News of the Doomed

Tim and Sax are back with more REAL people doing REAL stupid things in REAL news stories from REAL news sources.  This week:  Why free landscaping isn't always the best idea.  A guy who changes his name-- DELCIOUSLY.  Arrested with stupid names.... twice.  More trouble at Florida Wal-marts.  You learn the important things here.If YOU have a story to share with us, email us (tim@newsofthedoomed.com or sax@newsofthedoomed.com) , Follow us on Twitter @NewsOfTheDoomed and, of course the hotline.  Leave us a message at 865-4-TIM-SAX.  Call it direct.  Call it collect (don't, really).  But call it today!!

The best pranks ever.  The worst way to get free porn.  A dumb place to smuggle drugs.  Dumb Burger King Employees.  How to alienate people at an Internet Cafe.  You learn the important things here.If YOU have a story to share with us, email us (tim@newsofthedoomed.com or sax@newsofthedoomed.com) , Follow us on Twitter @NewsOfTheDoomed and, of course the hotline.  Leave us a message at 865-4-TIM-SAX.  Call it direct.  Call it collect (don't, really).  But call it today!!

Thanks to Blair Marnel, our favorite listener for this episode, provides stories.  You can too, y'know!  How not to tip your barber!  A stupid way to buy smokes, especially when there's a Walgreen's next door. Yet another Fast Food rage problem.  And here's a tip:  If you see an ad for meth online, it's probably cops.  Call us:  865-4-TIM-SAX or email us tim at NewsOfTheDoomed.com or SAX at NewsOfTheDoomed.com 

An encore episode of THIS IS REALLY HAPPENING from the archives.  Gross things at work.  Dog Poop.  Surfing in Chicago is a bad idea.  Especially in February.  What happens when one steals a fire truck while naked.  The Sylvester bronsons get caught stealing beer at Wal Mart..  Why you shouldn't try to get your gun back after you drop it during a robery.  Fun with crocodiles.  

Real stories.  Real People.  REAL DUMB.This week:  Nudity and aligators.  Nudity and neighbors.  Pooping in Houston.  Assault with candy.  And the only story we've ever featured that writes itself:  Dick Butt gets arrested.  Listen to find out why.

Tim and Sax bring you real headlines featuring real people doing REAL stupid things.  This week:  A guy tries to cook breakfast for the cops in his front yard.  What not to do at a massage parlour if you haven't paid yet.  And a truck.  Overturned.  Spilling Beer all over the freeway.If you like what you hear, tell you friends.  email us at tim@newsofthedoomed.com or sax@newsofthedoomed.com or call us 24/7 at 865-4-TIM-SAX

Real People.  Real News.  Real stupid.  This week:  Two of the weirdest beauty contests ever.  A fire in a very ironic place.  And a truck theft featuring tons of MEAT!  MEAT!!!!

Real News.  Real People.  Real Stupid.This week:  A guy in Germany who doesn't know when to quit.  What not to do on a job application.  Bad Spelling can put you in jail.  And of course, a truck tipped over and spilled 30,000 lbs of Cheese on a Canada Highway!  Hilarity Ensues.

The boys present real stories ripped from the headlines of REAL NEWS OUTLETS.  This week:  bicycle theft and political correctness, illegal twerking, a woman who wants to convince a bus driver that she is a bicycle and a truck crash that releases thousands of bees!  It's comedy gold.Don't forget to tweet @timisfunny or @saxcarr with your new name for criminals using #newcriminal  -- and as a reminder, nobody likes racists.