trolls Spencer into facing reality.
Spencer rails against fascism after being couped up all day, Mallory insists you’re not pro-life until you invent the key to nutrition, and MC Birth and MC Death return from the studio where they put their truce on the record.
Mallory’s car repairman has a strange courting ritual, Spencer improvs an essay on improv, and the worst wilderness guide Pamsplains condescension.
Spencer editorializes his first sci-fi novella, Mallory pins “pin” tails on the tails of -pin words, and MC Birth squares off with MC Death in the existential rap battle of the century.
Mallory almost doesn’t throw corn muffins at her crush…and then doesn’t, Spencer just wants the animals he eats to be vegetarians, and Battleship Jones and a smol interviewer settle their differences with the magic words “Flurb MacGhiGhiGhiGhiGhiGhi.”
Spencer lies to a theater full of New Yorkers, Mallory’s doctor prescribes potato chips, and Doug Lamborn’s cannabis is the representative Colorado’s 5th district deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
Mallory learns math in gym class, Spencer defines incorrect words correctly, and a nameless sugar water overlord makes you build a snowman shrine in summertime.
Spencer proves everyone’s gay mathematically, Mallory is bewildered by Hannibal’s toothpick cages, and a handful of Bretts defends one another in a domestic pasta debacle.
An insecure Mallory is redeemed by a watermelon, Spencer somehow survives the Jurassic period without a college degree, and the witches of Asphalt Coven have a dark and uncharacteristic secret.
Spencer is pretty sure that comparing women to 8-bit apples isn’t wholesome, Mallory is walks, and Coca Cola is the real meaning of Christmas.
Mallory phone banks to get out the canine vote, Spencer learns how to make a shopping cart computer, and Steve meets his maker in the momless bank heist blockbuster of the summer.
Spencer makes Daniel Radcliffe laugh, it’s Mallory’s birthday, and a ragtag group of openly gay attorneys commit organized crimes and represent one another in court.
A 13-year-old doctor refers Mallory to the worst gynecologist. Meanwhile, an evil conductor tries to derail her trains of thought. It's way too meta.
In this somewhat chaotic, post-presidential-debate episode—an anesthesiologist does standup, a ferret dusts a particle accelerator, and Spencer reveals his secret identity.
Spencer and Mallory narrate their journeys to Inseparaville, then talk pigeons, plumbing, and politics.